AMIGA.TEXTMOD.ES:COLLY> "mjau, sa fader kengu-det var fest i skogen" by Grimlock of Epsilon Design
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                       man, that was a fucked-up diz













              what you are about to enter, is a new colly by:








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          whose name is represented at these groups member-lists:













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         .T     /   / _____/__/______  ./    ./  /___  ./    \\   / __________
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             E   P   S   ¡   L   O   N     [)   E   S   ¡   G   N
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                     ..hard hitting honest ascii stylez..
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                              |            -tS!|
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./   _______/__   ______________ _______ |     ¬|_______  ./   ________/__
|    \|  .    ¬\./     _       /       ¬\|     ________/__|   ___________/___
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fTL____\ ¦      |______|    |____________|______|           |__|              |
      |__|______|                             | |___________|  |______________|
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         |_     ::     :        {_{_}_}      \:_        \\        \
         _/     ::...  :           _}         \/         \\        \
         |          :..:      .:.}\:/{..:.    |           \\        \__ ___
         |                                    |            \___________\\__\
     ____|___   ._____.       ______   _______|_ .________.   __________
   _/  _____/__ |    ¬|_____  ______ ./ _______/_|__.    ¬| ./   ______/__
  _\________  ¬\|    ______/_/_    ¬\|  \|         ¬|     | |   _________/___
./         /    |    \|       ¬\.    |   |          |     |_|_. \|          ¬\.
|         /_____|_____|         |____|___|          |_________|__|            |
|________/            |_________|        |__________|            |___________eD
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         |_ _  _  __  _ __  }_   _  __ __     |  {   _ ¤  __   }   _  _ __
         { ¯_} }¯¯  '{_¯ _} I_¯ _{ {__¯ /_ _ {|_ L¯ _\ } {  ¯¯ I _ \ { ¯_/ __
       ¬)|¯¯_{         ¯¯     ¬¯      ¯¯  ¯ __¯_} ¯¬      ¯¯¯¯  ¯ ¯   ¯¯ ¯¯
         |¯¯                              ¯¯  |
         |              __                    |
         |_             \(__________         _|
          /______________\          \  /\____\
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                 ________   _________   _________     ______.
           ______\      /___\  ___  /___\  ___  /_____\____ l____
     ______\              _     l/    _    \l     _     __/     /_______
.___(       \____\/     __l__  _______l_______  __l__   \l_____/        )___.
|                /______)   (_____/        \____)   (____\                  |
|                                                                           |
| g®m      _____      ___.           .______   ___.       _________     e^D |
|___  ____/ ___/______\  l___________|     /___\ _l_______\  ___  /____  ___|
   (__\   \______   _    __/     _   l       _   \      _     l/      /__)
       \__      l __l__  l     __l_______  __l_        _l_  _________/
         (________)   (________)     \_____)  (________) (_____/













                          and last but not least













                           grimlock - the group
                         (logo not yet available)










                 ' m j a u , s a  f a d e r  k e n u . . .


               . . . d e t  v a r  f e s t  i  s k o g e n '





         (mjau, said father kengu, it was partytime in the forest)








         (stratos!, where the hell is that title-logo you promised
                          to make?!?! grrrrrrrrr)


















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   .__\ __/_____\ _l__________\___ /___\ ___  /____\  l__________\___ /_.
   |    |     _   \_     _     __/   _    l/    _     __/   _     __/   |
   '__  l   __l____/   __l__   \l____l__   _____l__   l   __l__   \l____`
     (______)     /____)   (____\      (___)      (_______)   (____\
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½½½½½½½   ½½½½½½½' __________   _______  ________  ______   _____    _______
½½½½½½½ ___________\ ___    / __\ ___ /__\      /__\___ /___\ __/____\ ___ /_.
½½½½½½½              \__  _/__\    l/   _   _____   __/   _   |    _    l/   |
½½½½½½½ ______________l/    ____  ______l_  __/ l_  \l____l_  l   _l_  ______l
½½½½½½½               /_____)  (____/    (__)    (___\     (______) (____/
½½½½½½½ g®m/e^D


        Rock'n'roll, everybody!

        I am back, after  two  months (- 1day). As  you  might have
        observed, I am now  releasing  collies  more  seldom than I
        used to. One reason is that I just don't  feel  like making
        3 collies each month anymore, another reason is  that now I
        can really make a better product. It is still lame, but  at
        least it is bigger...hehe..
        Some of you got quite provocated (which also was the effect
        I had hoped for) when you read the interview with me in the
        latest AsciiGazzette (issue 2).  What can  I  possible say?
        Don't take it (the interview), yourself and the ascii-scene
        too serious (some of you do, you know).... it's just fun!
        If anyone of you really care, then here is my views on some
        things which several dudes write in their collies:

        I ONLY RESPECT THOSE WHO RESPECT ME

        - It is kinda risky to make a statement like that.. you can
          actually end up with a respect list like this:
          Respects to:
                         ... uhm... mom?

          Why is it so  important  to  be mentioned in every single
          respect-list  from  every  single  artist?  Now  you say:
          'he only says  that  because he  never is respected'.....
          Sure, it is true, I do not get respects from all artists,
          and even though it is nice to be appreciated,  it  is not
          my goal to be liked by everbody.  And I  have no  problem
          whatsoever to respect artists who doesn't respect me.

        THERE ARE TOO MANY ASCII-GROUPS, AND TOO MANY NEWCOMERS

        - Those who say this, are usually oldskoolers who are afra-
          id of loosing the respect and authority they  have in the
          ascii-scene. Don't worry, guys, you will actually experi-
          ence that you get more respect  than before. As  many  of
          the  newcomers  are  extremely  crappy (of course some of
          them  aren't), and as there are more and more ascii-crews
          borned, the contrast between the good artists and the bad
          will be  clearer.  You  will  be  adored by more people!!
          Isn't that nice?

        GRIMLOCK IS PROBABLY THE COOLEST DUDE AROUND

        - If you are of that opinion, then you have no  future as a
          earthcitizen. Consider yourself as the crappiest creature
          in all known- and unknown solarsystems. Ya do not deserve
          to live, neither to die. Grimlock is NOT the coolest dude
          around, not even the second-coolest. Hell,  he ain't even
          cool. Even playmobil-dudes are cooler than Grimlock......
          or.. then again.. maybe they aren't...

        THOSE WERE THE DAYS

        - Yeah, sure... in the old days there  were  such things as
          lamers, rippers and war. In the old  days  everybody  was
          elite, and nobody were enemies. It was all  just  fun and
          friendship. What's the matter, people, have  you suffered
          a hd-crash or lost your ram-cards? The old days you desc-
          ribe is a goddamn utopia. And so what  if  there ever was
          'the good old days'? It sure doesn't  help to live in the
          past. Live in the now, seize the day  (gnaaaah!!!! Is  it
          actually me who writes this!?!?!)


        Okey, maties.. time to end this mess... guess you are quite
        tired of this junkyard text. Hope you  will  enjoy my  16th
        colly, and remember: there is still  possible  to  mail  me
        birthday presents (please, no more mail-bombs..) :

                                 Grimlock
                               Frode Opsahl
                             Blunkeslettvn.5c
                                18oo Askim
                                  Norway

                             ++47 69 88 38 57




                               and remember:



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              Releasing respect-collies, is just another way
                 of saying that ya don't get any requests
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                (and writing that text is just another way
                 of saying that I am getting really tired
                        of those respect-ragnaroks)









                             get on with it!!





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   '__  l   __l____/   __l__   \l____l__   _____l__   l   __l__   \l____`
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                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  ascii gazette
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
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               x c l u z i w e  /  s a v e  o u r  s o u l s

                              p r e s e n t s
            _______.   ______     _______       ___        ___
       _____\_____ l_./ ____/___._\ ____/__.___(__/___.___(__/______
       \      ___/   |\_______  |   |      |          |            /
        \__   \l_____l_      l _l_  l     _l_        _l_        __/
          (____\ g®m  (________) (________) (________) (________)

    _______.    ______.     _____   ______    __.       __.       _______
____\  ___ l_.__\_____l_.___\___ \ _\ ___/__._\ l_____._\ l_____._\ ____/_____
\      \|    |    ___/  |  ______/_\  _/    |   __/   |   __/   |   _/       /
 \________  _l_   \l____l_ |     ___       _l_  l    _l_  l    _l_        __/
     \______) (____\  e^D(_______) (_______) (_______) (_______) (________)

            (·  a  s  c  i  i     g  a  z  e  t  t  e   o o 2  ·)





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                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  asylum
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
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_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
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                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  b·boys diz
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
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_\ _l____|_\ _l______\   /____|   /__/ __/__
   \__   _   \__   _       _  l    _ \____
_    l __|_    l __l_  '  _l____  _l_    l _
(______) |(______)  (_____)   \___) (______)
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                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  burn side
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
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             ___.         _____.        ___________  _________.
          ___\ _l_______._\    |_____.__\_____    /__\____    l___
   _______\    \___     |      |     |      l/  _/_\     /       /_________
._(        \__    l    _l_     l    _l______/     ______/       /          )_.
|            (_________) (__________)      /______)    /       /             |
|             .______        ___.            ____.   _/       /              |
l__       ____| ____/___.____\__l____._______\___l_._| ______/_____        __|
  (_______\   l_______  |            |      ____/  |   _/         /________)
           \__       l _l_          _l_     |     _l_          __/g®m/e^D
             (_________) (__________) (___________) (__________)





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                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  contra
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
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   ________      _______    __::____.   ___.         _________     ___::_.
___\ _____/_____(       )___\____   l___\  l_________\____   / ____\_____l____
\    |        _           _    l/     _     _/    _     l/ _/__\     ___/    /
 \__ l       _l_    '    _l____/     _l_         _l_____/     ___    \l_____/
   (_________) (_________)    /______) (_________)     /______) (_____\
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: t H e  c O n t R a !  p O s s E :              g®m/e^D   ::     ::  ::
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                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  crusader
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
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__\  _____/___\   \_   _/_______|    /___/ ____/______
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 \__ l      __\   /     /  /_   l     ___       l __/    )__.
   (________)  __/     /    (_________) (_________)         |
        ¦g®m/  \  ____/______                               |
        |e^D ___\ _/        /                               |
        |    \___        __/    >> c r u s a d e r <<       |
        |       (________)                                  |
        |         |  __|_.           >> a u s <<            |
        |    _____¦__\___l___                               |
        |    \    ______/   /    << e p s i l o n >>        |
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        :     \__        __/
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                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  cybergod
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





          .......  ..............    ........
       ...::   ::..::          :: ...::    ::
   ____::_      _____.      ___::.::    ___::__     __________
___\ ____/______\    |______\ _l________\ ____/_____\ ___    /........
\    |        _      l    _   \__     _   _/      _   \__  _/___    ::
 \__ l      __l_______  __l_    l   __l_        __l____l/    __/    ::
   (________)    \______)  (________)  (________)      /_____)      ::
       ::                                         _____            ::........
       ::               _                       _/  __/_.                  ::
       ::      cYBERGOD / wHALE!                |   \   |                 ::
        ::             /                   _    |_______|    _            ::
        ::                     _________   \____|_______|____/       ____. ::
       ::                  ____\ ______/_______(         )___________\___l_::_
       ::                  \     \___       _      ___      _       ____/    /
        :: ............. ...\___    l     __l__     ^     __l__     |     __/
        :::::         ::.::    (__________)   (___________)   (___________)::
                                                  \_|_/ ::    g®m/e^D    ..::
                                                        ::           ....::
                                                        :::::::::::::::





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  des legumes
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





       ___.   ______    ______
_______\__l_._\ ___/__ / ____/_____
\     ___/  |   _/   /_\______    /--------------------------------------.
 \__  l    _l_       ___     l __/   d  e  s   ·   l  e  g  u  m  e  s   :
   (_______) (_______) (_______) ----------------------------------------'
   ___.       ______    ______.   ___.       _____.   ______    ______
___\ _l_____._\ ___/__._\ ___ l_._\  |____.__\    l_._\ ___/__ / ____/_____
\    \      |   _/    |   \|    |    |    |    _    |   _/   /_\______    /
 \__       _l_       _l______  _l_   l   _l___\/   _l_       ___     l __/
g®m(_______) (_______)e^D\_____) (_______)    /____) (_______) (_______)
       __
     _/  \_
     |    | ...is now a proud member of the 200mb-club here at ·Most Wanted·
_____|_\/_|_____
¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾ Congratulations, and thanks alot, pal!
`¾¾¾¾¾¾'`¾¾¾¾¾¾'
  __)  `'  (__  Btw: Please consider changing handle to Des LEGOmes.... =)
 \\__      __//
    |______|
     \(  )/           --->> signed: The Most Wanted Staff ·)&(· Mr. Grimlock
      ¯  ¯





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  edm conf
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                                     _
                                  ___l___
                                 (_______)
                                  _/   \_
                                 _| ___ |_
                                _(__ ' __)_
          _________________   _/_  /·:.\  _\_   _________________
         /                 \ _| (__\___/__) |_ /                 \
        /                   \)|_| \  _  / |_|(/                   \
       /                       \|  \___/   \|                      \
      /              ___             _              ___             \
     /                 |             |              |                \
   _/                  |_            |             _|                 \_
  _| ___                \_o__________|____½½½____o_/               ___ |_
_/  ___(____.  ____________               ½½½    __________    .___)___  \_
|           |__\   ____   /__½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½____\        /____|          |
|           |        l/      ½½½½½½       ½½½                  |          |
|           |__  ____________½½½½½½       ½½½_____\/        ___|          |
 \_________/  (____/         ½½½½½½       ½½½     /_________)   \________/
                         g®m ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½ e^D

                   <(· e s p e n s  ^  d i s k m a g ·)>

                     «« s u p p ( e p o s e ) o r t »»





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  elm street
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





     ________________________________      _______    ___.         ______.
____(                                )_____\ ____/__._\ _l_____.___\     l____
                                             _/     |   \      |             /
       e  l  m  ·  s  t  r  e  e  t     ___        _l_        _l___\/     __/
____                                 ___\ (________) (________)g®m /______)
   (_________________________________)
     _____     ___.       _________   _______    _______    ___.
____/ ___/___._\  l_____._\____   / __\ ____/__._\ ____/__._\  l________
\   \______  |    __/   |    l/ _/__\   _/     |   _/     |    __/     /
 \__      l _l_   l    _l____/     ___        _l_        _l_   l    __/
   (________) (________)e^D /______) (________) (________) (________)





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  encore
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





 _____ _____.   _____  _____ _______  _____
_\ __/_\___ l___\ __/__\   /_\___  /__\ __/_
  _/     l/       |            l/_/_\  _/
_     ___/   ___  l  __  '  ___/   ___     _
(_____) /____) (_____)(_____) /____) (_____)
 ·g®m/e^D                                 .
 :             % e n c o r e %            .
 ¦          fucks your cat with :         ¦
 |    ' FastBoot V1.o Release-Version '   |
 '      released at Da Kindergarden V     `





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  fatal
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                                    ._.
                                  ._|_|_.
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                              __/ |_\_/_| \__
                             / _ \__¯_¯__/ _ \
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                            \  / ./\¼¼¼/\. \  /
                            /  \ |_ \¼/ _| /  \
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                                 _/ \|/ \_
                                _|   :   |_
                            ____\¦   .   ¦/____
                          _/     :       :     \_
                          ¦      '       `      ¦
                        __:____   ____         _:_____
        ___________ ____\____ /___\  /_________\____ /_. _____
     ___\  _      /_\     __/   _    __/   _     __/   |_\ __/_________
     \     /__________    \l____l_   l    _l_    \l____l   \          /
      \__     __/    (_____\     (________) (_____\   ___          __/
        (_____)                                  g®m/e^D(__________)





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  fatal2
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





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½½½½½½½         ½½½½½½½     ½½  ½½½½½½½     ½½  ½½½½½½½     ½½  ½½½½½½½     ½½
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½½½½½½½ .--------------------------------------------------------------------.
½½½½½½½ : e    p    s    i    l    o    n    ^    d    e    s    i    g    n :
½½½½½½½ `--------------------------------------------------------------------'





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  frame
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                                    · ·
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                             _ __\   °   /__ _
                              .__¦_______¦_____
                           ___|  _            /
                           \     /___________/
                            \__      ___/¦g®m
                              (______)   ¦
                                .¦_______¦_
                           _____| ___     /
                           \      \__   _/_____
                            \______l/      ___/
                                 ¦ /_______)
                                 ¦ ______¦
                           ______¦_\_____l_____
                           \         ___/     /
                            \__      \|______/
                              (_______\  ¦
                              e^D¦_______¦
                           ______¦\      l_____
                           \                  /
                            \_____\/       __/
                                 ¦/________)
                                _¦_______¦
                           _____\ ______/______
                           \      _/          /
                            \__            __/
                              (____________)
                                 ¦   o   ¦
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                               __¦___°___¦__
                           _ __\ ¦__/_\__¦ /__ _
                                   /   \
                                  ·     ·





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  genetic waste
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                              ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
                              ½½½½½½½½        ½½½½½
                              ½½½½½½½½
   _________   ________   _______   ________   ___.        __    ________
___\  ___  /___\ ___  /___\ __  /___\ ___  /___\  l_______(_/____\  ____/_____
\     \l     _    l/    _   l/    _    l/    _    __/  _       _    |        /
 \_______  __l_  _______l___/    _l_  _______l_   l   _l_     _l_   l    ___/
     \_____)  (____/       /_____) (____/     (_______) (_____) (________)
                              ½½½½½½½½
                              ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
                                              ½½½½½
                                              ½½½½½
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_______\     /______\_____ l__½½½½½½½½        ½½½½½__\  l_________\  ____  /__
       /\      _       __/    ½½½½½½½½        ½½½½½     __/     _      l/
____         __l__     \l_____½½½½½½½½        ½½½½½__   l     __l__  _________
   (_________)   (______\     ½½½½½½½½        ½½½½½ (_________)   (_____/
                              ½½½½½½½½        ½½½½½
                              ½½½½½½½½        ½½½½½g®m/e^D
                              ½½½½½½½½        ½½½½½
                              ½½½½½½½½        ½½½½½
                              ½½½½½½½½        ½½½½½
                              ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  grt
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





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   \       \|      ¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼'               __/       /
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                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  harpoon
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                                               _ _       _ _
   ____.         ____.  ________   ________  _/(_)\_   _/(_)\_   _______.
___\ __l_________\__ l__\ ___  /___\  __  /__\     /___\     /___\___   l____
\    \_          __/      \_ _/_\     l/ /_\    _         _         /       /
 \____/    ____  \l________/    ___   /______   '   ___   '   _____/     __/
     /_____)  (___\    g®m/_____) (____)e^D (_______) (_______)   /______)
    /                    /                   \/   \/   \/   \/   /










                    .___________________________________.
                    |                                   |
                    |        c h a p t a '  o 3         |
                    |                                   |
                    |           g a l l e r y           |
      _____     ___.|         ______   ________    ___. |        ______
   .__\ __/_____\ _l__________\___ /___\ ___  /____\  l__________\___ /_.
   |    |     _   \_     _     __/   _    l/    _     __/   _     __/   |
   '__  l   __l____/   __l__   \l____l__   _____l__   l   __l__   \l____`
     (______)     /____)   (____\      (___)      (_______)   (____\
                    .                                   .
                    |         ½½½½½½½. ½½½½½½½.         |
                    |         ½½½    ½ ½½½    ½         |
                    |   %!g   ½½½    ½        ½   %!g   |
                    |_________½½½    ½      ½½'_________|
                              ½½½    ½ ½½½    ½
                              ½½½    ½ ½½½    ½
                              `½½½½½½' `½½½½½½'










    __________    _______   ___.      ___.      _______   _______     .____
____\   ___  /____\____ /___\ _l______\ _l______\ ___ /___\___  /_____|   /___
\       \|     _    __/   _   \     _   \     _    l/   _   l/_/_\    l      /
 \__________  _l_   \l____l_       _l_       _l_ _______l___/   ________  __/
       \______) (____\     (_______) (_______) (____/      /____)    \____)



                 'gAlleRy? What hell is that?', you say..
          well, here I will present some of my ascii-dudes-pixx,
           which I don't think fit in amongst the other logos...
           these are pics that I have used as ealls, or in other
                           special occasions....
     some of them are pretty shitty, and some of them are quite nice..

                  you may use'em to whatever you like....








      _____________
______\   _____   /___
\         \l           a  l  l  e  r  y
 \_______________  ___                               p i c t u r e  nO.  oO1
          \________)










.___ |\____________________. ______________.
|    |___________________  |               |
|             __|__     /  |               |
|  ___________\___/----/ __|____           |
| /                   / / ___  /           |
|/           ___     /_/ __)__/            |   <-- crappy file_id....shit!
/______________/          |_               |
|            \______       /               |
|          ____\_      .__/                |
|_________ \___________| __________________|










      _____________
______\   _____   /___
\         \l           a  l  l  e  r  y
 \_______________  ___                               p i c t u r e  nO.  oO2
          \________)










            _(((_
           /     \
         _/       \_
         |         |       Fatal is not feeling too good these days..
         | -fatal- |
        _|   _ _   l_      He actually had to skip The Party 5 just
    ____|____\_/____|____
    \_       ___       _/  to stay home - in bed!! Poor Fatal!!!
     \________|________/
  ____ |_°         °_| ____   Please leave him a 'get well' messy,
_/____\|\___________/|/____\_
| ` /    _/       \_    \ ' | and who knows what will happen!
|______  |_________|  ______|
   g®m/   : · .:      \e^D    Maybe the mighty legodude will cure
     /   .:·::::.·:: : \
    / ··:. ·. o .: .:.· \     him for good?! Let's hope so!
    \ :.: \_______/:: .:/           ...                           ...
     \ . .·:` :`'.:. . / ...........: :........                   : :
.-->> \_______________/                       :...................: :
|       `` '  `` '' '`
` Yup, Fatal does in fact look            ..and Fatal, remember to
  just like this at the moment!           stay in bed......
  He has got the flu! Damn,
  we feel sorry for him!










      _____________
______\   _____   /___
\         \l           a  l  l  e  r  y
 \_______________  ___                               p i c t u r e  nO.  oO3
          \________)










         t h a n k s  f o r  y o u r  s u p p o r t  i n  1 9 9 5
      k e e p  o n  p u m p i n g  t h o s e  w a r e s  i n  1 9 9 6

                               ?!
                               o °
                                 \
                                    /\______
                                  _/  ______\_
                                  |____l    \))
                                   '``|
                                ___\_ |
                                \__·o l__
                                  /___ _/
                                   (_'_)
                                   _l_\_
                                  /  | |
                                _/ _ |_|
                                |_ ( |\|
                                 \___|_l------------|-
                                   ||(_)-------------|-
                                  _||_
                              ____\`')_ g®m/e^D
                  /\_________/_(_____/)_________________
                  `-------------------------------------'

    n o w  g o  s k i i n g  ,   o r  s u m t h i n g  ,  s l a v e s !










      _____________
______\   _____   /___
\         \l           a  l  l  e  r  y
 \_______________  ___                               p i c t u r e  nO.  oO4
          \________)










   t h e  1 9 9 6  p a r t y  a n i m a l  i s  h e r e  t o  g r e e t
           y o u  w i t h  d a  f o l l o w i n g  m e s s a g e
                                    _ _
                                    (Y)
                                    /.\
                                   /°oO\
                               ___/O_._°\___
                               \ _________ /
                                \|'' ' ``|/
                                 |   _   |
                _________    ____|__ | __|____    _________
                \ _____ _\___\ /   \_|_/   \ /___/_ _____ /
                 \`  / /__   _/.   °   °   .\_   __\ \  '/
                  \___/ / \  |::           ::|  / \ \___/
                     / /   \ |:    _____    :| /   \ \
                    / /    / |____/     \____| \    \ \
                   / /     \   __|       |__   /     \ \
                   \ \_     \  \_|_______|_/  /     _/ /
                   /  /      \_____¼¼¼¼¼_____/      \  \
                  /  /         \/  ¼¼¼¼¼  \/         \  \
                  \  \                               /  /
                   \  \______                 ______/  /
                    \____    \_______________/    ____/
                      g®m\     _           _     /e^D
                          \____/           \____/
                               \___________/

       g ® i m l o c k  c o m m a n d s  - y o u -  t o  h a v e  an
     o u t r a g e o u s l y  l e g o  n e w  y e a r  ,  f u l l  o f
     s h i t t y  c o l l e c t i o n s  a n d  o t h e r  b o r i n g
                          r e l e a s e s . . . .










      _____________
______\   _____   /___
\         \l           a  l  l  e  r  y
 \_______________  ___                               p i c t u r e  nO.  oO5
          \________)










                                 _       _
                                /((((Y))))\
                                \_,,,,,,,_/
                                 |·     ·|
                                 |:    ::|
                                 |:  _  :|
                _________    ____|__ | __|____    _________
                \ _______\___\ /   \_|_/   \ /___/_______ /
                 \`  )  /    _/.           .\_    \  )  '/
                  \________  |::    _'_    ::|  ________/
                         _(  l_____(   )_____|  )_
                         \        /    .\        /
                          \_    _/   __¦_\_    _/
                           /    |    \ |  |    \
                           \    |_     : _|    /
                            \    \_______/    /
                             \       _       /
                           g®m\_____(_)_____/e^D










      _____________
______\   _____   /___
\         \l           a  l  l  e  r  y
 \_______________  ___                               p i c t u r e  nO.  oO6
          \________)










                                 _________
                                /         \
                               /           \
                              /             \
                            _/:    _   _    :\_
                            |::    (___)    ::|
                          __|__/\    |    /\__|__
                           _|    \   |   /    |_
                       ____\______\ _|_ /______/____
                       \|¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼\/|\/¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼|/
                        |¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼|¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼|
                   _____|¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼|¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼|_____
                   \ ____\¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼/ \¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼/____ /
                    \`  (_ ____ ___/   \___ ____ _)  '/
                     \_____) _/ \_| ¦_ _|_/ \_ (_____/
                             |____ \ \ / ____|
                               | |  \_/  | |
                              g|           |e
                              ®|   ½½½½½   |^
                              m|_ ½'   `½ _|D
                                \ ½  o  ½ /
                                 \½½   ½½/
                                  `½½½½½'
                                   `½½½'
                                    ½½½
                                    `½'
                                     ½

                     M a n , y o u  a r e  e v i l !










      _____________
______\   _____   /___
\         \l           a  l  l  e  r  y
 \_______________  ___                               p i c t u r e  nO.  oO7
          \________)










                          - m a r k  r y d e r -
                                 ........
                   g o o d  l u c k  i n  t h e  a r m y

                 ___
               _(   )_   BULLSHIT! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
             _/       \_ YOU MAKE ME WANNA PUKE!!
             |         |          .
             |_________|          ¦
    _________|½½½½½½½½½l__________|                 _((__
    \____________________________/|                /·.:·:\
             |::·      |          |              _/   ··::\_
             |::·   _  |          |             _|      ·::|
          ___|:·     \_|_____     |             \       :::|   mark
          \ __:        °_   /     |            \_       ·::|     y
           \`/ ____    /___/      |           _·         ::l___  d
           _/_/l_l_\___l          |         _/  __        ___ /  e
           | |                 ---'         |____/        \|'/   r
           |_|         ___                       |         |¯    |
            \ \________/ /                       l_______  | <<--'
 evil        \ \| | | /_/                gulp!      |   /  |
 faggot ->>   \ ¯¯¯¯¯¯ \__                  `---    |      |
 general    g®m\_________/                       e^D|_____/¯


                 ( y o u ' r e  g o n n a  n e e d  i t )










      _____________
______\   _____   /___
\         \l           a  l  l  e  r  y
 \_______________  ___                               p i c t u r e  nO.  oO8
          \________)










                                    ___
                                  _(   )_
                                _/  ___  \_
                                |    ¦/   |
                                |_________|
                     ___________|½½½½½½½½½|___________
                     \_______________________________/
                               |:·  _    ·:|
                           ____|:___\_/___·|____
                           \\¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾//
                        _____¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾_____
                        \ ____ ___/     \___ ____ /
                         \`  / \_|_______|_/ \  '/
                          ¯¯/ _/           \_ \¯¯
                          _/  | ___________ |  \_
                          |   |¯    ___    ¯|   |
                           \_____    '    _____/
                                 \_______/

      (this was meant to be used in anutha' mark ryder in army eall,
       but suddenly he left the army, and I couldn't see any reason
                    to finish it... damn you, marius!!)









      _____________
______\   _____   /___
\         \l           a  l  l  e  r  y
 \_______________  ___                               p i c t u r e  nO.  oO9
          \________)










                                    ___
                                  __\ /__
                                _/   ___ \_
                                |     l/  |
                                |     /   |
                                |_________|
              /\________________|½½½½½½½½½|________________/\
              \_____________________________________________/
                             _/             \_
                             |    ¼¼   ¼¼    |
                           ¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼' _ `¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼
                           __|______ | ______|__
                         _/         \_/         \_
             ____________|___________|___________|____________
             \  _________ |°                   °| _________  /
              \  `   (½½| |          _          | |½½)   '  /
               \_______/| |         _|_         | |\_______/
                        |_ \________/l\________/ _|
                         \        __/ \__        /
                          \____   \|.:·|/   ____/
                              | /\  \_/  /\ |
                              |   \     /   |
                               \   \___/   /
                                \_.     ._/ g®m/e^D
                                  `¼¼¼¼¼'
                                   `¼¼¼'
                                    `¼'
  ' god aften, fru Apfelzchrött '    ¼
                                     '

     I actually won the Kindergarden V ascii-compo party with this one
                               (brag, brag)










                    .___________________________________.
                    |                                   |
                    |        c h a p t a '  o 4         |
                    |                                   |
                    |        m o r e  l o g o s         |
      _____     ___.|         ______   ________    ___. |        ______
   .__\ __/_____\ _l__________\___ /___\ ___  /____\  l__________\___ /_.
   |    |     _   \_     _     __/   _    l/    _     __/   _     __/   |
   '__  l   __l____/   __l__   \l____l__   _____l__   l   __l__   \l____`
     (______)     /____)   (____\      (___)      (_______)   (____\
                    .                                   .
                    |         ½½½½½½½.        ½         |
                    |         ½½½    ½ ½½½    ½         |
                    |   %!m   ½½½    ½ ½½½    ½   %!m   |
                    |_________½½½    ½ ½½½½½½½½½ _______|
                              ½½½    ½        ½
                              ½½½    ½        ½
                              `½½½½½½'        ½










                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  hellfire
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/






      ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
      ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½              ½½½½½½½½½½½
      ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
      ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
      ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
      ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
      ½½ ____. ½½½½½½ _______     ___.        ___.
     ____\ __l________\ ____/_____\ _l________\ _l_________
     \     \__      _   _/      _   \       _   \         /
      \_____l/     _l_         _l_         _l_         __/
      ½½½½½½/______) (_________) (_________) (_________)
      ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½                ___.      __________  _______
      ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½ ______\__l______\ ___    /__\ ____/______
      ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½          \             _   \__  _/_\   _/        /
      ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½        ______         _l____l/    ___         __/
      ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½g®m/e^D      (_________)     /_____) (_________)





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  history
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





    ___.        __      ____    ___.      _____  ½½½½½½½½½½      .____
  ._\ _l_______(_/_____/ __/____\  l______\   /__½½½½   ½½½______|   /_.
  |   \__   _       _  \____  _    __/  _        ½½½½½½½'        l     |
  |____l/  _l_     _l_     l _l_   l   _l_  '  __½½½½   ½½½½½_______  _l
 g®m   /___) (_____) (_______) (_______) (_____) ½½½½   ½½½½½   \_____)
                                                 ½½½½   ½½½½½ e^D





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  how 2 use
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                                      ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½.
                                     ½½½½½½½½         ½½½½½½½½
      ____.            _________         _______      ½½½½½½½½
   ___\ __l____________\       /_________\     /______½½½½½½½½
   \    \___        _             _      /\           ½½½½½½½½
    \______/      __l__    '    __l__           ___   ½½½½½½½½
          /_______)   (_________)   (___________) /_  ½½½½½½½½
                                                   |  ½½½½½½½½
                ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½'
                ½½½½½½½½                           |    |
                ½½½½½½½½                           |    |
                ½½½½½½½½                           |    |
                ½½½½½½½½      ._____      _____    |   _|________
                ½½½½½½½½______|    /_____/ ___/____|___\  ____  /___
                ½½½½½½½½      |       _  \_______   _       l/     /
                ½½½½½½½½__    l     __l__       l __l__  _________/
                ½½½½½½½½ (__________)   (_________)|  (____/
                ½½½½½½½½                           |    |
                ½½½½½½½½                           |    |
                ½½½½½½½½     h o w       u s e     |  ½½½½½½½½
                ½½½½½½½½             2             |  ½½½½½½½½
                ½½½½½½½½                           |  ½½½½½½½½
                ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  jazy
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                ½½½½½½½½½½½
                   ½½½½½½½½
                   ½½½½½½½½    ______.      ______        ._____
                   ½½½½½½½½____\____ l______\____ \_______|    /____
         ½½½½½½½   ½½½½½½½½      __/      ________/       l        /
         ½½½½½½½   ½½½½½½½½_     \l______ |        ___________  __/
         ½½½½½½½   ½½½½½½½½(______\     (__________)    \_______)
      g®m½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½e^D





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  javis
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                  ______________
               ._(              )_
               ¦      ½½½½½½½½½   |
               :      ½½½½½½½½½   ¦
               '      ½½½½½½½½½   :
             ____.    ½½½½½½½½½   `._____      ____      ______
     ________\___l__________½½½____|    /_.___(___/___._/ ____/______
     \       ___/  ½½½½½½½½½½½½    |_     |           | \_______    /
      \__    \l   _½½½½_____½½½_   \/    _l_         _l_       l __/
        (_________)½½½½½½½½½½½½(_________) (_________) (_________)
               ·   ½½½½½½½½½½½½
               :   ½½½½½½½½½½½½   ·
               ¦   ½½½½½½½½½½½½   ¦ i s  c o m i n g  o n l i n e . . .
               |_       g®m/e^D  _|
                (________________)





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  jedi arts
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                      _______________________________
                 .___(                               )___.
                 |   ___.   ______         ___.     ___. |
             ____|___\_ l___\ ___/_________\__l_____\__l_|____
             \       _/       _/         ____/               /
              \__        ___        ___  l     ___        __/
                (________) (________) (________) (________)
                 |______.   _________  ___.       ._____ |
             ____|\____ l___\____   /__\  l_______| ___/_|____
             \      __/        l/ _/_\    __/     l______    /
              \__   \l_________/    ___   l    ___      l __/
                (____\        /_____) (________) (________)
                 |       _ ,                   _ ,       |
                 |___    (^) j e d i % a r t s (^)    ___|
                 g®m(_________________________________)e^D





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  kindergardenV diz
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





           ½½½½½   _________.  ½½½½  ½½½½
___½½½½½___½½½½½___\  ____  l__½½½½__½½½½___
\  ½½½½½½½½'          \l       ½½½½  ½½½½  /
 \_½½½½½__½½½½½½___________  __½½½½__½½½½_/
   ½½½½½  ½½½½½½     \_______)  `½½½½½½'
   g®m/e^D½½½½½½ kindergarden V   `½½'





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  magz
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                                        .
                                       /|
                                      / |
                                     /  |
                                    /   |
                                  _/    |
                                  | · _ |
                                  | : / |
                                  | ¦/  |
                                  | |   |
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                        \______/  m a g z  \______/
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             \_____\ ____\¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼/ \¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼/____ /_____/
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                     \_____) _/ \_| ¦_ _|_/ \_ (_____/
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                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  magz2
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                                           ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
                                           ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
                                           ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
       _______.     _______.   ________    `½½½½½½½½½½                   ½½½½½
_______\      l_.___\_____ l_._\ _____/___________________               ½½½½½
\        _      |      __/   |   \___      ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½'
 \______\/     _l_     \l____l_     l    __½½½½½½½½½½½__/
        /______) (______\     (__________) ½½½½½½½½½½½     g®m/e^D       ½½½½½
                                           ½½½½½½½½½½½                   ½½½½½
l o r d  m /\ g z  i s  n o w  o n l i n e ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
  j u s t  t o  l i s t e n  t o  y e r    ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
   p a t h e t i c  c o m p l a i n s      `½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½'





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
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                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  the mark ryder exp.
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





 ..........           .......
 t:h e   ::.....      ::   ::..........
 ::______.   _::__. __::___    ._____::
 ::\     |___\__  |_\__   /.___|    / m/\rk                .......
¯¯¯¯     |   __/  |   / _/_|  __  _/__ryder.....  .....    ::   ::...........
____\/___l___\|   |__/_____l___|_____/        ::  :: ::....::          ....::
 ::______._____   l _______. ________ ________::  ::                   ::
 :\__   /|    /_____\ ___  |_\ _____/_\__    /::..::                   ::.....
¯¯¯ / _/_|______  |   |_/  |   _/   |   /  _/__e  x  p  e  r  i  e  n  c  e ::
___/_____/ \______l________l________l__/______/.......    .........  .......::
 ::.....       ::    ::........        ....::       ::  ..::     ::  ::...
      ::.......::            ::........::           ::..::       ::.....::





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
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                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  massive
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                                ½½½½½½½½
                         ½½½½½½½½½
      __________         ½½½½   `½½½½½½½           ½½½½  ½½½½  ___________
 _____\        /_____ _  ½½½½       ½½½½     __    ½½½½__½½½½__\  ____   /__
 |                       ½½½½      _½½½½____(_/_____½½½  ½½½½       l/     |
 |____\/       ___ ______`½½½½½½½½  ½½½½            ½½½__½½½½__ ___________|
 '    /________)___\___ /__     ½½ _½½½½__       ___½½½  ½½½½ (____/       `
                    __/   |½½½½½½½  ½½½½ (_______) ½½½½  ½½½½
             ___    \l____l         ½½½½             `½½½½'
               (_____\        ½½    ½½½½ g®m/e^D      `½½'
                              ½½½½½½½½½½





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
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                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  massive diz
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





     __________     _____      ½½½½½½ ½½½½½½
_____\        /____/ ___/_______½½½½½ ½½½½½½
                _  \________    ½½½½½ ½½½½½½
_____\/       __l__        l ___½½½½½ ½½½½½½
 g®m /________)e^D(__________) ½½½½½½ ½½½½½½
·                                `½½½½½½½' ·
:  «« m a s s i v e »»  presents:  `½½½'   :
:                                          :
:  'blah blah blah blah blah blah v3.o5'   :
:..........................................:





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
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                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  megastyle
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                 ________   _________   _________     ______.
           ______\      /___\  ___  /___\  ___  /_____\____ l____
     ______\              _     l/    _    \l     _     __/     /_______
.___(       \____\/     __l__  _______l_______  __l__   \l_____/        )___.
|                /______)   (_____/        \____)   (____\                  |
|                                                                           |
| g®m      _____      ___.           .______   ___.       _________     e^D |
|___  ____/ ___/______\  l___________|     /___\ _l_______\  ___  /____  ___|
   (__\   \______   _    __/     _   l       _   \      _     l/      /__)
       \__      l __l__  l     __l_______  __l_        _l_  _________/
         (________)   (________)     \_____)  (________) (_____/





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  megastyle diz
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





    __________   ___________     _____
____\        /___\   ____  /____/ ___/______
               _     \l      _  \_______
____\/       __l_________  __l__       l ___
g®m /________)   e^D \_____)   (_________)

          «« m e g a s t y l e  »»
              ...presents...
       ' blahblahblahlbahlbah v1.2o '





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  megastyle diz2
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





  .½½½½½½½½½½½½ ____________ .½½½½½½½½½
__½½½½½½_½__½½½_\   ____   /_½½½½½½_________
  ½½½½½½    ½½½     \l       ½½½½½½½½½½½½½
__½½½½½½____½½½__________  ____________½½½__
  ½½½½½½    ½½½      \_____) ½½½½½½    ½½½
  ½½½½½½    ½½½g®m/e^D       ½½½½½½    ½½½
  ½½½½½½    ½½½              ½½½½½½½½½½½½½
          «« m e g a s t y l e  »»
              ...presents...
       ' blahblahblahlbahlbah v1.2o '





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  megastyle diz3
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





___________._______________________________.
\         /|                               |
 \__\/   __|    «« m e g a s t y l e »»    |
___ /____)_|                               |
\    __   /|    gives you a new /X tool    |
 \_____  __|                               |
    \____) |                               |
___/ ___/__|                               |
\__\____ __|                               |
  (______) |_______________________________|





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  menu
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





             _________   ___________   __________       .______
        _____\       /___\  ____   /___\___     /_______|     /____
        \              _      l/     _   l/       _     |         /
         \_____\/     _l_  __________l___/       _l_    l      __/
           g®m /______) (______/  e^D   /________) (___________)





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  modem
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                                                        ___________
            _______                ___.    ________ ____\         /___
       _____\     /__/\___/\_______\__l_.__\      /_.
                                  ___/  |    ___    |____\/       ____
       _____\/     __        __   l    _l     l/    |    /________)
            /______)    '     (________) __ ________l
                    _       __    e^D     (____/
                    (_______)  g®m





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  msw
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                              ______________
                             ::::::::::::::::
                             ::½½½½½½½½½½½½::
                   ________. ::½½:::::½½½½½:: ________
            _______\       l_::½½::::::::::::_\      /________
            \                ::½½½½½½½½½½½½::       /\       /
             \_____\/       _:::::::::½½½½½::_         _____/
                   /________)::½½:::::½½½½½::(_________\
                             ::½½:::::½½½½½:: g®m/e^D
                             :::½½½½½½½½½½½::
                             `::::::::::::::'
                               ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯










                    .___________________________________.
                    |                                   |
                    |        c h a p t a '  o 5         |
                    |                                   |
                    |    b i r t h d a y  -  p a r t    |
      _____     ___.|         ______   ________    ___. |        ______
   .__\ __/_____\ _l__________\___ /___\ ___  /____\  l__________\___ /_.
   |    |     _   \_     _     __/   _    l/    _     __/   _     __/   |
   '__  l   __l____/   __l__   \l____l__   _____l__   l   __l__   \l____`
     (______)     /____)   (____\      (___)      (_______)   (____\
                    .                                   .
                    |         ½½½½½½½. ½½½½½½½          |
                    |         ½½½    ½ ½½½   ½          |
                    |   %!b   ½½½    ½ ½½½        %!b   |
                    |_________½½½    ½ ½½½½½½½½_________|
                              ½½½    ½        ½
                              ½½½    ½ ½½½    ½
                              `½½½½½½' `½½½½½½'






                               heute ist es
                             (my german sucks)


                       ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½ ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
                       ½½½½    ½½½½½½ ½½½½    ½½½½½½
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                       ½½½½½½½½½½½½½'         ½½½½½½
                       ½½½½                   ½½½½½½
                       ½½½½                   ½½½½½½
                       ½½½½    ½½½½½½ ½½½½    ½½½½½½
                       ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½ ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
                      .__.
.____________________ |  |          ______       .______    _______  ______
|   ________  ______/_| _|__________\__  /  _____|     /____\____ /__\__  /
|   __/    |  __/____\  \___     _    /_/___\    l            __/  _   /_/___
|   |      l_____________________l___/___________________     \l___l__/_____/
|___l g®m/e^D                                           l______\


                    2 3  f e b r u a r ( norwegian!!!!)

               (I think that logo was a little oldskoolish)



                          and I am 18 years old!!

               Now I can :

                           · Buy beer and 20% alcohol
                           · Buy cigarettes
                           · Vote in elections
                           · Drive (and crash) cars
                           · Look forward to my 20th birthday
                           · Have sex with my legodudes (yup,
                             you actually have to be eighteen
                             to have sex with them..... it is
                             way better than human-sex, see.)











             Medborger Grimlock fortjener en bursdags-kake....






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   _/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\_
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|½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½|
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                             mmmm..... cookie

                                   _))_
                                 _/    \_
                                 |      |
                                 |   _ _l
                                /\/ (·)·)_
                                (_   _____)
                                 | _/   |
                                 | | )__|
                                 |  \__l
                                 '    `










   _ __                     · ______  ______ ·                    __ _
      / _____________________\\    (__)    //____________________ \
      _/                            `'                           \_
      |   listen carefully, cuz some of the citizens of legoland  |
      |_  will now sing various versions of the famous birthday- _|
      _//         song. are ya ready? Hooooold ooooon....       \\_
      |__________________________         ________________________|
      '                        ((_________))                      `










                      __        · ___ ___ ·       __
                       / ________\\ (_) //_______ \
                       _/                        \_
                      ))_  the standard version  _((
                        \_________      _________/
                                ((______))







                           happy birthday to you
                           happy birthday to you
                       happy birthday, herr Grimlock
                           happy birthday to you


                                   _____
                              _____\   /_____
                              \             /
                               \     '     /
                              __\____o____/
                             /_/ / _   _ \
                             \ \/ /     \ \______
                              \__/|_____|\___|__/
                                  (_ _ _)
                                   | | |
                                ___|_|_|___
                                \_________/







                   __           · ___ ___ ·          __
                    / ___________\\ (_) //__________ \
                    _/                              \_
                   ))_  the megakewl elajt version  _((
                     \____________      ____________/
                                ((______))







                            [email protected]^' ß^µzÐ/\¥ 2 U
                            [email protected]^' ß^µzÐ/\¥ 2 U
                         [email protected]^' ß^µzÐ/\¥ 2 U, m8ie
                            [email protected]^' ß^µzÐ/\¥ 2 U


                           _____________________
                           \        ___       _/________
                            \_______\_/________________/
                              \             /
                               \--½½½^½½½--/
                                \____o____/
                                 _/     \_
                                 | elite |
                                 |_|___|_|
                                 (_) _ (_)
                                   | | |
                               ____|_|_|____
                               \___________/







             __                · ___  ___ ·                __
              / ________________\\ (__) //________________ \
              _/                                          \_
             ))_  the hardcore nigga' in da hood version  _((
               \__________________       _________________/
                                ((_______))







      fucking happy flava to my main man, DeeJay Grimlock in da haus
        wicked dope, mutha fucking happy flava to my homie, Grimmy
read my lips, fucking whore, I said happy fuckin' flava to ya, my main man
      raise ya hands in the air, happy flava like ya just don't care


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                         \  \_____/    \_____/  /
                          \_______  yo  _______/
                                 (______)
                          ___     | __ |     ___
                        _/   \____|_||_|____/   \_
                        |________________________|







            __                 · ___  ___ ·                 __
             / _________________\\ (__) //_________________ \
             _/                                            \_
            ))_  the pervert mark ryder suck dick version  _((
              \___________________      ___________________/
                                ((______))







                       hubba hubba partypussy to you
                       hubba hubba partypussy to you
                   hubba hubba partypussy, sexy Grimlock
                       hubba hubba partypussy to you
           (suck my dick..ah.. fuck.. anal-dildo.. yeah.. mm...)



                                            bLInk!
                                   _____  /
                             _____|     |_____
                             \      -        /
                     ©nUP!    \  `-------'  /
                           ____\___________/____
                          |     |         |     |
                          |     |         |     |
                          |     |         |     | <- g®m-legodude!
                          l_____|_________l_____|
                           (__(    __  _   )__)
                             |       \ \    |
                             |       |\/    |
                             |_______l______|
                            (________(_______)

                             ( phanx, nupie! )







          __                   · ___  ___ ·                   __
           / ___________________\\ (__) //___________________ \
           _/                                                \_
          ))_  the arrogant elite oldskool fuck off version  _((
            \_____________________      _____________________/
                                ((______))







                   fuck you, newcomer, I rule, you don't
                   fuck you, newcomer, I rule, you don't
                   fuck you, Grimlock, I rule, you don't
                   fuck you, newcomer, I rule, you don't


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                             \      °°      /
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                                 /_    _\____\ /_
                                / /    \____\___/
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                           _/  \___\|/___/  \_
                        .__|_________________|__.
                        |                       |
           .____________|           1           |____________.
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                 (hey, don't take this tOo serious, okey?)










   _ __                     · ______   ______ ·                     __ _
      / _____________________\\    (___)    //_____________________ \
      _/                            ` '                            \_
      |   are you a rapper, and you want to move to  Norway?  But   |
      |_  you are afraid you'll have to give  up on  many of  yer  _|
      _// beloved rap-phrases?  Do not  worry!  Cuz  here is  the \\_
      |   'rap-phrase-2-norwegian-converter-translater-katt v1.o'   |
      |___________________________        __________________________|
      ' |_                   _| ((________)) |_                  _| `
        _\   e n g l i s h   /_              _\   n o r w e x i  /_                    |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |     my main man     |              |   min milde mann   |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |        chill        |              |        kjøl        |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |   a' you trippin'?  |              | tripper du, eller? |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |       homeboy       |              |       husgutt      |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |      muthafucka     |              |     mammabeiser    |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |        bitch        |              |        møy         |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |         man         |              |      mann, far     |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |         boy         |              |     gutt, pjokk    |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |     brutha', bro'   |              | broder/bror/brutta |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |         yo!         |              |       heisann      |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |       word up       |              |       ord opp      |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |       g-thang       |              |       g-ting       |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |      fucking'a      |              |     jævla på a     |
        |                     ¦              ¦                    |
        |                     :              :                    |
        | also introducing, a completely new norwegian-rap word : |
        |                     .              .                    |
        |                         a d y o    .                    |
        |                     .                                   |
        |                     . ( goodbye )  ·                    |
        |                     :              :                    |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |                     |              |                    |
        |                     |              |                    |











   _ __                     · ______  ______ ·                    __ _
      / _____________________\\    (__)    //____________________ \
      _/                            `'                           \_
      |   ..and now I will give you a some sort of greatest hits  |
      |_  shit. I will present the best from each colly of mine, _|
      _// and give you a little personal comment on each.       \\_
      |   Hope you'll enjoy it, cuz I don't........ugga bugga...  |
      |__________________________         ________________________|
      '                        ((_________))                      `








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  | ....:/ __  /_.|    __    /_  ____/:. |  |  file-name: 'gRt-Fisk.txt'
·.·:·:·:/  \ \/  \|    \____/  \/ \:::·::.·.|_________________________________
  |··::/    \__   \     \:/        \·.···|  |
  |   /______/     \ ____\__________\    |  | My first, and somebody actu-
  |         /_______\g®m                 |  | ally thinks my  best, colly!
  |        Grimlock÷oF÷gROTesticLe       |  | Fetter Fisk  has  a  certain
  |     pReseNts hIs nEw cOlly caLlEd    |  | atmosphere which I like, but
  |F · E · T · T · E · R    F · I · S · K|  | damn there are  many fucked-
  `--------------------------------------'  | up asciis here... heheheheh!
____________________________________________l Some nice dudes, though.
                                       |¼¼¼/  'Fetter Fisk' means somethin
                                       |¼¼/   like 'Cousin Fish'... hmm...
                                       |¼/
                                       |/_____________________________________






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    ! |___||___|   |___) |___)  |_____)|___) |_____)!  / |___)| \  . .
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                      _/    ¯¯  ____  ¯¯   \_
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              _ _(___)/  /           _|       )_)_)_)      |
             | | |\ /   /           (_|                    |
             |_|_|_ ¯\_/              | +45 bODYCOUNT      |
                (____/\_______________| +46 cUCKOON'S nEST |
                         /            | +46 fLASHBACK      |
                        /      _____  | +47 eVERYWARE      |
                       /      / /|\\  | +47 bASIC iNSTINCT |
               ___   _/        / | \\ | +47 cHECKPOINT     |
              /   \_/            |   \| +47 hARDCORE       |
             /     \_____________|____|                    |
             \__________________) (___|____________________|_
                             ÷[g®m]÷  /\                     \
                                      \/_____________________/






                        _________________           (((((((((((
                       /                 \          |_    ··::|
.---------------------/ iF  iT'S  b·U·S·Y \---------|_\    :::|-----------.
|                    /  hERE   tHEN   tRY  \    ___/o_)) ) ..:|    . ·.:::|
|                    \  oNE oF mY fRIENDS! /   /    ___     :·l__      ·::|
|                     \                   /   /______) \    :· __\     :·:|
|                      \_______________  /          \   \      /_/       .|
|                                      \ \___________\__/\     \\        :|
|                                       \___________/  \ ¯    _/ \        |
|                                                       \____/  _/\_     ·|
|                                                          \  _/ _/ \     |
| bASIC iNSTINCT  ++47÷638÷28÷335 ________                 _\/ _/    \    |
| gENETIC wASTE   ++47÷330÷45÷192(_____/  )________________\__/    _  \   |
| hARDCORE nODE1  ++47÷aSK÷sY÷SOP   (_/_/)|                /       /\  \  |
| hARDCORE nODE2  ++47÷aSK÷sY÷SOP   (___)_l_______________/          \  \ |
| cHECKPOINT      ++47÷515÷93÷123                        (__          \_ )|
| eVERYWARE       ++47÷639÷54÷190                        /            |\ ||
| cUCKOON's nEST  ++46÷601÷78÷386                       /             |  ||
| fLASHBACK       ++46÷858÷01÷4947                     /              |  ||
| bODYCOUNT       ++45÷981÷03÷807                     /_______________|  ||
|.                                                   (_)______________|  ||
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  / \_________/_          / \_________/_  / \____    _/_    !    \
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/_______/\       \  _   /_______/\       \______|        \____/    \
       /__________\ \/ /       /__________\     |_________\ /       \
               _ _ \  /_ __ _  ___ _ _ _                   /_________\
            _ _ __  \/ //_/// /________ __ _/\  _ _
   __ _ ____\         /_______   _  _________ \/    _________
             \       /_______ \ \/ /________ \_    /________ \_
              \     / \     /  \  / \____    _/_  / \_________/_ __ _  _
     _ __  _ _/\   /   \__      \/      |       \/   !
    __ _ _ ___/\  /______|       \______|        \______/\
                \/       |________\     |_________\ g®m/______ __ _  _






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  | ....:/ __  /_.|    __    /_  ____/:. |  |  file-name: 'gRt-Gele.txt'
·.·:·:·:/  \ \/  \|    \____/  \/ \:::·::.·.|_________________________________
  |··::/    \__   \     \:/        \·.···|  |
  |   /______/     \ ____\__________\    |  | This is the colly  where the
  |         /_______\g®m                 |  | legodudes  had  their  first
  |        Grimlock÷oF÷gROTesticLe       |  | appearance. First  they were
  |     pReseNts hIs nEw cOlly caLlEd    |  | not supposed  to be legomen,
  |g  a  l  e /\ g  e  l  e /\ m  e  n  n|  | but gele-menn. But the simi-
  `--------------------------------------'  | larity to  legomen was obvi-
____________________________________________l ous, and  I  started  making
                                       |¼¼¼/  legodudes. However, I didn't
                                       |¼¼/   change the title.
                                       |¼/
                                       |/_____________________________________






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   |  ..  | \/n u p !                                                     |
   | \__/ |   to : nup!/pro^arts                                          |
   |______|                                                               |
 .--||__||--.                                                             |
 | |      | |      You are one of my greatest idols!! PLease make me an   |
 | |      | |      ascii of some sort in your next colly! Din svenske eu- |
 |_|      |_|      bonde.. :)                                             |
 (^)      (^)                                                             |
  |________|                                                              |
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           ·:\_\/  /___/    ________/       __   ___      \_
         ::.:·:\_  \ /     ·--------.      (__) (-         /
           ·.:·..\   \_             |_____________________/
         ·.: .·:.:\___/






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           |     /      /     \  (_   ^   _   _   _ |._ (
           |g   /______/       \ ( ) (¯) (_) (_) (/_||  _)
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                ____/ /      _/-_ --\      |                             |
               / / / /___    ___  -- \     | Hubba, hubba, bolletryne!   |
              /_/_/ ____/   /./.\   = \_   |                             |
                \___/     __\_\_/   =___)  | Kan jeg få den siste valsen |
                 \ \     /  ____/\   \   __| med tunga langt nede i      |
                  \ \    \__)  ___\_  \ /___ halsen??                    |
                   \ \        (__ \/  /     \____________________________|
                    \ \      __  \/  /    /\
                     \ \     \_\_/  /    /  \
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     w a s t e         \___   /(_)/      /  \ \
                          / _// //      /    \ \
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     koolest            /   / /   \       \   / __ \
            board      /    \ \    \       \  \_|\\ \
                      /     |\ \    \       \_   //_/
  in                _/      |/ /    |\_______/
      n o r w a y   \_______|\ \____|_
                        /     \ \     \
                       / ______\/_____ \
                      /  /g®m        \  \
                     /  /             \  \
                    /  /               \  \
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                   | /|               /  /
                   |  |             ./__/
                   |  |            _|  /
                   |  |           (  __\____         _________________
                   |  |            \/ / | \\\ /_____|                 |
                   |  |            /_________\\     |sTIlig pErspektiv|
                   |  |                             |  effekt!! -gRIm |
           _____   |__|_                            |_________________|
          // | \\_/  (_)\_
         /_______\________)






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\   ___/____   ______/______  _____/my   ·  |  file-name: 'gRt-Last.txt'
:\  \__    /   \__     /    \/ \     first  |_________________________________
: \_______/ _____|    / ________\juletrefot |
:   ·grotesticle·|___/g®m        - - ----:--| M.F.J includes the  best, in
:                                        :  | my opinion, preface  written
: g r i m l o c k  /  g r t  is actually :  | by me. My style has developd
:    back with his 3rd colly called :    :  | in the right direction,  but
:  m·y  f·i·r·s·t  j·u·l·e·t·r·e·f·o·t   :  | it still sucks bigtime. Also
`----------- - --                  -- - -'  | here there are some legomen!
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   | .. |   | o. |   | .+ |   | ·o |   | .· |   | O. |   | _. |   | -- |
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| | |    | | | \  | | (__  | | __)  | | (__  | | (\/  | |  (__ | | __)  | |
| |______| |______| |______| |______| |______| |______| |______| |______| |
|_|      |_|      |_|      |_|      |_|      |_|      |_|      |_|      |_|
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                     .-[·first^fisks·]----------------------------------.
                     : most of my childhood are just weak memories, but :
                     : there's one thing I can recall clearly. Something:
                     : which probably changed my entire life. I have de-:
                     : cided to dedicate my life to this subject. I want:
                     : the children of tomorrow to experience the very  :
                     : same thing as I did. I want'em 2 feel da joy that:
                     : I felt. Thinking of it, it was better than my 1st:
                     : orgasm, or maybe I felt some kind of orgasm when :
                     : that incident took place. You guys probably al-  :
                     : ready know whaddam talking about, but I will say :
                     : it just to make you 100% sure. Yup, I am talking :
                     : about my absolutely first juletrefot. I do not kn:
                     : ow the english word for this brilliant invention,:
                     : and actually I don't give a damn. Juletrefot     :
                     : is  how I  will  remember it as .   It  was  the :
                     : christmas 1984 I recall.   Mum  had  bought one  :
                     : great christmastree. We were about to decorate it:
                     : when I told  my mum : 'It won't stand straight.' :
                     : Then Mum gave me this plastic bag. I opened it   :
                     : with great interest. I was not quite sure what I :
                     : layed my eyes on at first, I only knew that this :
                     : was something I had to handle with great respect.:
                     : I stuttered : 'H..h..how does it work?'. My mum  :
                     : showed me how to use it, and after showing it a  :
            _/\_     : couple of times, I was ready to try it myself.   :
            )  (     : I grabbed the tree, and slowly guided the trunk  :
          _/    \_   : down into the hole of the juletrefot. Ah..what a :
         _\      /_  : strange feeling..somehow kinda lovely. I liked it:
       _/          \_: from the first moment, and I knew that I would   :
      _\            /_ have to do this again..and again..and again....  :
     _\              /_ If some of you elite traders out there has some :
   _/                  \_ scanned pictures of jultreføtter, or textfiles:
  _\_                  _/_ regarding juletreføtter of any kind, then I  :
_/                        \_ would appreciate you uploading it at one of:
\__________________________/ these Grt-boards : Basic Instinct or/and   :
            | |g®m   : Genetic Waste. Thank you in advance.             :
juletrefot  | |      : This is my 3rd colly in 1 month, and also my 3rd :
    |    ___!_!___   : colly ever. I wonder if anyone reads this text.  :
    `-> /         \  : Collies should be more than just sum asciis.Fred!:
... .../___________\.¦ . ... . ... .... . . .... ..[signed : grimlock]..!..
                     :                                                  :
                     .                                                  ·






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                 | \____/ | || )_) _  __   __   __  _  __  :
               ._|________|_|| ) \ ( (  ) (__) (__) ( (  ) :
               |            ||              -' (           :
               | _        _ ||                             :
               | |        | ||    holier than the pope     :
               | |        | ||    using your lego dope     :
               | |________|(  \   the lord of false hope   :
               |_|  ____  `-\_/   Is this bullcrap? Nope   :
               (^)   ||   | || ----------------------------'
                 |   ||   | ||g®m
                _!___||___!_||
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      .
   .:::  denmarks fiskest board! ·
  .:::             ______        :         prestige/hellfire/lsd dhq
 .:::   .         /     /  ______:____
.::: .:::. _ ____/     /_ _\_        / main fisk -> enzo/psg^hf^lsd
 ::::: ·::.     /     /     /       /
        :::.  _/     /    _/       /         (· smaller fisks ·)
       .:::   \      \      _     / raj!^psg ÷ fury^psg ÷ snake&delby^psg
     .:::: ____\      \_____/    /        mickey^vty ÷ mandrake^vty
  ..::::        \______\ __/    /:
   ·::· :::::::::::::::::\_____/ `----------------- -
     ·     ::::::::::::                __________________
           :::::::::::: _ ___________ _\                /_ ______ _ __________
- -------. ::::::::::::             /   \              /______  /   __       /
A4000    : ::::::::::::          · /     \            / \______/__   \______/
   28800 ¦ ::::::::::::         / /       /\         /           /    \
1gig hd  : :::::::::::: _________/________/\        /___________/______\
    .----' ::::::::::::                     \______/g®m
    `-- -- :::::::::::: ------- -------------------------------------------.
                      ++45-7483-3886           ++45-7483-3974              :
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                                            |
           _ ___________ grotesticle        |
    _______            / ___________ 1995   |  file-name: 'gRt-Faen.txt'
g  /  ____/__ ______  /            /        |_________________________________
® /  /      / \     _/_    /______/        ·|
m/  /__    /   \_     /      /grimlock  &  .| This  colly  was made during
/_________/     /____/______/ nesten tom!  :| a  little  gathering  at  my
       _ ______/  p r e s e n t s          :| house. We were 'gathered  to
                                           :| join arms at a  local house-
   h a u s e p o r d y - a fast partycolly :| party'. This is a  extremely
- -- ------------------------ - -----------'| unserious colly with lots of
____________________________________________l shitty  jokes,  and  even  a
                                       |¼¼¼/  'guest-appearance' by Woober
                                       |¼¼/   of SOS.. hehehe..this  colly
                                       |¼/    was really fun making.
                                       |/_____________________________________






HeI, DåKkEr.. æ sKaL lAg eI aSkI FOr DoKkeR..

                           _/\
         ______     ______/   \_ _____________
         \_¬   \__   |    -ø-7  \_ __ _____  /
         \¬  ____/_  |    ____ __/ |   ¬|  \/
¯~°¤*0o /_¬ |    __) ¬  \_  ¬|     |    |_¯~°¤*0o
         |  |____¬\  l  |   ¬|_    7     ¬|w.¯~°¤*0o
         |   ~~~~  \ ___|_^   (  ./       |O::.¯~°¤*0o PøØøØwWwEr!
         +----------'    (____(  L________+OBEr

            ge         ærr          te






                                               _________
                  _                           (        _)_
     __________ ___) __________ _________    (            )
    /   _     /_____    _     / _______ /    (   (((_ _))) )
   /    /    /     /    /    /        //  __(    (__°)__o)__)
  /    /    /     /    /    /   _____//   \__/ \_____________)
 /____/    /_____/____/    /____/    /    ( /  /_/_/_/_/     )
    _ ____/         _ ____/ g®m/____/    (  \         \__     )
                                        ( __ \__________/_____ )

        ______ ______ _ ___________   ______ _ _______ _ __________
   ____/     /  _   /      _      /__/ ____/__   _   /      _     /
  /   /     /___/  /__     /     /  /_____   /___/  /__     /    /
 /   /     / \____/  /    /     /        /  / \____/  /    /    /
/_________/_________/____/     /___________/_________/____/    /
                       _ _____/                         _ ____/






                _ ______                              _ ______
            _____      /_________ _ ________ _ _______       /_____
           / ___/____ / _       /   _      /\     _  /      /     /
          /         //  \   Oo /    /     /  _____/ /__    /     /
         /   ______//    \___ /    /     /   \_____/  /   /     /
        /____/     /_________/____/     /_ __________/______   /
         g®m/_____/          \   /_____/   /           _ _____/
                              \__\     \  /
                                  \_____\/






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   |\/\|8/\/| f i n a l l y  e i g h t e e n
___|________|________________________________
                                            |
           _ ___________ grotesticle        |
    _______            / ___________ 1995   |  file-name: 'gRt-Lego.txt'
g  /  ____/__ ______  /            /        |_________________________________
® /  /      / \     _/_    /______/        ·|
m/  /__    /   \_     /      /grimlock     .| I think this is my  largest
/_________/     /____/______/      of grt  :| colly, but it has  no  najs
       _ ______/  p r e s e n t s          :| layout   at   all.    Some
                                           :| norwegians seem  to  enjoy
    l e g o d u d e s  d o n ' t  c r y    :| 'meningsløst vissvass'....
- -- ------------------------ - -----------'| Haha..  wish  ya  were   a
____________________________________________l viking,   ey?!?!   I WON'T
                                       |¼¼¼/  translate it! =)
                                       |¼¼/
                                       |¼/
                                       |/_____________________________________






     .::::::::::::::::::
     ::::::::::::::::::: meningsløst vissvass av g®m
     ::
     ::  en bever ruslet nedover stien, han hadde en blyant i sin
     ::  hånd. Han kunne ei skrive, men han kunne spise. Og spise
     ::  det gjorde han. Han spiste seg så tykk og mett, og en
         fugl forsiktig kvitret. Treet, enormt som få, ingen her
         var helt forberedt på en slik situasjon, og en stork        ::
         med en liten beverbaby i sitt nebb, landet elegant.         ::
                                                                     ::
                                                    :::::::::::::::::::
                        meningsløst vissvass av g®m ::::::::::::::::::·






                                                               _
.-.  .-. .---. .---------------------------------- - -- -- .--' `-. - --.
: :  : : :   : : n o : 01                                  |     .|     :
: :  : : :   : :                                           |  /\__|     :
: :  : : :   : : given to : neurodancer/abyss              `------'____ __
: :  : : :   : :                                          ./ (_________|__)
: :  : : :   : : comment : sorry 4 my delay....           |         |_|__)
: :  : : :   : :                                          |         |   __
: :  : : :   : :                                          |_________|  |  |
: :  : : :   : :                                     _____/\_     `----'  |
: :  : : :   : : a s c i i : abyss                  |       (_____________|
`-'  `-' `---' `------------------------------ -- - |   _______/ -- - --'
                                                    l__|






_____________
\           /  schloboski udjyvankoff
 \         /   (psg russian cracker)
  \_______/_            :
   |  ______\  <--------'
   | / ___)\\__
 ._(_\(_ \  \__) ))
 |  _ ¯_\/---\  \
 |  |   \ _______\
 |  |    \                                                 __
 |  |     \ _ _______ _______ _______    _____ _ ________ ___) _____ _ ______
 |  |______\    _   /_____  /   _   / __/ ___/__        /_____  ___/__  _   /
 |__|    _) ____/  / \    _/_ __/  /__ /____   / /_____/     / /     /__/  /__
 (  ,)   |  \_____/   \_    / \___/  /     /  /    /        / /__   / \___/  /
  \_\ ___|___ _/ _ ____/   /_ ______/________/____/ _ _____/_______/________/
  (__________) g®m _ _____/ picking nose just for pleasure






             _________
            /     ____)    .- -- -[grt·whq]-÷-[pst^nhq]-------- - -------.
  _______ ./     /   \. ___:___   Now..look what the cow dragged in..    :
  \     (_|___________|_)     / Howdy, pardner... are you gonna get      :
   \     ______________      /    a grip on yerself , o' do ya wanna     :
    \____|__________·:|_____/    continue yer meaningless life with      :
        \          / .|    :   that god-damned lowlife cityslicker       :
 now     \ °      /__ |    :     image of yours? ..Now, do ya?           :
 that's __\______/__°)l__  :                                             :
  a    (__      \     ___)    well, Genetic Waste sure isn't a place     :
 real    //\  ___\   /     : where we spend time on loosers like         :
  man!   \  \_____  /\ ----' goddamned pc-lamo's and geeks like that,    :
   |   ./ \__     _/_ \   : so you better be sittin' in front of ya      :
   `-> |  _  \___/  \  \  :amiga right now, youngster, cuz I'm gonna     :
       |  /     _ ___\  \ : give ya some horseshit about :               :
       | /\    / |_______):____                   ______                 :
       \   \_ (_(   /.-/  ____/___               /     /______           :
        \  /_\_____/ :/  /       / e n e t i c  /     /      / a s t e   :
         \/ \______| /  /____   / e n e t i c  /     /\     / a s t e    :
   ._     \\\\___  |/__________/ e n e t i c  /______//    / a s t e     :
   | \.____|___|   | :                           _ _______/              :
   l_ ¡         \  | : [ s t a f f : ]                                   :
   ./ l____________) :[magz/grt^pst]         · 0-2days elitewarez        :
   |  (_   (_  |g®m  :  [grimlock/grt]       · online ascii ordering     :
    \___|  |   |     :[stratos!/grt^scx]     · axemurding staff          :
           |   |    .-- - -- ---------------------------------------------.
     ___   |   |    : node01 : ++47 330 45 192 · node02 : ++47 330 4s oon :
     \  \__l___|    `-------------- - ------------------ - -- ------------'
      \     __ \     :       it's up to you, to change the course        :
_ _____\___/_l__\ ___`- -- - -------------------------- - --------[g®m]--'






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___|________|________________________________
                                            |
.-------------------..---------------------.|
`-------------------'`---------------------'|  'gRt-Pose.lha'
  g r i m l o c k  /  g r o t e s t i c l e |_________________________________
       made a non-standard asciicolly       |
                c a l l e d                 | A very  original  idea,  at-
       'plastpose og en blomst, takk'       | least  none ever  did it be-
.-------....__.........__........----------.| for me  (I think.....).  The
: ··· · :::/-'::::::::/_::::::::: ! : :::: :| result, however, could  have
`-------'                       `----------'| been much, much better......
                                            | It had a mag-kinda look, and
____________________________________________l it wuz shitty  work  making.
                                       |¼¼¼/  I realize  now, though, that
                                       |¼¼/   I could  have done  it  alot
                                       |¼/    easier, with shift+amiga+b!!
                                       |/_____________________________________






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 /     /  /  \__  _/_     /     \/      /  /    /  \___ /  /___/_       _/_
/_____   /____/     /____/______\/     /_______/_______/________/____/    /
  _ ____/   _ _____/g®m        _ _____/   g r i m l o c k           /____/


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                     /  _ __   / _____  /\           /
                    /      /  /  \__  _/_ \    /____/
                   /______   /____/     /\/_____/
                       _ ___/\   /_____/  \g®m             p   r e se  nts
                              \__\     \  /
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: .__  ^ _  _  :::/____  /:::::::og:en::/ ___/__:::takk:: page : 01/22      :
: | _  ® |\/|  ::/ \____/::::::::::::::/  \__  /::::::::: area : intro      :
: l__)   ·  l  :/___/:l:a:s:t:p:o:s:e:/_______/lomst,:::: music: off      ->:
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                                            |
.------------------------------------------.|
|                                          ||  file-name: 'gRt-Lege.txt'
| _                  ..                  _ ||_________________________________
| \                                      / ||
|  \                                    /  || Got some  najs  responds  to
|   \                                  /   || this one, although  I am not
|    \                                /    || very  satisfied   with  this
|     \______________________________/     || colly  (even though the plot
|                    ' legale lego leger ' || is kinda  kool)..... I  made
`-colly--by--grimlock/grt------------------'| it in a rush, and if  I  had
____________________________________________l delayed  it  for  a  week or
                                       |¼¼¼/  something,  the result would
                                       |¼¼/   have  been  MUCH  better,  I
                                       |¼/    presume. Damn you, Kingpin!!
                                       |/_____________________________________






                          _________
.---------------.      __(________/_
:  there moight :      \___________/      .------------------ -- - -------.
: just happen'  :       _|_______|_       : we're a family.. I don't      :
:   an accident :      (____/ \____)      : wanne kill my own brother..   :
: you know. we  :        |  ___  |    ----'  Ploise..don't moik me        :
:don't want that`---- ___`-------'___     : do it.. ploise.. I love you   :
: to happend,   :   ./    \_/O\_/    \.   : as my son...don't betrade me. :
: now do we??   :   |   _  \/ \/  _   |   `--- - -- ----------------------'
`---------------'   |  ./   \_/   \.  |
                    |  |           |  |
                    | (_____________) |
                    |__|    ___    |__|
                   ((  ))  / | \  ((  ))
                    ¯  ¯     |     ¯  ¯
 .---------------------|     |     |------------------------------------.
 : legoseries by g®m  _|_    |    _|_                mafiaboss legodude :
 `-------------------(_______|_______)----------------------------------'







                 .-------- - -- ------------------.
                 : geeeeeeeeeez!!!                :
                 : 'pacman extended doom version  :
                 : ecs/aga hd installer for the   :
                 : previous cd32version'          :
                 : from prestige! kooool!!        :
                 : oh, I'm gonna climb the        :
                 : the charts with this! Oh, boy! :
                 `------ _ ------.-------- - -----'
                     .--' `__    :
                     | ---( .|   :       \  .____
                     |    l__|   :     -    |    |\__
                  ._ |  \___|  --'     -    |    |   |
                  | |`------'          -    |    | __|
                  | ./  ( \  \.          /  |____|/____.
                  | |    \ \__|__ __       |           |
                  | |     \______|__\_____ |           |
                  | l_________|__./_______)|___________|
                  |  (________.  |  \_________________/
                  l_________) |  |    | |         | |
                      | |     |  |    | |         | |
                     _| |_    |  |    | |         | |
                    /_____\   l___)   | |         | |
  .---------------------------------------------------------------------.
  : lego series by g®m        tradernerd legodude trading sum hot warez :
  `---------------------------------------------------------------------'






.---------.      __
: hey...  :  .--'  `--.______ ___.                    (v)
: call    :  | \ .    |      |  ||                    |¯|
: genetic :  |  \___. |------'--''                    | |
: waste.. `- `--------'_                             .|_|_.
`---------'  |        _ \                       .----'--  |
             |        |  |                      |  _____  |
             |        |  |                      |_|  |    |
             |________|  |                           |____|_____
              |  ___  |  l_.                          |  |___|_))
              |   |___l____|                          |  |
              |   |                 .----------.      |  l_
              |   |                 :..we did..:    .-|____|-.
              |___|                 `----------`--  |   ..   |
              (( ))                                 | \____/ |
.------------- ¯ ¯ -------------------------------- `--------' -----------.
| legoseries by g®m                                    genefeil legodudes |
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             __
      ._____|__|_____.
      |      ..      |  legodude BEFORE
      |·     ||     ·|  calling checkpoint...
      `------'`------'
        | )\___/( |                           _________________ _  _
       _`---------'_                         / _______________/// //
     ./_           _\.                        /
     | |_         _| |    _______            /   legodude AFTER
     | /           \ |    \_____/           /    calling checkpoint...
     l(_____________)|  ___(___)___        /       __
     (^) l__((___| (^)./           \.     /  __/__|__|__\__
      __ |  /|\  | __ | one dullion |    /  |_/    ..    \_|
     /  \|___|___|/  \ \  dollars  /    /   |·     ||     ·|
    (________|________) \_________/    /    `------'`------'
______________________________________/       | )_____( |
                                             _`---------'_      empty
 ____      ____ ____       spb whq·lsd nhq ./_           _\.  dullion dollar
 \  / \____\ _/ \  / \_/__ lsd nhq·mtn schq| |_         _| |    bag
  \__  \  / \__  \__  \  /                 | /           \ |        |
+47           ____ ______   _____ ____     l(_____________)|        !
   51593123   \__/ \ .. / · \   / \  /     (^) l__((___| (^)       ___
   51592430    \    \__/ /__ \ /   \        __ |  /|\  | __     ___\_/
p r e p a i r  t o  g e t  p o o r,  c u z /  \|___|___|/  \   (__(__ )_
  y o u ' l l  g e t  a d d i c t e d !   (________|________) (_________)
.-------------------------------------------------------------------------.
: legoseries by g®m        traderlegodude before/after calling checkpoint :
`-------------------------------------------------------------------------'






           ___________________
           \                 /     .----------------------------------.
  devil     \               /      :mmmmmmm... oh..daddy's gonna make :
     :       \_____________/_____  :you sooo good..ah..that's good..  :
     `------> |_________________/  :you naughty little boy... oh, god!:
                | _  ._  _ |       :O H  G O D ! ! ! ! !              :
                | (______) |       :Yabbbbaaadabbbbaadooooooo!!!!!    :
               _`---|  |---'_  ----:Your mouth feels even better than :
              /_    |  |    _\     :Kingpins.. nnnghhh!! here it goes!:
          (( / )    `--'    ( \    `----------------------------------'
       smask!\ \ .--'¯¯`--. / /
       __ sut!\ \|__    __|/ / )) .__.
      |  |_____\__\_)  (_/__/_____|  |
      |        __|        |__        |
      |_______/ _`--------'_ \_______|
     (_______/./            \.\_______)
      | |   ( |              | )   | |
      | |    \|              |/  <---------- raven
      | |     |______________|     | |
  ____|_|_____ (__  ____  __) _____|_|__ _____
              /     /  \     \
   /   / /   /     / /  \     \  / / ·   / /
    /   ·   /_ _ _/\ ·  /\_ _ _\  ·   /   ·
            \_____\/    \/_____/
.-------------------------------------------------------------------------.
: legoseries by g®m          devil&raven legodudes playing with eachother :
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                                                              __
    ________                                             .---'  `---.
   |  _    /                                           __!____..____!__
   | _/___/_ r i m l o c k / grotesticle               \______||______/
   |________\ (organize, ascii, trade)                   | _      _ |
                                                         | (______) |
    hey!! that's me!! what can I say?? I like lego!     _`----------'_
    I'm driving the newspaper to pay parts of my      ./_            _\.
    phonebill..                                       | |__        __| |
    I'm the cosys at Genetic Waste and Basic Instinct,| /            \ |
    so now you know where to find me.. tjoppsann!     |(______________)|
                                                     _(^)|  __((__  |(^)_
                                                    / \__|_____|____|__/ \
                                                   (___________|__________)






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._______         _ ____                     |
| _____/__._________.  \ _________.         |  file-name: 'gRt-Cock.txt'
| \       |  .___   |   \\        |grimlock |_________________________________
|  \____  |  |__/_  |    \\_      |of       |
|         |  |   /  |     \/      |grt^sht  | A  nice  colly,  but nuthin'
|_________|_________|g®m_\  /_____|presents:| special. Tried to develop  a
                          \/                | 'new' style... and  the res-
          - 'Cock-A-Doodle-Doo' -           | ult was.. well...  not  THAT
Ascii-Colly!     Leech this now --> crapity!| bad... hehehheehe.... well..
                                            | Quite  satisfied   with  the
____________________________________________l neger-peger   cartoon,   and
                                       |¼¼¼/  of  course,  the   poem   by
                                       |¼¼/   Kingpin and me is a gigantic
                                       |¼/    lyrical cookie.....
                                       |/_____________________________________






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                   c a l l  b a c k  s o o n , o k i ??






      .___ ____._______._______  _______. ________
      |   \    |  _____| _____/_.  _____|_\___   /  ___
.____ |    \   |  ___/_. \_     |  ___/_.    / _/_ |___| _ __ ____________.
|     |___\____|_______|________|_______|___/_____|                       |
|                                                             by grimlock |
|     .________._______._______  _______. ________            - number 01 |
|__ _ |______  |  _____| _____/_.  _____|_\___   / _ __ __________________|
      |\_______|  ___/_. \_     |  ___/_.    / _/_   _  _  _
   g®m|____\   |_______|________|_______|___/_____| |_||_||_|
.____________________________. .__________________________________________.
|                            | |          ._________.                     |
|   .%%%%%%%    blind neger  | | .%%%%%%% |onsjyld, |      her   (((((((  |
|   %%    __    som spaserer | | %%    __ | men hvor|      borte! _ ))))  |
|   %%---(//)_       |       | | %%---(//)_  ar do? |        ` __(·)  ))  |
|  (_   ______)  <---'       | |(_   ______) _______|         /__   _ __) |
|    | / ____)  tralalala... | |  | / ____) ---'                _\__/  |  |
|    l_\____)  -'____  jai ar| |  l_\____)_____._____           \______|  |
|  ./        \   \   | så    | |./        \    | )  /            /   _  | |
|  |   _      \___|  | glad! | ||   _      \___|___/           _/    (  | |
|  |   |_______\  |  |       | ||   |_______\                  \_____|__| |
|  |___|    |_____|__|       | ||___|    |                        |   \__\|
|   \__\    |  ___           | | \__\    |  ___                   |   |   |
|      |____|_/  /           | |    |____|_/  /                 __|___|   |
g®m___(_________/____________| g®m_(_________/_________________(_______)__|
.____________________________________________________. .__________________.
|                                                    | |                  |
|      .-------------------. .---------------------. | | Du  har  nettopp |
|      |aaaah..endli fikk  | | NEEEI! Var det SÅNN | | | vært  vitne til: |
|      |jai gå i  toalett! | | 'do' du mente!!!?!? | | |                  |
|      |___________________|           Aiaiaiiai!! | | | -NegerPeger #01- |
|       .%%%%%%%        /    ((((((((( ____________| | |                  |
|       %%    __       /     _    ))))     |         | |Og husk :         |
|       %%---(//)_    /   __(.) __  ))   --'         | |Man  kan   faktisk|
|      (_  \  ____)  /   /_____/  \ __)              | |lage  neger vitser|
|        |  \____) _/        _    / |                | |uten  å  være   en|
|        l_\____)            \\__/__|___.___         | |rasehater...Tenk!!|
|      /        \  tass       /         |  /         | |                  |
|     |  |__ ___ \  /  tiss _/   \______|_/          | |____ .____._ _____|
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                     og nå....
                            en aldri så liten..


                        ·  t a n k e v e k k e r ·


                        a poem by Kingpin and me!!!

                    made online at Checkpoint 07.07.95

                   (sorry! text written in norwegian..)


                             'RitzCrackers'
.________________.                                       .________________.
|                |ritz       crackers       er      salte|                |
|                |men              nokså             gode|                |
|                |hva    med      pepper?,      sa    mor|                |
|                |det   var    bare    en   okse  sa  far|                |
|________________|okse,   skrek  petrus,  og  gjemte  seg|________________|
.________________ jeg     melket     feil     sa     lola.________________
|           __   |juret   var   en   tiss,  og fysj'a meg|           __   |
|   _________/   |det    var      vondt      men     godt|   _________/   |
|  /             |rart,    i      grunn..     lille   meg|  /             |
| /______________|det        var        samme       farge| /______________|
|________\        nå     er     jeg   ei    lenger  trang|________\
.________________.mø                 sa               kua.________________.
|                |kua, sa  petrus,  var det ikke en okse?|                |
| _            _ |men         oxo         en         okse| _            _ |
| /     ..     \ |okse,         ja,  og  klødde seg hardt| /     ..     \ |
|/______________\|men       ikke         for        hardt|/______________\|
|________________|faren   til     petrus       hadde bart|________________|
._________________men      gjorde   ikke   noe  for oksen._________________
|           __   /oksen      hadde      ei     en    bart|           __   /
|   _________/  / men      tom            for        melk|   _________/  /
|  /           /  mustasjen       falt      av  i  en fei|  /           /
| /___________/__.melkbart              sa            far| /___________/__.
|________________|og      slo        petrus     i   magen|________________|
.____ ___________.og                 i              hodet.____ ___________.
|    \\_____     |to                               ganger|    \\_____     |
|    _\ __ /     |til               hodet    var     mykt|    _\ __ /     |
|    \ \\//      |mykere        enn        en     madrass|    \ \\//      |
|     \ \/       |enn             en                svamp|     \ \/       |
|______\  /______|enn            en          annen  svamp|______\  /______|
._______\/_______.og         det       likte          far._______\/_______.
|                |faren     er    i     far,   sa  farfar|                |
|                |sa                               oldfar|                |
|                |men oldfar var død for mange herrens år|                |
|                |men man    hørte  hans  stemme alikevel|                |
|________________|mmmmm......ritz       crackers, ja.....|________________|
__                                                                       __
\    /diktet handler om krigen i bosnia, hvor kua representer bosnia,\    /
 \  / og    petrus    representerer   serbia..   krigen   gjenspeiler \  /
  \/  seg i ritz crackers. Den dype meningen finner dere ved å skrive  \/
  /\  om diktet til gammel-gotisk, lese det baklengs og analysere det  /\
 /  \ utifra        resultatet         dere          da          får. /  \
/  __\NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT/__  \






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/_____________\ ____/__________\ ___\  :   :| Another totally shitty colly
....  .................................:   :| which I don't want  to  talk
:..:..:..    'homofile barn leker best '   :| about. Tried to make a stand
   :..: :an ascii colly by Grimlock/grt^sht.| -ard collection.  You  know,
........:   !!don't bother to leech it!!    | intro-logos-end kinda shit..
:............................ .  . < <<<ksif|
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         \                 /----':  updated:| 3-4 new styles... most of'em
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.----------|| |--------|| |------'         :| the title of this colly.. =)
|[1/1]    _l| |       _l| |grimlock/grt^sht:| The colly itself, though, is
`--------((___|------((___|----------------'| not that  good.  This was in
____________________________________________l my inactive, shitty,  fucked
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                                       |¼¼/   life is an I.S.F.U  period..
                                       |¼/    Darn it!
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                                 .    _     | Wohohohoh.. This  colly  wuz
                                 |\__(_)__  | rather  fun  making!  Did it
        bil/car/vroomski -->     |________\ | together with my main homie,
                                 ()    ()   | Snuffy! We did it at a small
                                            | party  up  here  in  Norway.
                                            | Check out the najs poem, and
____________________________________________l ofkoiz the wicked titlelogo!
                                       |¼¼¼/  We suck, and you know it!
                                       |¼¼/   Check out Snuffy's other col
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                       - eit kvad til ære for odin -


                hjerte                                heart
              det rimer                             it rhymes
               på smerte                             on pain

                hjerte                                heart
              kan ikke være                         can't be
         smerte - uten grunn ...               pain with no reason

          hjerte - en banan                     heart - a banana
    flyktende på livets sti                fleeing on the path of life
          flott, sa du?                          nice, you said?

        hjerter er et symbol                   hearts are a symbol
         et kjærlighetens symbol                eit loving symbol
            koooooooool!                           coooooooool!

          det vil si                             that will say..
          tja si det ...                         humm... say that
          tja si det ...                         humm... say that
             gjentakelse                            repeatness
             gjentakelse                            repeatness
             gjentakelse                            repeatness
             gjentakelse                            repeatness
                er et                                  is a
              effektivt                              effectiv
              effektivt                              effectiv
              effektivt                              effectiv
              effektivt                              effectiv
             virkemiddel                            workpowder
           mot udyr...                            against creeps

         au, jeg får krampe!                    au, I got a cramp
          Jeg kan ei trampe!                     i cannot tramp!
          Virkemidlers ruler                     workpowders rule
           Men hvorfor kan vi                     but why can we
             ikke bare være....                     not be ...
       skjell på en strand?                   a schelll on a strand

           fordi vi er                            because we are
       skjell i universets                    schells i the universe
                øyne                                   eyes
        som en paraply i                       like an umbrella in
             ørkenen                                the desert

      amen, sa jesus en gang                 amen, chessus said once
         men så sier ikke vi                    but so say we not
       paraplyer kan ei snakke                umbrellas cannot speak
     derfor tier oss (..)                   therefor shuts we up (..)

    ti nuu din smekre tjei                 shut now up you lovely girl
               dra til                                go to
             helvete med                            hell with
              musikk i                               music in
                reir                                   nest

   bra, sa jeg, og lo godt                good, i said, and laughed well
       smilte fra øre til øre                 smiled from ear to ear
        nese, hals og tå                       nose, hals and tooth
     men hva med de andre?                  but what about thy others?

         de lurte rundt                         they fooled around
 juletreet og kjørte bil i              the christmastree and drove car in
           kaldtvann...                           cold water...
      mens mamma danset vals                 while mummy danced volse
            i estonia...                           in estonedia

     hysj, hysj, ikke snakk slikt           hush, hush not speak sleik
  det er nemlig ikke så godt likt        es ist namely not so good known
        en, to, tre og rabbagast               1,2,3 and rabbagass
  ørkentraverne kan klare seg selv       desertgoers can manage themself

           rabagast...?                           rabbagass...?
            pul en mast                            fuck a mast
        lik vind for alle                      like wind to us all
             som vi liker                           as we like
             lik oss..                              like us..






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       `-  - ---'              \`-' `-' `-'/
                                \_________/






   .                                .
   |\______________________________/|
.__|   ._____     ____. ._____      |___________________________________
|  | __|____/_.___\___|_|    /__.   |                                  /
|  | \_ \_.   |_  .____/_   /\  |_  |  - raw fusion -                 /
|  |  /___|____/__|_____/___/    /  |                                /___
|  |                       /____/g®m|         andromeda whq      .      /
|__|__________ ._______   _______   |   ______     __________ __/|     /
|\ __        /_|_     /   \ ____/__ ·___\____/__   \        /  _.|____/_
|_\ /_______/   /_   /___ _\_____ /___         /___ \  ||  /___ ||     /___
/_.   __/   _.        __/_.        __/_.        __/_.       __/_|l      __/
| l___\      l________\   l________\.  l________\   l_______\   l_______\
|__|                                |______________________________/
_ _|   __________________________   |_ _
\\\___(                          )___///






                    _____
                  ./     \.
                  | _ ' _ |
                  | (___) |
                   \_____/
                     /_\
                      |        .(((((.          ____
                      |       _| _'_ l_       _/////
                      |      (_. (_) ._)     (____/
                      |        |  -  |        /  /
                      |      __`-----'_______/  /
                      |     / __     __________/
                      |_.__/ / /     \
                     (__|___/ /_______\
                      |         \ _ /
                      l       ___\|/___
                             (____l____)g®m


                         Goodbye, I wave farwell!
                     Peter Wessel - hotel with propell
                   I am sitting here at this cheap motel
                         Not even an ordering-bell
                  I ask mister dromedary what he can sell
                but he is out of wares, oh darn shit hell!

                                       'Lousy poets society' by Grimlock'95






       :.
       .·
      _()_
      |¾¾|
   .__|¾¾|__.
   |  ¯¯¯¯  |
   |\/\|8/\/| f i n a l l y  e i g h t e e n
___|________|________________________________
                                            |
______     ·.·:.··.          .__________    |
\     \    ._(())_.          |         /___.|  file-name: 'gRt-Klin.txt'
 \     \____\ .. /____________'Hei, Onkel  ||_________________________________
  \                          /  Reinsdyr,  ||
   \______          __      /|  er du helt || Nice file id  -  Okey colly.
         /  ascii   \/     / |klin kokos?!'|| Well.... 'okey' is  maybe  a
        /    _      /_____/  |             || little over-rated....gehehe!
   ____/     \         \____ | Grimlock/grt|| I can't  find  any  not-used
   \         /\______      / |____  grm&sht|| words  to  say   about  this
    \_______/       /_____/g®m   /_________|| one.. it is nothing spec....
____________________________________________l argh.. you know...
                                       |¼¼¼/  Some new  styles  here,  but
                                       |¼¼/   a total lack of inspiration.
                                       |¼/
                                       |/_____________________________________






  ._________ ____ _____.         _____. ______
__| _______/_\__/___   |______ __\____l___  _/________
\_. ____/_.      __/__|l   __/_.    _/ __/_.\      __/____________________.
  l___\   l______\    l____\   l_______\   l_______\                      |
     |                                                     fINAL iMPACT!  |
     |                                                                    |
    _|__ ______. ________________     _____. ___________ ____.            |
____\__/____   |________  .____ /__ __\____l___  ______/___  l_________   |
\_.      __/_. l     __/_.l_______/_.    _/ __/_.\      __/_. _/    __/___l
  l______\   `-\/____\   l___\      l_______\   l_______\   l_______\g®m






                                                                ._______
  ___.         ________    ____.       ___________ _________    |      (__.
__) .|_____ ___) _____/___ )   |______ )  __     /_)  ..   /__  |         |
\___|l    (__ _. __/   __/_.   l   __/_.   /____/_.   !!   __/---------------.
:   l_______/  l_______\   l_______\   l____\     l________\  cOmiNg oNlinE! :
:     _____      _______    ___.        ________     ________    ___________ :
:_____\___(___ __\____ (___ ) .|_____ __) _____/___ _) _____/___ )  __     / :
:\_. ________/_.    _/  __/___|l    (___. \     __/__. _/    __/_.   /____/  :
`--l_______\---l________\-----l_______/-l_______\----l_______\---l____\ -----'
                                                                |__       |g®m
                                                                ·  )______|






                         _________________________
                      .__\                       /__.
                      |                             |
     ____________     _______.           ________   |       _____________
  .__\          /_____\      |______  ___\  ____/___________\           /__.
  |      ____                |     /__\     \                    ___       |
  |        |/                |                                    |/       |
  |        /       _         l        _                  _        /        |
__|  .__           |                  |                  |  .__            |__
\___ l_____________l__               _l__               _l_ l________________/
   /________\ g®m    /_______________\  /_______________\ /________\
                      |                             |
                      |  f · i · c · t · i · o · n  |
                      |                             |
                      |                             |
                      |__                         __|
                        /_________________________\

                          P U L P  F I C T I O N






                      ____
                     /\ (\\/
                     \    \\
                        __//
                    ___(·)  )
                   (______/ \________________.
                    `````  \.                |_
                            |                |(_
                            l________________l
                              |||        |||
                              |||        |||
                             _|||       _|||
                  ..........((__|......((__|............


                               -------------
                        portrait of Onkel Reinsdyr
                (apparently completely cocos in his head..)






       :.
       .·
      _()_
      |¾¾|
   .__|¾¾|__.
   |  ¯¯¯¯  |
   |\/\|8/\/| f i n a l l y  e i g h t e e n
___|________|________________________________
                                            |
            _      _____                    |
            \    _/     \_                  |  file-name: 'e^d-Snow.txt'
·           /    |   '   |                 ·|_________________________________
:       \/\/    __\_\_/_/__    \_ /\       :|
¦          \  _/     _     \_  /\/\        ¦| My best  colly so far, and
|         _/\/|  g®m / e^D  |___/          || it  settles a  new  period
|            __\___________/__             || in my life.... I joined up
|____      ./                 \.       ____|| with Epsilon^Design (which
    (______| epsilon /\ design |_______)    | I do not regret...yet =)),
  ' Salad·Snowmen·And·Them·Psycho·Santas '  | and my  heart  wuz  filled
____________________________________________l with lots of ascii-energy.
                                       |¼¼¼/  Many nice dudes here...and
                                       |¼¼/   a new style is also repre-
                                       |¼/    sented...
                                       |/_____________________________________






      _/\  __                                                   __  /\_
         \/ |     ' Salad Snowmen And Them Psycho Santas '      | \/
____________|______________________       ______________________|____________
            |    o   o  o   o    _/       \_ O      o  O        |
            | · o   o O   ·   O  | _  '  _ |   o  O ·   . o  O  |
            |  O        o. o · o | (_____) | o .      o o   · o |
            | .   O. ·      .   __\__\_/__/__   O  ·O      o   .|
            | o      ·  O ___ _/     \_/     \_ ___  o . O   O  |
            |   o  .  o _/   \|      /¯\      |/   \_   o  ·    |
            |  ·  O o   |     |     /o O\     |     |      o  o |
            | O .     o  \___/|    /o O o\    |\___/ O  O   .   |
            |    O ·      ·  __\___\  o  /___/__      .o  O   O |
            |  o    .O  o  _/       \O o/       \_ o     ·  o  .|
            |     o    O . |         \_/         |    o  o    · |
            |   O   o      |                     | O · ·  .O  o |
            | O  o    · o ·|                     |  o .o o   · .|
____________|o____O_o___g®m|                     |e^D_______o___|____________
            ¦                                                   ¦
            :     e p s i l o n  ^  d e s i g n  ©  1 9 9 5     :






                                 _
                                / \__________
                               //\__________/
                               \|:·    .:|
                                |   _  ·:|
                         .____ _|___\/___|_ ____.
                         | ___\|    ||    |/___ |
                         |  `/ | ·  ||  · | \'  |
                         l_____l____|l____|_____|
                                | _/  \_ |
                                | |    | |
                                | l____| |
                                |        |
                               _|   o _  |_
                              //|  \__/  |\\
                              \\__________//
                              /\          /\
                            _/ __        __ \_
                            |  _(        )_  |
                            |_ /          \ _|
                             \/            \/
                             /______________\
                                \_ ____ _/
                                 | /||\ |
                      ____       |  ||  |       ____
                     /    \     _|__||__|_     /    \
                   _/      \____\________/____/      \_
        _ )_ ___g®m|__________________________________|e^D___ _( _
         (     _                                          _     )
          )    (×) p r e f a c e  b a b y - l o t i o n (×)    (
        _( _ ________________________________________________ _ )_
          )                                                    (






                                 ___((____      |:|¦|.:|.|¦.
                   ._______.   _/         \_    ||||||||||||
                   |       |   |           |    ||||||||||||
                   | d'oh! |   |     _     |    |l¦|¦|¦|¦|l|
                   |_______| /\/  ___'    /\/    \________/
                         |     |  \______  |         ||
                         |___  |  |  o  |  |         ||
                            ____\_|_____|_/____      ||
                   ______ _/        \_/        \_ ___||_
                 _/      \|         /^\         |/   ¯¯ \_
                 |        |        /   \        |        |
                 |        |       /     \       |        |
                  \______/|       \     /       |\______/
                        ___\_______\   /_______/___  ||
                      _/            \_/            \_||
                      |                             |||
                      | another step                |||
                      |                             |||
                      |                    to fatal |||
                      |                             |||
               ________\___________________________/_||_______






     ·   _____________________________________________________________. \
   ..:__(                                                             | /
     |                                          c h r o m b a c h e r |/
     |______   ___.     ________   ____     ______.                  _/
 ____( .___/___\ _l_____\ __   /__(    )___(      l___   e ^ D       \|__
_\     |         \_       \_ _/_\   ..               /_               |
\\\__  l    ______/  ______/   ___  ¦¦  ____\/    __///               |
    (_______)g®m /___)e^D /____) (______)   /_____)                   |
     |            ___.       ____.   ______   ___.     ______   ______|_
 _ __|__      ____\ _l_______\___l___\ .__/___\ _l_____\ ___/___\ __   /
     | /     _\     \__        _/      |        \_       _/       \_ _/___ _
     |/_____ \\\__    l  ___      ___  l   ______/  ___      ______/   __///
     /           (_______) (______) (______)    /___) (______)    /____)
    ·






                           s a j b e r - l e g o
                                   .___.
                               .___|___|___.
               _ ______________||   ._.   ||______________ _
               \\\_        ____|\___/|\___/|____        _///
         ·         \_______\ __|___/_|_\___|__ /_______/         ·
        _:_________ |     |\\ ______.o.______ //|     | _________:_
        \¦          |_____| \ \/////|o|\\\\\/ / |_____|          ¦/
         \            | |    \ \////lo|\\\\/ /    | l            /
         |\         _/  ¦\_   \_____________/   _/¦  \_         /|
     _ __|_\        |   . |    _|_________|_    | .   |        /_|__ _
         |          |_____|    \     Y     /    |_____|          |
         |          / _ _ /\   /\____|____/\   /\ _ _ \          |
         |          \_\_\_\  _/     / \     \_  /_/_/_/          |
      ___|________           \_____/   \_____/            _______|_
     /          _ \           |    |    |    |           / _       \
    /           /  \         _|____|    |____|_         /  \        \
  _/           /\  /         |__   |    |   __|         \  /\        \_
  |             |\/          |_/   |    |   \_|          \/|          |
  |             |         ___|l    |    |    l|___         |          |
__|_____________|___    _/_ _ _ _ _|g®m/|_ _ _ _ _\_    ___|__________|__
\_________________ /    |__________|e^D |__________|    \ ______________/
  \              |/                                      \|  _________/___.
   \             |       e    s    s    a    g    e      _l_____________  |
  __\            l____ _                             _ __\             |  |__
  \____\/          __///      m/ julenisse luer      \\\___            l  __/
       /___________)                                      (_______________)






       :.
       .·
      _()_
      |¾¾|
   .__|¾¾|__.
   |  ¯¯¯¯  |
   |\/\|8/\/| f i n a l l y  e i g h t e e n
___|________|________________________________
|_             _________________           ||
 /__________ _/              __/__        _||
            \|       _       |__ol________\ |
                     `\                     |_________________________________
             _         \___________________ |
 ___________/|_               |           /_|
_\            \_______________l            ||
|                                          ||   you're watching it....
|mjau, sa fader kengu-det var fest i skogen||
|       by grimlock / epsilon^design       ||
                                            |
____________________________________________l
                                       |¼¼¼/
                                       |¼¼/
                                       |¼/
                                       |/_____________________________________











                          enough birthday crap...




                    .___________________________________.
                    |                                   |
                    |        c h a p t a '  o 6         |
                    |                                   |
                    |    e v e n  m o r e  l o g o s    |
      _____     ___.|         ______   ________    ___. |        ______
   .__\ __/_____\ _l__________\___ /___\ ___  /____\  l__________\___ /_.
   |    |     _   \_     _     __/   _    l/    _     __/   _     __/   |
   '__  l   __l____/   __l__   \l____l__   _____l__   l   __l__   \l____`
     (______)     /____)   (____\      (___)      (_______)   (____\
                    .                                   .
                    |         ½½½½½½½. ½½½½½½½          |
                    |         ½½½    ½ ½½½   ½          |
                    |   %!s   ½½½    ½ ½½½        %!s   |
                    |_________½½½    ½ ½½½½½½½½_________|
                              ½½½    ½ ½½½    ½
                              ½½½    ½ ½½½    ½
                              `½½½½½½' `½½½½½½'





             this goes out to all you porno-maniacs out there:

          if you don't already have one, then get yourself a copy
          of one of the movies of Buttman!! He is just so fucking
       cool! I love his films! They are quite outstanding! They rule
        bigtime! They are way better than the usual Hollywood shit!

                      Buttman - Butter that Butterfly






                       speaking of movie-stars.....

          Harvey Keitel is probably the best actor in the world

                           Bad Lieutenant rules

             (and of course all the other movies he plays in)




    ..and Gary Oldman..... jeeezz... he is also mega-fanta-dildo cool!





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  lamer-conf
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/







                              .½½½½½½½½½½½.
                              ½½½½½½½½½½½½½
                              ½   `½½½'   ½
                              `    `½'    '
                             _|  _     _  l_
                             \   /     \   /
                         _______/       \_______
                          |                   |
                         _|         _         |_
                   _____(_|    o    |    o    |_)_____
                   \ _____|_        |        _|_____ /
                    \ `    \________|________/    ' /
                     \______       / \       ______/
                          _/       \_/       \_
                          |  _______________  |
                          |  `   \  |  /   '  |
                          |       \_|_/       | g®m/
                          |                   | e^D
                          |      \_____/      |
                        __|       `'''`       |__
                        \\|                   |//
                         \\___________________//

                      yup, you're in the lamer-conf..

                        p ( r ) a y  f o r  a x x !





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  pics
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





        ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
        ½½½½½½         ½½½      ___      ________     _______
      __½½½½½½_________½½½_____(__/____._\ _____/___./ _____/_______
      \ ½½½½½½         ½½½             |   |        |\_________    /
       \½½½½½½_________½½½__          _l_  l       _l_        l __/
        ½½½½½½         ½½½ (__________) (__________) (__________)
     ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
        ½½½½½½  g®m/e^D





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  ranx
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                                   _________
                                 _/   _____/
                                 |    \ |
                    ____        _|______l_        ____
                   /   /       /          \       \   \
                  /   /_______/ __________ \_______\   \
                  \_____________|:·· · ··|_____________/
                                |:.    ·:|
                                |· _  _ .|
                ·        ___ _ _|___\/___|_ _ ___        ·
               _: _ __  /   \\\\__________////   \  __ _ :_
                ¦     \/    __ _/   °°   \_ __    \/     ¦
                |         _/_ \|____/\____|/ _\_         |
                |         | \_    _/ ·\_    _/ |         |
                |         |_ \ __ | _¦_| __ / _|         |
                |          \__/_/ |_\| | \_\__/          |
                |              |   \__/   |              |
                |              |   ____   |              |
                |              | _ |½½| _ |              |
                |              | \ |½½| / |              |
                |             _|  \____/  |_             |
                |            /\|          |/\            |
                |        ____\ \__________/ /____        |
       _________|_______/________________________\_______|___________
   .__(                                                              )__.
   |                                                                    |
  _|_           r      ·      a      ·      n      ·      x            _|_
_/ __)_       _________     _______.   _________.   ________         _(__ \_
|  ____)  ____\____   / ____\_____ l___\____    l___\      /______  (____  |
|  ____)  \      l/ _/__\      __/        l/         \__  /      /  (____  |
|  ___)    \_____/     ___     \l_________/      ______/      __/    (___  |
 \___)          /______) (______\        /_______)    /_______)       (___/
   |                                                                    |
   |__           ____                                ____             __|
     (_________ /    \ ____________________________ /    \____________)
            g®m/      \      _|     ||     l_      /      \e^D
             _/        \_____\______l|______/_____/        \_
             |                                              |
             |______________________________________________l
                ¦                                        ¦
                l________/\  _____ _  _ _____  /\________l
                           \/                \/





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  raw fusion (r.i.p)
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





  ______   ___.  ___.                 ________ .__  ___    __   ____  ____.
__\___ / __\__l__\  l_____/\______/\__\      /_| /_/ _/__._\/_._\  /__\__ l___
    l//__\ __/ | /\      /       /       ___/  |  |\____ |    |      | l/
____/  ___ \l__l__  ____/_______/_______  _l_  l _l_   l_l_  _l_ ·· _l_/  ____
g®m/___) (__\    /__) \/      \/      \(__) (____) (____) (__) (____) /___)e^D





                                      _
                                     /.\
                                   _/oO°\_
                                   |°o°oO|
                                   |OoO.o|
                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  release
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





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                                                         ½½½½½½     ½½½½
                                                         ½½½½½½     ½½½½
                         ½½½½½½                          ½½½½½½
   _______    __________ ½½½½½½  _________      _______  ½½½½½½  _________
___\__   / ___\  ____  /_½½½½½½__\  ___  /______\____ /__½½½½½½__\  ___  /__
    l/ _/__\       l/    ½½½½½½      l/    _      __/    ½½½½½½      l/
____/     _____  ________½½½½½½__  ________l__    \l_____½½½½½½__  _________
   /______)   (____/     ½½½½½½ (____/       (_____\     ½½½½½½ (____/
                         ½½½½½½       ½½½½               ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
                         ½½½½½½       ½½½½  g®m / e^D              ½½½½
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                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  saints
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
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         _______½½½½___\____ l_.__\__)__.__\__  l_._\  l_____._/ ___/______
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    ½½½½  \_____½½½½_    \l____l_      _l___/    _l_   l    _l_      l __/
    ½½½½        ½½½½(_____\     (______)   /_____) (________) (________)
    ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½g®m/e^D





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                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  saints diz
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
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                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  slaß
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
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          \__       l  _l_          _l_     \l____l_    /     __/
            (__________) (__________) (______\     (__________)
                         g®m¦          __    ¦e^D
                            |       _ /      |
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                     _____½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½_____
                     \ ___`½½½½½½½½½'`½½½½½½½½½'___ /
                      \` /_/   ___/   .\___   \_\ '/
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                          | |                | |
                          | |\______________/| |
                          | '      ____      ` |
                          |         -'         |
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                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  stage dive
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
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  ·                       ._____    __.        _____.   ______    ______
  :   _________ _ ________| ___/____\ l________\____l___\ ___/____\ ___/_____
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\_|_       _ _|___|_ _ \__     l ___       ___   \l_____    l  ___       __/
  |//      \\\_____///   (_______) (_______) (____\    (_______) (_______)
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  |   _/  /\ .__|__. /\ \  \/  /                                      |
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  |      | |   \:    | |               ___.    ___.     ___.      ____|_
  |     _|_|_   .   _|_|_       _______\__l____\__l_____\ _|______\ ___/_____
  ¦_____\  _|_     _|   /_____  \      __/                \|        _/      /
__/           \_ _/           \__\__       ___       ___   \/  ___       __/
\______________| |______________/  (_______) (_______) (_______) (_______)g®m





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                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  stratos!
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
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____/ ____/____\ l________\___   /___\____ l___\ l_______\     /__/ ____/_____
\   \______  _   __/   _    l/ _/_\    __/   _   __/   _          \______    /
 \__      l _l_  l    _l____/    ___   \l____l_  l    _l_   '   ___     l __/
g®m(________) (_______)e^D /_____) (____\     (_______) (_______) (_______)





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                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  stylez
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
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                   ._/\_/  \_/\_ _( _'_ )_ _/\_/  \_/\_.
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                   |            \/ \___/ \/            |
                   |            _/\_| |_/\_            |
               _ __|          _/ _  __  __ \_          |__ _
               \\\__          |_ \_/_ \/_/ _|          __///
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                  _|               / _ \ ¯¯¯¯¯¯\/_     |_
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                   |_  _    /  __|   |   |___    \/_ __|
                     \/ \  / \/  |   |   |/       \/_e^D
                         \/   /\_|___|___|_/\      \/_
                          g®m/_______________\ ______/

              «» t h e  a l l i g a t o r  o f  a s c i i «»
               _____    __.       ____.     _______    _____
          ____/ ___/____\ l_______\   |_____\ ___ /____\___ \_____
              \_____  _   __/   _     l   _    l/   _  _____/
           ___     | _l_  l    _l_______ _l_ _______l_ l     ____
             (_______) (_______)    \____) (____/    (_______)





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                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  the ambush
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
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   _____        _____       __________
___\   /________\ __/_______\   ___  /___                       .......
\      __/    _   \__     _      l/     /.......   ......       ::   ::
 \__   l     _l____l/    _l_  _________/      ::...::  ::    ...::   ::
..:(_________)     /_____) (_____/    g®m              ::....::      ::...
::    _______      ______   _____       ____.        _____      _____   ::
::____\____ /______\    /___\ __/_______\   |_______/ ___/______\ __/___::____
\       __/   _    _      _   \___    _     |     _ \______   _   \__        /
:\__    \l____l____\/    _l_     l   _l_    l    _l_      l  _l____l/     __/
:: (_____\      e^D/_____) (_________) (_________) (_________) ..../______)
::..           .............::   ::    .................    ..:: ::     ::
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                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  tommy
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
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       |\\|   \___/ o \___/
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    \__ ¯¯ __/__\ __ __ /______\        l_____\        l_______|     /______
_ ____/ ·  \__\    (_)                                         l           /
\\\__/  ¦   \___    '    _______\/      _______\/      __________    _____/
    /  _|_   \ (_________)    _ /_______)    _ /_______)g®m  \_______)e^D
    \   |/   /  \/     \/     \/             \/
     \  |   /
      \ ¦  /
       \  /
        \/





                                      _
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                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  upload
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





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                         /_/    \  _     _  /
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                          \ \_____\_\___/_/________
                           \_____     o     ____  /
                                 \____o____/   / /
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½½½½½½½½       ½½½½     |                           |      ½½½½½½½½       ½½½½
½½½½½½½½       ½½½½     |___________________________|      ½½½½½½½½       ½½½½
½½½½½½½½       ½½½½                                        ½½½½½½½½       ½½½½
½½½½½½½½       ½½½½ ________   ___.      _______     ____. ½½½½½½½½       ½½½½
½½½½½½½½       ½½½½_\ ___  /_._\ _l____._\     /_.___\___l_½½½½½½½½       ½½½½
½½½½½½½½ g®m   ½½½½    l/    |   \     |         |    __/  ½½½½½½½½ e^D   ½½½½
½½½½½½½½       ½½½½__   _____l_       _l_   '   _l_   \l___½½½½½½½½       ½½½½
½½½½½½½½       ½½½½ (___)     (_______) (_______) (____\   ½½½½½½½½       ½½½½
½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½                                        ½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½½
                        it's really ·lego· to upload





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                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  download
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





                                     ____
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                                 /          \
                                 \/\/\/\/\/\/
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                                  | \____/ |
                   ___.____________\______/____________.___
                  ((__|_____________      _____________|__))
                                   (______)
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          ½½½           _/    \____\  )(  /____/    \_                     ½½½
½½½½½½½½½½½½½       g®m |____________________________| e^D       ½½½½½½½½½½½½½
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½½½½½     ½½½__\   /_.___\  /_._\__ /_._\ _l___._\   /_.__\___l__½½½½½     ½½½
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½½½½½     ½½½__  '  _l_      _l__/   _l_      _l_  '  _l_  \l____½½½½½     ½½½
½½½½½     ½½½ (_____) (______)  /____) (______) (_____) (___\    ½½½½½     ½½½
½½½½½½½½½½½½½                                                    ½½½½½½½½½½½½½
                    it's really ·playmobil· to download





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                                     /.\
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                                  _|½½½½½|_
                                _/ ___ ___ \_
                        _______ |_/   |   \_| _______
                        \ ____ \||  __|__  ||/ ____ /
                         \`  /__||  \¼|¼/  ||__\  '/  who?
__________________________\ _/ _ ____`|'____ _ \_ /___________________________
                               \ `-(_____)-' /
                               |\___________/|
   ' mjau, sa fader kengu ...  |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|  ... det var fest i skogen '
                               |¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾|
_____________________________   `¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾¾'   ______________________________
                             \_____  ___, _____/
                                   \  `  /
                                    \___/





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 \ °     \______  /      ________   ____.         _________         ½½½½
  \      _   ° | /______ \      /_._\ __l_______._\       /_________½½½½_____
   \_____|____/          /\       |   \__       |              ½½½½½½½½'
   ____(___)___  ___            __l____l/      _l_    '    ____½½½½½'________
  /     ___    \   (____________)      /_______) (_________)   ½½½½½  g®m/e^D
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                    |        c h a p t a '  o 7         |
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                    |           e n d p a r t           |
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   .__\ __/_____\ _l__________\___ /___\ ___  /____\  l__________\___ /_.
   |    |     _   \_     _     __/   _    l/    _     __/   _     __/   |
   '__  l   __l____/   __l__   \l____l__   _____l__   l   __l__   \l____`
     (______)     /____)   (____\      (___)      (_______)   (____\
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               we do sincerely hope you all enjoyed the show

                        and please remember, people

  that no matter who you are and what you do to live, arrive and survive

           there are still some things that make us all the same

                        you - me - them - everybody

                            e v e r y b o d y !











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  _______\  ____/_______\___   / __\  ____  /________\___l____/ ___/__________
  \         |       _     l/ _/__\      l/    _      ___/  _  \_______
___\  ____  l     __l_____/    _____  ________l__    l   __l__       l _______
|    _\  (________)      /_____)   (_____/      (________)   (_________)
|    |
|    |
|    |
|    |
|    |
|    |
|    |            h2o/contra!.............................grimlock
|    |            mark ryder/mo'soul................epsilon design
|    |            fatal/epsilon^design.................grotesticle
|    |            stylez/contra!....................epsilon design
|    |
|    |            blues brothers............................lyrics
|    |
|    |
|    |
|    |  _______     _________     ____        ____         ._____     ____
| ___¦__\     /_____\ ____  /____/ __/_______/ __/_________|    /____/ __/____
| \  :           _      l/    _  \_____   _  \_____   _    l      _  \_____
___\ .__\/     __l__  ________l__     l __l__     l __l_______  __l__     l __
|    _\ /______)   (_____/      (_______)   (_______)      \____)   (_______)
|    |
|    |
|    |
|    |                              Stylewars:
|    |
|    |           Hey..  enjoyed  your  last  colly,  but why just
|    |           respect those who respect you? I mean, I respect
|    |           Mogue, but he probably don't even  know  who the
|    |           hell I am... but you know  what? I  don't  care!
|    |           You can in fact enjoy a  dude's  asciis, without
|    |           him being a great fan of yours... However, I can
|    |           agree with you that many dudes in  the ascii-biz
|    |           behave far too arrogant.
|    |
|    |                                Fatal:
|    |
|    |           ARRRGH!!!! Damn  my  phonebill!  Will  I survive
|    |           without Another Step? Will Another Step  survive
|    |           without me? Will  Release  survive  without  our
|    |           chats? Will I ever  get my line opened? Will God
|    |           forgive my sins? Will Sweden get the hell out of
|    |           EU? Will I  ever  stop  asking  questions? D oes
|    |           anybody really care?
|    |
|    |                               Stratos!:
|    |
|    |           How many times did you puke?! Was it 15? Hehe...
|    |           Argh.. You better show up at the gathering96!!!!
|    |           I DON'T want  to re-experience the KindergardenV
|    |           incident.... Love ya phone-calls!
|    |
|    |                                 h2o:
|    |
|    |            Thanks for the very fast, but nice, ascii! I am
|    |            truly impressed! Najs board,  by  the  way. Too
|    |            bad I am not able to call it for a while..guess
|    |            that is part of the shitty reality.... sigh....
|    |
|    |                                Snuffy:
|    |
|    |            I don't think I can beat  the  length  of  your
|    |            messy, and I won't even  try. hehe.. Your  last
|    |            colly was one of your best,  and I think I will
|    |            request  some  logos  from you  very  soon,  so
|    |            beware!  Hope you  will  come  visit me, and my
|    |            totally wicked room (..)! You, Size  and Vegard
|    |            are into the  disco-flava,  aren't  you?  Børre
|    |            og Gibbs rrrrrruuuls..  but you don't like them
|    |            very much, if I remember right.
|    |            I actually was a fast swapper once. Wonder what
|    |            the hell happened.
|    |
|    |                              Mark Ryder:
|    |
|    |            Blaker forever, Skjetten never! Hvordan går det
|    |            med den erfarne dama di? hehehe.. din lille....
|    |            Siri M. (m for margrethe) Kalvig er  en bigtime
|    |            ruler! Mye finere enn din dame! Men de er cirka
|    |            like gamle... Modne kvinner har alltid fasinert
|    |            små guttepjokker (deg), og  kvinner har  alltid
|    |            vært fasinert av modne og erfarne menn (meg)...
|    |
|    |                                Vegard:
|    |
|    |            Yup, it's true. I actually woke  up  jerking my
|    |            dingo-linos. I enjoy those small  (?) messys of
|    |            yours in Snuffys najs collies. Give Johannes  a
|    |            huge kiss the next time you meet him.. I really
|    |            miss the good-old-grotesticle-days we had..
|    |
|    |                              Blockhead:
|    |
|    |            Hvor i satans helvete er spriten min!?! Grrrrr!
|    |            Ruler du Voss for tiden? Du og .. Jean ..uuh...
|    |            ett eller annet... hehe...
|    |
|    |                                Exocet:
|    |
|    |            Read the interview with Mazza in AsciiGazette2,
|    |            and you'll see what I mean by arrogance........
|    |            I am not saying  that all  oldskoolers  (to use
|    |            such a term) are  arrogant,  but those who are,
|    |            are REALLY arrogant.
|    |            Me - German ??? Where did you get that idea? =)
|    |
|    |                                Jorun:
|    |            Thanx for spreading my colly...... the  perfect
|    |            present... the module was COOOl..... I want the
|    |            finished version... blah blah......... gewdbye!
|    |
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|    |
|    |          Respects to those who keep the ascii-scene alive
|    |
|    |            by releasing quality collies once in a while
|    |
|    |
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