AMIGA.TEXTMOD.ES:COLLY> "ASCII RIDDLES" by Stezotehic of Style
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               Argh, sorry, I just don't know what got in to me.
              Ascii riddles? how sick, heh! What's wrong with me?
           (heh that's the first riddle;)) hm, I was just wondering
             should I include answers also, hm maybe I'll release
            another coll; Ascii Answers, huh?;) well I don't know.
             I must think that one, but first must get some beer,
          so I can think better hm. jeah, and also must take a leak!
    Ah much better, yeah hm..kkkrhhm..ZzZZZzzz..tsach tsach..banks stronk!
           ..zzZZz..smoth..fffllllhh..kroonkS!.. uh what the fuck?!
            jeah jeah, this beer is great, my old man has made it,.
             quite strong, hm, I phuckin' luv it.. I'm not here..


                        Stezo'Vitun Hullu/Skitso'tehic













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       * Ok now it starts, you have 10 seconds to answer each question *







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 .___________________________.                  ) \  / /_
 |                           |                  \  \/ // _
 : QUESTION: Why does Elmeri :           _.//    \  ) / / \
 :           got such a big  :          /   \    (   (_(_//
 :           hand?           :         (  oO)     \______/                                                    \____/
 |___________________________|          \__._)_    )   /
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       /  oO
       \_ _ )           __  __    ._________________________________________.
   // /  \-'  ·         \(_//     |                                         |
   · / /  \ ./           ) oO\    : QUESTION: What did Anthony and his pet  :
     \    ,)\\-----------\  ..\   :           saw just when they started to :
      (( ._ /             \__ /   :           fuck.. ?                      :
 sTZ! // /  \_   )____(  )/  U    |_________________________________________|
     // /_   ( _/     | /_        ·                                         ·
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 .______________________________.
 |                              |        .ooooo.
 | QUESTION: What is the matter |       oo·___·Oo      __
 ¦           with this Elsa's   ¦      oO-(Ö|ö)-OO   _/  \
 :           new hyper quality  :      oO  ¯_)  oo  (o\__/
 :           dildo? Elsa tried  :       _\  __ /_·   \|:o )
 ¦           to use it but      ¦      /  `---'  \  / | O_)
 |           nuttin' happens..  |     / /       \ \(  (__)
 |______________________________|    ( (___,.____)   /
 ·                              ·     \/~       ~\--'
                                      (___________)
                                       \         /
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                                         \  |  /   sTZ!
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 .    ,    .    ,   .    ,   .    ,   .    ,
  \__/      \__/     \__/     \__/     \__/   .______________________________.
 //o-\\    //oO\\   //oo\\   //o*\\   //øø\\  |                              |
( \_ / )  ( \_ / ) ( \_ / ) ( \_ / ) ( \_ / ) : QUESTION: Which one does not :
 \_ U_/    \_ U_/   \_ U_/   \_ U_/   \_ U_/  :           belong here?       :
  ||||      ||||     ||||     ||||     ||||   |______________________________|
 (_||_)    (_||_)   (_||_)   (_||_)   (_||_)  ·                              ·
       sTZ!







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       ::   ,* ,_                     ._____________________________________.
        :·     __)_                   |                                     |
        (_,   /    )___               | QUESTION: Why am I past away        |
          \  '  .·/    \              |           with my hand in my pants? |
         / \_____/      \             |_____________________________________|
        /           \    \            ·                                     ·
       /   _/___     \    \
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           /    /__   /  /________
          (_/ /_)  \,/  /         \
           (_/      \__/           \
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              \      \ sTZ! /     /
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                ·          (_________)
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                hm, damn nomore riddles, heh! I'm just too lazy
              krhm..heh I hope sysops/users don't nuke this piece
                of art (hoh hoh hohhooo) as CRAP! hm, well soon
            we'll see that.. jepjep, hm hey jeah soon coming prods








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                     sTZ!/sE & rANX/jA! - cO-oP cOLLECTION
             sTZ!/sE - 21 sYYTÄ mIKSI oLUT oN pAREMPI kUIN nAINEN
                           zEUS/sE - aNSI cOLLECTION














              Hm, anything else? I don't know and I not going to
                find out b'cos it's 11:20 PM, so I don't wanna
                bother style members, heh (be glad!!) hmhmhm..










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                     Asc/Design..........Stezotehic/Style

                     Style Logo.........Shock-G/Jedi Arts
                     Stezotehic............Cybergod/Whale
                     Style Logo.............U-Man/Arclite
                     Style diz.............Cybergod/Whale

                     Release Date................04-01-96







                      SteZotEhiC (c) ReLeaSeS 1993-1996


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                  Damn, the answers, hm what I should do hm.
                    Well Ok! here comes the answers, heh..









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   : QUESTION: Why does Elmeri : | ANSWER: You didn't know? huh, well    |
   :           got such a big  : |         the hand is not his own, it's |
   :           hand?           : |         a loose hand! you stoooopid.. |
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                           \\_)_)   )        (Oo   )
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                             (_o) (o)_      /       \
                              (_o) \  )____(/     \  \
                               (_O) \______/      /  /
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 .___________________________.           (______/  /_)
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 | Well, ok, he does have    |             \_ (_   /
 | quite large hand anyway;) |              (_\  _/.
 |___________________________|        sTZ!   | \   |
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|                                         | |                                |
: QUESTION: What did Anthony and his pet  : | ANSWER: what? you don't know   |
:           saw just when they started to : |         anything, huh...       |
:           fuck.. ?                      : |         It was Elsa ofcorse!!  |
|_________________________________________| |         She came to ask what's |
·                                         · |         the matter with her    |
                                            |         dildo.. ;)             |
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                             /                                      \
        .ooooo.  sTZ!       /  Hey Anthonu could you tell..... ..    \
       oo·___·Oo      __    \  What the fuck are you doing Musti!!!   \
      oO-(Ö|ö)-OO   _/  \    \  Get your ass here right now! bad dog!  \
      oO  ¯_)  oo  (o\__/     \ Very bad dog.. no food today ..        /
       _\  o  /_·   \|:o )  __/\______________________________________/
      /  `---'  \  / | O_)
     / /       \ \(  (__)






 .______________________________.
 |                              |   Hmm.. well does Anthony find out
 | QUESTION: What is the matter |   what is wrong with Else's dildo?
 ¦           with this Elsa's   ¦   read more and you'll find out..
 :           new hyper quality  :
 :           dildo? Elsa tried  :   (hmm.. hih I could make Ascii-
 ¦           to use it but      ¦    cartoons, It would be fun..
 |           nuttin' happens..  |    or maybe not.. heh!)
 |______________________________|
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 |                                       |          __.--.__
 | ANSWER: well Elsa was so interested   |         |        |
 |         to use this dildo, and soon   |         |        |
 |         I mean,(pillu kosteena, kuten |         |        |
 |         voitaisiin sanoa..) so she    |         |:.      |
 |         forget to put batteries in    |         |::      |
 |         hyper-duper magik dildo ..    |         |:::_____|
 |_______________________________________|
 ·_______________________________________·
 |                                       |
 | But It's a good thing Elsa got a      |
 | smart son!! Anthony is the smartest   |
 | boy in their class !!                 |
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: QUESTION: Which one does not :  | ANSWER: well it's Pekka ofcourse!!   |
:           belong here?       :  |         third animal on the right.   |
|______________________________|  |         Other ones belongs to a      |
·                              ·  |         farmer called Jussi and this |
                                  |         Pekka belongs to uncle-Jouko |
                                  |         ..He lives near Jussi tho'   |
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                oO  \     ________________________________________
 .    ,        (_o__/    /                                        \
  \__/           /,||    \  Come on Pekka, It's time to go home..  \
 //oo\\         /(_||     \__ _____________________________________/
( \_ / )       (____|     ___/
 \_ U_/  sTZ!   (  ))
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 |                                     | |                                   |
 | QUESTION: Why am I past away        | | ANSWER: well this one is very     |
 |           with my hand in my pants? | |         simple!! as I said before |
 |_____________________________________| |         i'm drinking beer here... |
 ·                                     · |         hmmm.. hand on my pants?  |
                                         |         well what exuse I should  |
                                         |         write here, heh..         |
                                         |         I don't know, think..;)   |
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    enought, how pervert.....     /         )
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