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             I hate all the bbs addis over and under. Stop it!
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the legendarry acii norge are back too present a new prodduktion!
this time its ascii norge's storry secskion that is presenting you
a story against herr diarè and fru lorkenschnell. this file is nott
for peaople under 18 yers old! its conteining dangerus lorking
and radioaktiw ingredienses.
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               

       [diplomat rompelikker & snabel-harrry & rusken / ascii norge]
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               

                                [presents]
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
          [samtale mellom herr diarèlikker og fru lorkenschnell]
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                [let's go]
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               

                              [this is funn]
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                             [don't give upp]
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               

                     [the shov starting in 5 sekonds]
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               

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                   [vi orker ikke mer.. her kommer den]
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               

hr diarè : jammen lyser ikkje månen fint idag.
fr lork  : jo, månen din har ikke vært blankere polert noen gang.
hr diarè : å, klapp kjeften din, bitch
fr lork  : Fy! Tenk å snakke slik til puddellorken min
puddel   : VOFF LOFF LOOORK!
fr lork  : å, næææ, se lille $u$$eba$$en min lorka fortauet bruuunt, åå.. flink
           lorker.
hr diarè : erru helt på trynet, det beistet kan da ikke forpeste landet vårt på
           den måten...
puddel   : VOFF LOFF
hr diarè : neimen, så sannelig.. dette lukter som en lork årgang 1830, klasse 2!
           Det har jeg ikke likka på århundrer!
fr lork  : hva er det du driver med? legger deg ned på bakken og .. LIKKER??!?!?!
hr diarè : SLuurp!! SLAFS!! LIKKE... Sikle.. Slikk.. mmmmmmmmmmm!!!MM!M!MM!M!
puddel   : dåån!
fr lork  : SE! han har likket opp hele den saftige megalorken din, puddellork.
hr diarè : Raaaaaaap! en sånn en kan jeg simpelthen ikke misse! kan jeg få KJØPE
           bikkelorken din?
fr lork  : jeg har allerede 10 poser fulle av lork fra $u$$eba$$en min, du kan
           kjøpe dem for...
hr diarè : JAAAA! JAAAAA! JEG ER PHRELST!! jeg gir 1000000 + bikkja mi!
fr lork  : Dåån!
hr diarè : Hun er i svime! jeg kidnapper puddellork.
puddel   : (hva er det hr. diarè finner på nå, han stapper munnen sin i rompa mi
            og suger, og det gjør vondt i tarmene mine)
hr diarè : SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPHS SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPHS!
puddel   : (Nå føler jeg meg 10 kilo lettere, hvor skal dette ende?)
hr diarè : SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuUUUUuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPHS
           SLAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAPHS!
           ..
           rAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!
puddel   : (jeg har vanskelig for å tenke, min puddelkropp er en innskrumpet skrott)
hr diarè : Filler'n.. fru lork våkner opp fra dvahlen.
fr lork  : Åh! Nææ, sjekk puddellork! så fin du har blitt.. Hva har skjedd...
hr diarè : (brun over hele trynet og sleiker seg saftig rundt munnviken, samtidig
           som han trekker 3 gram lork opp gjennom neseborene og halvparten faller
           ut gjennom ørene ned på den asfalterte veien med et PLOMP. LØSLORK!)
           (RAP) sorry, babi.. Hikk!! Den puddæn varre trøkk (HIKK) i.. asseeeee
fr lork  : HVA HAR DE GJORT? (dåån!)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
      t h e   e n d   o f   t h e   b e l o r k n e t   s o c i e t y



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    the end [a diplomat rompelikker & rusken & snabel harry prudukton!]
                                   1996









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|     ascii norge gives ya a new story!    |
|  top sekret! story snatched up from two  |
|  people on the street! This macabro and  |
|  spedalske conversation is food for the  |
| magesyre. you feel not like the zero you |
|   usally are when you am reading this!   |
| greetings to : bamiga sector 1 - defjam -|
| il scuro - ackerlight - northstar - kent |
| team - the band - red sector & tristar ! |
| we dont know u. but you are føkking good |
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Titlesamtale mellom herr diarèlikker og fru lorkenschnell
Date01 Jan 1970
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