/* This program is Smokeprotected (S) 1998 All mushies smoken Cake of DASK presents 'Vodka' in the year of 1998. Requests goes to [email protected] (subj=ascii). */ #include <amifont.com> As Cake slowly lowered the pibe to pass it on to his fellow tribe member, Flower, he carefully opened another bottle of vodka. 'Ahh' he moaned, 'vodka, can't live without it'. .--------------------------------------------------------. | :::: | | :: vodka, can't live without it.. | | ______ _ ______ | __|_\\ |________________\ || __________ | __|__ | /\ ___ |_____|_ _ //_________|____ _// __|| // \ \ __| / ___\___ \_ / \ /_ || \ //______________/ _/ \\__ _____________| \\_____| \\_ | cke _/ \____ |____ //____________/ || _/ | _ )_ \\ _// |________// | |____________/ | | :: | | :::: | `--------------------------------------------------------' 'It's Wu-Tang motherfuck, mm yah, it's Wu-Tang motherfucker', it was Spice1 stereorag boosting away. Everybody at the party place, in the secret #klan area, was totally stoned from Cakes 'bag-pibe'. This new invention from Cake, that it was mushrooms that were to be smoked had been received with some sceptisism. Acctually Flower didn't want to smoke the mushies at first, but after all little competition he had to agree with the 'bag-pibe' trick. Hmm, if i remeber it correct, then we played 'who has the biggest c*ck', and as usual it was Cake who had taken the victory. __________ _________________________________|| /________________________ ___\ _|| || ___________/ |_ /___ ____ _// ____|__. || __// \\_ ____ |::: \__________// |____________/ :::| |:: cke|________ | ::| |: /_________|| _______ :| | __.------.______________/\ ___________________\ || | | _|| \\ // __ |_ / _\__\_ _ \\_ || |___|_ | | _// \ // _ __// \\_ \ \\_ \_____/ \_ \\_ | |_____\________\/ \\__________//________/_____//_______/__________/______| //___________\ isometrics, if it's big it's ours! Even though Flower came in third (out of three ofcourse) he won our other belly- button competition (yes, we were bored that evening). This competition was Flowers favourit - we call it 'rear-racer' (he sat on the toilet for 2 hours in a row, while screaming 'i just want my dear Kultura, and everything will be ok'. __.-------.___ ___________ _|| \\ // |_ ________ ___|____ |____ _// \ / \\_____.------._\_ _ |_____\\ _/ __|cke|_ .-\_________\/ _/ __ |_ / |_ \ \\_ \\_ \\--. |___ do /__________| __// \\_/ \\_____/ |___// ________/ | |____ you ___ \\_____________/ _/ \______|| ? /____| ________| |_____| | remember __ /_________| summer ______________| |_________| |___ last _________| |__________| Back on schedule. It was time for the ritual 'dance-around', todays fool were, ofcourse, Garflozzy, who ended up 4th in all competitions (eventhough only three attended!). Maybe it is time for you to move on, 'no hints, man, but you just can't cope up with us anymore' Cake said in the telephone to Gar- flozzy, 'maybe you should come through with your true color, and go with the rest to #remorse?' Cake continued. 'Yo mang, were's my bird when i need her?' it came from the toilet, where Flower was playing his bag-pibe. 'Errr, shut up mahn!' Spice1 said angrily, since he had no party-girls this evening. 'I wanna go to tha town mahn, anyone with me?' Spice1 shouted, <arghumpf> it came again from the toilet, 'count me in' Flower groaned. 'Arh, shit now i HAVE to go with you' Cake said disapointed. 'Hey, dont be sorry, we'll go to that place you love so much, it is Cosmic Girl, right?' Spice1 said, hoping that Cake would give him back that 'bag-pibe' with the funky effect. 'heck! you might even meet that girl from the bus there..' 'oy, that's raihjt.. ill just back tha gear!' Cake replied with a foolish smile on his face. __[GUB]__________________ __________ ________________________________ | [BI!] _| ___|_____/ |_ /__|_ /___ ||_ .......... | | .......... _// |_ | /_ \\_ __ \_ __ \_ \\_ | |____________\_____ |___________/_______/________/________/____[GRY]_| \________|cke [DEN] Everybody went to the limousine, with their gear in their hands. Cake was the last one to enter the car, he was still wearing his foolish smile. 'hey, look at him mang, he looks like a foool on drugs mang..' Flower shouted out of the window while his long hippy hair was flying to meter behind the car. 'heh, heh, hehe' Spice1 was getting the abstinences from not doing glue the last 5 hours. 'heh, let's kick Flower of the car manh! That would be totally wild!!'. 'err, nobody toucjesss my assh' Flower replied to Spice1. 'erh, maybe you should take some of tha glue mang, it looks like you have a virus or something'. 'heh, heh, heh' - the driver looked like he was anonyed by Spice1's laughter. 'ill grab the glue then..' a looks you have .----. virus.. ..it _.-._________ like _________ _______ | :: |__________ _.--._ __| :_______ |_____| ______ || _____ |__| ____________ `---. | :: `-' _____|# /____________\' `/____\ '|______/' ,_| :: | |_____:__\ | _ __ |_ | ____ \______/_______| |; |; _|: |____/ | #| '| ,_| _ _ |______/' _|_ _ :|________/ /__________|' \\________| /_________|cke The limo stopped outside 'Gubbi-Gryden' - also known as the place to get babes. Spice1 went totally crazy from seeing all the shemales there.. ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ ÜÜÜÜÜ ÛßßßßßÛÜÜÜÛßßßßßßßßßßÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛßßÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÛßß Ü ÛÜ ÜÜÜÜÛßßßßßß ÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÜ ÛÜÛ ÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÜ Ü ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÜÜÜ Ûßßß ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ßßßÛ °²°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°Û°ÛÛÛ°ÛÛÛÛ°Û°Û°ÛÛÛÛÛ°ÛÛÛ°ÛÛÛÛÛ°Û°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°Û°°°°²° Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÜÜÜÛ Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÜÜÜÛÛÛ °° ß ÜÜÛ Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ °° ß ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÛ ÛÛÛÛÜ ÛÜ Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ° ° ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÛÛßßß Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ Û Ûßßß Û ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Ûßßßßßß ßÛÛÛÛÛÝßßßÛ °²°°°°Û°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°ÛÛÛÛÜÜÜÛ°ÛÛÛ°ÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛ°ÛÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛ°Û°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°ÛÛÛÛß°°°°²° ÛÜÜÜ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û Û ßßßßß Û ÛÛÛß ÜÜÜÜÛ Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ßßßßßßßßß ÜÜÜ Ûß Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛßßßßßßÛ ÛÛÛÛ Û Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ßßßßßß ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ßßßßßßß Ûcke^dsk ßßßßßßßßßß* S T O N E H E N G E * ßßßßßßßßßßß And there she was, Cake's bus-ride shemale. But hey, what is wrong with the picture.. She was kissing another girl 'oh shjeith' Cake shouted, and went straight over to them. 'Hey howcome she is kissin' another shemale??' Cake said while going beserk on some localfool. ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÛßßßÛ ÛßßßÛ ² ² Û ÜÜÜ Û ² Û Û Û Û Û Û ° Ü Ü ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ Û Û ÛÜÜÜÜÛ Û ÛÜÛ Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Ü Ü ÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û Û ÜÜ Ü ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ÜÜÜ ÜÜÜ [GUBBI] Û ÜÜÜÜ Û Û Û Û Û Ü Ü Û Û Ü Û Û Û ÜÜÜÜ [GRYDEN] Ü Ü ÜÜÜÜ Û ßßßß ßßßÛ Û ß Û Û ß ß Û ß ß Û Û ßßßß Û ßßßßßßßßßßß ßßßßÛ ßßßßßßßßßßßßß ßßßßßß Ûßßßß ß ß ² ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛÜÜÜÛßÛ ß ÛßÛ ß Ûßßßßßßßßß ² cke ± ßßßßß ßßßßß ° 'Yo, mang, calm down.. you just need some of theese' said the localdrug- dealer. 'hmm, you look familiar to me..' Cake took a break, and tried to clear his mind with some glue from Spice1's jacket. 'hey mang, iii knowd whod youd ared!! youd are Bbbbaloo?!!' Flower said. 'Ye, that's right mang, now i have to go, someone has taken my login!' the drugdealer roarched. ÛßßßßßÛ Û ÜÜÛ Û ÛßßßßßßßßßßÛcke^dsk ÛÜÜ Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ Û Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛßßÛÛ ÛßßßßßÛÛÛ Û Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ßßÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÛßß Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛßß ßßßßßßßÛ ÜÜÜÜÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û °°Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û°° Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Ü ÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÛÛÛÜÜÜÛ ÛßßßÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û someone ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ my ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ has taken login! 'Let's go inside, and check out the chicks0rs' Flower said, and went for to the mainentrance. 'Please enter your NUP' the machine wrote on the tiny green screen. 'Hey, heheh,eh,hehheeheh, it looks like an alien!' Spice1 said while slipping out from reality more more.. ÛßßßÛÜ ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ Û ÛÜ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ÛßßßßßÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÛ Û ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÜÜÜÜÜ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÛ Û °°Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÛÛÛÛÛ Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ßßÛ°° Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÛÛÛÛÛ Û Û ßßßßßßß Û Ûß Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÛÛÛÛÛ Û Û Ûßßßßßßßß Û ßÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝßßßßßßÛ Û Ûcke^dsk ßÛÜÜ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛßÛÜÜ Û Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÜÜÜÛ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ But suddently Spice1 felt sick, he just had to puke.. 'i - i - i' <uuulrik!> it came from the bushes were Spice1 was hiding (you can get killed in the #klan district for puking i publicplaces!). Five minutes later Spice1 came back from the bushes with to partygirls surounding him, 'i hmm i dont feel like im on top of everything, let's go home'. ÜÛßßßÛÜ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ÜÛÜ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÛÜ Û ßßßßß ßßßÛ ÛÛÛÛÝÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÝÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÛ Û Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÝÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßßÛ °°Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÜÜÜÛÛÝÛ ßßßßßßßß Û°° Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û Ûßßßßßßßßß Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛ Û Û Û Ûcke^dsk ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ Û Û Û i'm on top! ÛÜÜÜÛ Now that was the very end of another partyadventure in the DASK-ghettos. Not everything in here is fiction (ok, the competitions didnt take place, sorry!). I will just stop here, before i start messing my new jeans again (yes, im writing this on a piece of toilet-paper!). ................. :: .......... ::: :: ::: ... :: ::: :: ::: :: :: ::: :: ::: ::..:: ::: :: :::........::: :: :: :: grrrreeetings: :: ::....................... :: flower : whopa, rcvd the viewer by mail? :: spice1 : call me or ill take your mushrooms! :: baloo : hmm, let me know if you'll be heading :: towards Norway with us.. :: #daskmig: hey-ho og 'LUE' to you.. see you at :: The Gathering 98! :: wk : thanks for the bot. :: n_death : heh, muffels for you then. :: #rng : we will rule TCP98, we know it ;) :: #every1 : sorry for not greeting you :P ::................................................ 256 = 1b, the end.