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                         [^· ITS PAYBACK TIME! ·^]



         tHE lO'pRO gANGSTAs sAT dOWN iN aXEbLADEs b-sMOKE gARAGE.
          tHE pHONE rANG, iT wAS rED dEE, gIViN uS aNOTHER iSSUe
              wE gOT sTRAiGHT uP iNTO tHE vAN, rEADY tO rOCK

             dRiViN dOWNtOWN lOOKiN' fOR tHOSE lAMEASS rIPPAz
           yO!, rAMONe, fLIP aN u-tURN aT tHAT cORNER mAAAAAAAN!
                         miSFiT hAD tHE uZiS rEADy
              yO!, miSFiT, gIMME sUM cLIPs & hAND oVER aN uZi

                 aRE tHE pROfiLAz rEADY?, yES wERE rEADY!

        dRIVEBY, YES iTS tHE sEASON, wHEN tHE aSCii pOSSE kILLS fOR
                                nO rEASOn.

                   lOOK!, lAMEASS bOOTH - tRiV sCREAMEd!

         yO rAMONE, gO bAcK 2 dAT tHIRD bLOCK, i kNOW a sHORTcUT!


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Scrreeeek, Benz tires ripping up the concrete to make the fast curb, into an
alley.'Whaaaa', Ramones rolled over some old lady, like as if he was rolling
a phat joint.'HahHaa' Misfit was laughin' his ass of as he saw the old bitch
layin all bloody on the floor, her little doggy still barkin' like hell.

Two blocks on, Booth was in sight again, walking the streets in his tide
pants and pink bootsies.'Take da fag out!' axeblade yelled after takin' a
sip of the booze.The window automaticly opened, and an Uzi pointed straight
at Booth.'Ax him Insane, Ax the muthafucka!'Insane Madman had his finger on
the tricker, and made the uzi spit bullets straight at Booth.Luckely for him
a Pizza Delivery van from Ultimo EmPizza Company rolled by, and the driver's
head had more holes in it then a golf court.'Hole in one!'
It's was Mindscape, who lost his mind... plus the rest of his head.

Booth heard the hollowheads blow his friend Mindscape to scraps, and ran into
the Ultimo Emperio HQ.It was a large building, with a big 'o sign on the roof,
spelling: Ultimo Zerox Center.No wonder they can copy styles like main shit!
As soon as Booth was inside, he rang the alarm bell, and plates of steel
barracked the windows and doors, making the building a solid fortress.

'Damn, they must have had more driveby's on this place' Triv screamed madly,
as he was pissed for not having Booth's head on a plate already.Taking the
puff from his lips, Axeblade said 'ofcourse they are prepared, we aint the
first crew who are pissed off, cos ultimutha fucka's ripped us off.We gotta
get some heavy artillery on these bitches, we gotta bring the pain, get Red
Demon on the hook, we need his shit'.


<beep> <beep> <beep>


2o  ' ya whattup? '
aB! ' 2orr, this is Axebee, is Deee there .. '
2o  ' what?.. i cant hear shit.. '
aB! ' turn them beats down man.. lower the bass '
rDm ' ahh.. yeah.. he Puss, turn down the boomin' system, i'm tryin' to get a
      conversation goin' here.. and get yo booty outta ma face bitch..
      Blade?.. '
aB! ' ya.. still on, call Red Deee, and get yo asses over here, we need to
      get nuclear on them Emperial assholes! '
2o  ' aight, ... just a sec .. Deee, you done with them playstation games ? '
rDm ' yeah yah .. what is it then ? '
2o  ' them Ultimo Empiss-ants are still layin' low, we need sum firepower '
rDm ' take the van, i'll be there in a second ... damn i always finished
      Tomb Raider .. '
2o  ' Axel B? .. '
aB! ' yups '
2o  ' we're on our ways '
aB! ' kool.. later homes '

<click>

aB! ' He'd be here in a sec, lets roll anotha phat one.Ramone hand me the
      rollin' pappers.Imma lite anotha spliff. '


  ...boom...          ..bOOm..      .bOOm.      bOOm    BOOM  BOOM! BOOM!!


'Thats the boomin' system on Deee's van, let the fireworks begin.'A black
Chrysler van rolled smooth, beats simultanius supporting the pneumatic
system.The van parked next to the Benz, windows opened and shout-outs flew
round the streets of downtown Monaco.

rDm ' ma men.. Blade, MissileFit, TrivMaster, Mad Machine, Ramones !'
all ' ahhh, ya Ready Mon, 2orro! '
rDm ' whats the scoop on the Ultimo Empathetic Weenies ? '
imd ' they shut closed shit up, the place is better guarded then Ford Knox '
t^  ' hmm.. i got an idea, remember that time we kidnapped that president-
      bitch Hillary? '
-M- ' yeah, that shit was phat.. too bad we had to kill that cat Socks
      though, i liked him '
imd ' you were the one who said kitties taste better then marshmellows '
-M- ' he did burn better, didn't better he? '
imd ' true that '
t^  ' well, we traded that bitch for the Star Wars Project Satellite Reagan
      was workin' on back in '88.Let's link the Sun System back in Deee's
      van, with that satellite and play a little Luke Skywalker ourselfs. '
rDm ' good call Trivs, hop in the van peeps.. first i'll kick these bitches
      outta here.. MOVE YO ASSES HO'S! '
rN! ' can i be Darth Vader? .. puff puff .. '


..]X: M E A N W H I L E   I N S I D E   T H E   Z E R O X   C E N T E R :X[..


The Ultimo Emperio was givin' a YMCA-party, and all the members were wearing
there favorite leather suites.Spanking ass, sucking dicks and screwing pets
Doggiestyle (i wonder if there could be an askicrew related situation here).
Booth came in the main hall, and screamed with a high pitch voice:


Bo  ' they are here.. ooohh noo.. they are here... '
a(z ' oohhh Boo what are you cryin'.. stop it pleeeeaase or my face-mask will
      burst... '
Bo  ' no noo.. its terrible.. just terrible, we will be beatin up again.Will
      the society never except us homosexual outcasts <snif> '
a(z ' oohh no.. who is it this time boo.. please tell me.. who is it.. '
Bo  ' its them naughty boys from Low Profile.. they are so.. soo not nice! '
a(z ' ohh what can we do.. what caaaaan we dooo.. boo hold me tight, i'm
      afraid.. '
Bo  ' ohh come here you big hunk of butt-cheeks!.. '

The scene continues, but i will spare you the sentimental male-love scenes.
Lets go back to the Pro's, who are working on Star Wars 4, making LucasArts
look like little kids.


   ..]X: B A C K   T O   T H E   B L A C K   C H R Y S L E R   V A N :X[..


    Sun Systems 1985 - 96
    System Online, starting diagnostics
    Memory Check 65536 MB ...           check
    Crossing Memory links ...           check
    Boosting HD 1 ...                   boosted
    Boosting HD 2 ...                   boosted
    Butterfly Check HD 1 ...            check
    Butterfly Check HD 2 ...            check
    Voice Control Remote System ...     online
    Opening Virtual Portal ...          online

    Linking SAT-1 ...                   linked
    Linking ASIA-7D ...                 linked
    Linking SW RON REG ...              linked

    Virtual Portal online, ready ...


imd ' nice toys Deee '
rDm ' okay, its all setup, we're in peeps, now to set the coordinates.. '
t^  ' i wanna R.I.P. them rippers, once and for all, how do i work this
      thing, man? '
rDm ' take the joystick, and its Space Invaders in real-time '
t^  ' ahh.. finally revenge.. i feel like the bold dude on Star Trek hehe..
      Arm Fasers.. fire on my comment mr.Worf.. FIRE '


A few hundred kilometers above the van, a satellite roams the empty space
which surrounds our world.Peacefully, quiet, no harm seems to come from this
big piece of metal.Then, a slight shudder awakens the liveless metal
creature.As if awoken from a sleep of millions of years, its spits venom,
a green beam leaves the satellite, towards our blue ball.With the precision
of a dick moving towards the pussy, the beam hits the roof of the Zerox
Center...


  ..]X: I N S I D E   T H E   Z E R O X   C E N T E R ,   U L T   H Q :X[..


Bo  ' ohhhh.. ahh.. yess, give it to me big boy.. ohh .. more '
a(z ' yess.. yESs.. YESSS.... ahhh '
Bo  ' hey... whats that funny green light on the backroom? '
a(z ' ohh goodie, perhaps the boys from the Green-light District have come
      over again! '
Bo  ' oohhh goodie goodie, i just loovvvveee disco.. boogie woogie '


The Ultimo Emperio boys run towards the backroom, eager to dance in the
lights, wanting to smell the sweat of there fellow mates, all wet..
Not knowing the green light is the laser beam from outerspace, they runn in
full ignorance into the light.The beam, with its immense power, RIPS the Ult
boys apart.Limbs being torn of there body's, legs lying on the floor, blood
flowing out from the veins...



               T H E   M O R A L   O F   T H I S   S T O R Y ?

                    R I P P E R S   G E T   R I P P E D !














                               Is that all ?

















                                   No !









    In a scientific analyse by rAmona mushrooM it is claimed that after
      death the soul of somebody goes into the last stadium before it
     disappears into another dimension...it is written, that the last
                    stadium is the corpse of a worm...

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     ab : a worm ??

       rN : hmm we have to kill him finally

   rdm : but how....

      t^ : lsd

 ab : yeah...we take a trip to wormland...


   Late at night, the lopro members were gathered around a table...full
                 with candlelight and demonic paintings...

  ab : ready ??

 rn : lets do it....

     rdm : kill kill...

  -m- : wuaaaaah.......

       everyone takes the trip and starts to say the magic words...


       ab : killerworm killerworm killerworm

  all : kill kill killerworms killerworms....


    Lights start fusing through the room, but its not a room anymore...
                     its a meadow...a very huge one...

  t^ : wuaaah....im a worm...hahaha...kewl...like a small dick...

    ab : wagnargh...we have to find booth until the effect of the lsd
         expires..aahh...look what luck, there he is !!

 rN : lets surround him....





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rN : i got dA bAzooKa, now i blast diz sucka into pieces....

 aB : w8, we shoot him together...

  -m- : yeah....i blast of his head....

 t^ : noo...i blast the head...me me me....

  mad : i make an airstrike, so i blast away most of his body...

  red demon : my mad cow will kill him....

 zorro : i dont care who kills him...i just want him dead....

  rn : yeah....blood blood ...

 t^ : im taking out the dynamite...ready 2 fire....

  misfit : my homing missile is allready locked...ready 2 fire....

 zorro : im just rubbing my dick...my acid sperms are ready to fire....

  mad : mig29 in the air.....ready 2 bomb

   rN : make it a kamikaze run, after bombin, crashing into booth

  t^ : yeah....rulEz

 red demon : my mad cow is ready for action

  ab : sPacebAttLe cruiser from alpha centauri on its way....ready...

 rN : nuclear missile ready.....3......2.......1.......fiiiiiiire



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                             deadin2secsbooth



                             deadin1secsbooth





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__|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| .      * *   *         |__|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||  *  *   *   *  .* *    |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||
__|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|   * .* ZOOO*  *  .   * | _|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||   *   AA  *NN*  *   .  |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||
__|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| *  * AA* * *KK*  *  *  | _|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||  *  BB* * *(*KK *  *   |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_||
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                         NOW its over...finally...





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    __________  ._____  _ /_.   _______   ::      ::     _________
    ._    ___//_|    /___/  |_____  _ /_. :: _____::____ \     __/
    |/          |-------/___|    /___/  |____\     _.  /_______\|
    /-------/___| ::        ·-----------|  _  \    \|-----------:
          ::      :: o n c e   u p o n  ·-----------\ rDm      ::
  · ·· ····'      ::    a   d r i v e b y ::      ::           ::
                  ::                      ::      `·············:··· ·
                  `························'                    ·
                                                                .


                              . T R I V I A L .

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                 T H E   T W I S T E D   T E R M I N A T O R





                               . M I S F I T .

                                     as

  T H E   M A N   W H O   T U R N E D   H I L L A R Y   S T O N E   C O L D

                   A N D   S O C K S   B U R N I N   H O T





                               . R A M O N E .

                                     as

                 T H E   W O R M   O F   T H E   M A T C H





                        . I N S A N E   M A D M A N .

                                     as

                 T H E   N I G G A   O N   D A   T R I C K A





                             . A X E B L A D E .

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                           1 - 8 0 0 - S M O K E D





                                . 2 O R R O .

                                     as

              T H E   H E R O   D R E S S E D   I N   B L A C K





                                    A N D





                            . R E D   D E M O N .

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                  B O M B S   B A G G I N '   B A S T A R D


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  \       ::·-----------· ::        /-------/___|    /___/  |
_._\\-------------/_._    ::                    ·-----------·   _______.
 | o n c e  u p o n |     ::  _____   ............    _ :: .____\      |
 | a  d r i v e b y |  .______\    | :: _________::___\ _:_|    \\     |
 |_ - true story - _|_ |      \\   |____\   _          \/  |-----\_____|
  /----------------\·  ·-------\\--|     \-----·-----------·
          ::       _______::       ·------\      ::     ::   rDm
        _____________  _ /_:   ______::       A  ::    _______
   :____\     _.    /___/  |__\\_____\_       _____ _____  _ /_:_________ .
   |  _  \    \|-------/___|           |______\    |    /___/  |        //_._
   ·-----------\          :·-----------|      \\   |-----------·           |
          ::      ________::         ::·-------\\--:   the true story on   |
          ::      ._     /____.  _ ________  |  the Ultimo Imperio! shoot  |
  ·  ·· ···       |/    /  _  |__\\\     _.  |  ing.Read about how the LP! |
                  /-----------|     \    \|  |_  posse wrecks shit up...  _|_
                          ::  ·-----------\   /---------------------------\·
                          ::         ::          ::     ::
                          ::         ::          `·······'
                          ::         ::
                          `···········'




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