AMIGA.TEXTMOD.ES:COLLY> "birthday collection" by Scarface of Offspring
 
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                                 1974-1995

                           Here lies Scarface...
                         and he's bloody annoyed!



























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          :    ______________  \     ____¦   ____¦    ¦\    \
          |_____/    \______    \_____|_______|_________     \
         <-----/______\---/______\--------------------/_______\->

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 .\    /___ \____________   :_\    /____.\    /_________\    /_________
 :    |    \|     |    __   ____________:    _______    |    \_______  \
 |_____     \_____|_____/    \_____     \_____/    \_____     \_____    \
<-----/______\---------/______\---/______\---/______\---/______\--/______\---.
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  ._) _/_____) _   /._) _   \__) _  /_. _________________________________
  |___         /__/_|  _        _     |                                 (_:
  |_ /     __ /     ___/     ___/     | sCARFACE/vISAGE/oFFSPRING/hONEY!  |
  . \______| \______| /______| /______| ______   ______   _______  ______ ¦
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  |_   tHE mERCHANDISING lUMBERJACK!  |   \_____  _         /__/_|   _/___.
  : )________________________________ |_    _/ |__/ sYz __ /     __  \    |
                                        \___\    /______| \______| \______|




























                          Life's a piece of shit,
                           When you look at it,
               Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
                        You'll see it's all a show,
                       Keep 'em laughing as you go.
               Just remember that the last laugh is on you.





























                                00:00:01am




























                     Ohh GOD! It's my bloody birthday!




























                            3 seconds later...




























                          OHHHH FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!




























                                09:00:45am




























                          TRINGALING, TRINGALING!

             (that's supposed to be the sfx for the doorbell)




























                     'go'morning m8! Here's ya mail!'



                                Cheers mon!




























                                09:01:50am




























                    ah bollox... another pair of socks!




























                                12:01:34pm




























                            TRIIIING, TRIIIING

                          (and that's the phone)




























  'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear....'


                               Ohh sod off!



                                  KLICK!




























                                15:00:00pm




























                    'Hello birthday boy! (nudge nudge)
       My my, I can still remember when you were a wee little boy..
                          oephf how time flies!'



                             (hello grandma..)




























                                16:20:10pm




























                                tea anyone?




























                                17:30:59pm




























                   Right! That's it! I'm off to the pub!

                              Cheers y'all...

                        and see ya again next year!




























                                23:59:56pm




























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               Life suxx... and then there's your birthday!




























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      \/                               _ _____|                       /    \/
                                                      _ _____________/H2o!




























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\___   /   / __/   / __/       /   / __/___/   \    /___/   /\___   /_ ____
_____ /__ /______ /__________ /__ /___________ /__ /______ /______ /_//
bIS!\/  \/      \/          \/  \/           \/  \/      \/      \/





           .____________ ___________________  __________ __________
     ______|     (______)   _____________   \/   ______/_______   /_
     \     |     /      \______   \    _/    \   \_     /   _____/ /
   skz\_________/\_______/________/__________/_________/__________/p^A






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aC!                 :    h     o     n     e     y
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intro:


As you may have noticed by now... I don't really like birthdays ;)
(not to say that your gifts are NOT welcome though!)

C'mon be fair.. it's just like any other day!
The only real difference is the presence of people who either feel sorry
or glad for you!

I'm writing this a couple'o'days before the actuall 'happening' but i can
with ease say what'll happen! (it's the standard ritual displayed every
year.. so why change now ey?)

Distant (and mostly unknow) family members show up and their only excuse
for not visiting earlier is: Well, i saw that your bithday was coming up
next month... so why not visit him then?
Ohh sod off you sad bastards! (but leave the cash!;)

I have an (in general) nice family but that's not to say that they can
irritate you like hell on those 'special' days!

And it's just my luck again that i was born just after the summer holidays!
Ooooohhh jolly, jolly, jolly and more jolly!! It's time for the
holiday-snaps!! ARGHHHHH!!!!

Nope.. i've made up my mind... birthdays suck and to be honest... this
colly might suck even more! ;)

So without further interruptions, I'm glad to present this small (but nice)
- Happy 21st Birthday Scarface! - ascii compilation!

NJoy or get out!




























                       TV-Guide, 17 september 1995.


                                 Warhammer
                             The Undiscovered
                               Deep Thought
                                  Delite
                                Atmosphere
                                   Royal
                                   Myth
                                 Hellfire
                                  Atomic
                                  The Orb
                                 The Board
                              Virtual Theatre
                               Mystery Land
                             Euro Trade Center
                                   Fate
                                Mass Appeal
                                 Pandarve
                               Chaotic Bliss
                                    Cja
                                   Stan
                                 Discordia
                                After-Glow
                                   Rene
                                  Draven
                                 RaveLand


                 - WARHAMMER - requested by - KID CURRY! -


                _________                 __________ _
   cLASSIC!     \       /_________________\_______        iNHUMANS
 wORLD hEADQ!    \     /\      ________   \     __   _  eUROPEAN hEADQ!
                  \___//\\_____|______     \_____/    \
                <-----/  \-----------/______\---/______\->
    ______  _ __ ____/    \___ _    _ ____ _     ______ _ __________ _
   .\    /_______________    ___\  /____ ___\  /_\    /__________     
   :    ______________   \  /   \\//    /   \\//     ____/__   __   _
sCf|_____/    \______     \/     \/____/     \/________     \___/    \oS!
  <-----/______\----/______\______\---/_______\-------/______\-/______\->


99 bottles of beer on a wall, 99 bottles of beer... if one of those bottles
           would happen to fall... 98 bottles of beer on a wall

                    (life suxx if you ain't in a bar!)





              - THE UNDISCOVERED - requested by - mUAD'dIB! -


                    ______     ______    ______      _
                 __.\    /____.\    /____\    /______/
     ____        \____________:    _______    ____/__       __________
.____\   \         |_____     \_____/    \______     \      \_      _/
:    :\   \  <--sCf-----/______\---/______\----/______\oS!->/    |   \
|______    \__________      ______      _________________________¦    \
     /______\   ___   \_____\    /______\  _____     ____________:_____\
           |______/    \    |    \\    /____    \______    \     |______
tHE sTAFF:       /______\____     \\  /|_____    \   /______\    :\     \
                            /______\\/ |   /______\  ______ :____________\__
 - mUAD'dIB/mST/rYL  -            :    :            .\    /_____________   /
 - wISHBRINGER/hOS!  -                              :     ___/__     __   _
 - kILLRAVEN/mYSTIC  -  nODE#1:  +31-229-544-442    |______     \_____/    \
 - mOTIVE pOWER/mST  -  nODE#2:  +31-229-541-442   ______ /______\   /______\
 - pYXIS/cOCAINE!    -  nODE#3:  +31-229-544-331  .\    /______     ______
 - sCHWABENPOWER/hLM -                            :     ___/________\    /
                       -*- tHE uNDISCOVERED! -*-  |______     \     |    \
                                                        /______\_____     \
                                                                    /______\


                  - DEEP THOUGHT - requested by - JMF! -



                     ______ ____      ______      __________
                .____\    /    /______/    /______\_______  :
                :    |    \    ____/__    ____/__:      ____¦
         <----. |_____     \______    \______    \_______|.---->
           sCf`------/______\---/______\---/______\-------'oS!
   ______     ______         ____     ____             ______     ______
__.\    /____.\    /________/    \____\   \_________  .\    /_____\    /_____
\____________:    _______  /      \   :\   \    ___/__:_    ________________/
  |_____     \_____/    \_    /\   _____    \___\__     \____/    \___     \
<------/______\---/______\__________\-/______\----/______\--/______\-/______\





                    - DELITE - requested by - DELITE! -



           ______ ____     ______       ____ ______     ______      _
      .____\    /    /_____\    /_. __  \    \    /_____\    /______/
      :    |    \    ____/__\__/  |/  \ |\  /|___________   ____/__
      |_____     \______    \______    \| \/ |_____     \______    \
   sCf-----/______\---/______\---/______\    :----/______\---/______\oS!





                  - ATMOSPHERE - requested by - DELITE! -



                    ______       _ ___    ___ _ ____ ______
         .__________\    /________ ___\  /_____/    \\  __/_____
         :________  \_____________/   \\//    /      \______    \
         |______     \_____     \/     \/____/   /\   \______    \
       sCf-----/______\---/______\______\---/__________\---/______\
        ___________ ______    ______   ____________ ______      _
       .\________  :\    /____\    /_____________   \    /______/
       :       ____¦    _______   ____/__     __   _    ____/__
       |________|________/    \______    \_____/    \______    \
       -----------------/______\---/______\---/______\---/______\oS!





                    - ROYAL - requested by - DELITE! -



         ____________   ____ ______                 ______
        .\_______   /  /    \\    /.____ ___________\    /_. __
        :     __   _  /      \\__/ ¦\   \________   \\__/  |/  \
        |______/    \/   /\   \______    \______     \______    \
      sCf-----/______\_________\---/______\----/______\---/______\oS!




                     - MYTH - requested by - DELITE! -



                _     ___  ______    ______      ______
               / \   /_____\    /____\    /______\    /_______
              /   \\//      \__/¦\   \____________    _______/
             /     \/______¦______    \_____     \_____/    \
         sCf/_______\------:----/______\---/______\---/______\oS!




                   - HELLFIRE - requested by - ADROCK! -



              ______    ______     ______     ______
             .\    /____\    /_____\    /_. __\    /_. __
             :    _______   ____/__ \__/  |/  \\__/  |/  \
             |_____/    \_____     \_______    \______    \
         sCf<-----/______\---/______\----/______\---/______\->
                 ________________________ _ ______     _
                .\      ____    ________   .\    /_____/
                :      ___/|\  /|    __   _:    ____/__
                |_______|  | \/ |_____/    \______     \
               <-----------:    :----/______\----/______\->oS!




                    - ATOMIC - requested by - ADROCK! -




               ______          ____        _     ___ ______ ______
    .__________\    /_________/    \______/ \   /____\    /_\    /_____
    :_______   \__________   /      \    /   \\//    |\  /|    _______/
    |______     \___     \___   /\   ___/     \/_____| \/ |______    \
sCf<------/______\-/______\/__________\/_______\-----:    :----/______\->oS




                 - THE ORB - requested by - CLAIRVOYANT! -



                    ______     ______    ______      _
                 __.\    /____.\    /____\    /______/
                 \____________:    _______    ____/__
                   |_____     \_____/    \______     \
              <-sCf-----/______\---/______\----/______\oS!->

                        ____ ____________ ______
                    ___/    \\________   .\    /___
                      /      \     __   _:    |    \
                    __   /\   ______/    \_____     \
                 <--/__________\---/______\---/______\-->





                - THE BOARD - requested by - CLAIRVOYANT! -



                    ______     ______    ______      _
                 __.\    /____.\    /____\    /______/
                 \____________:    _______    ____/__
                   |_____     \_____/    \______     \
              <-sCf-----/______\---/______\----/______\oS!->

          ______        ____             ___________ _    ______
         .\    /___ ___/    \____________\________   _____\    /
         :    |    \ _/      \________   \     __   _     |    \
         |_____     \/   /\   \______     \_____/    \_____     \
         -----/______\_________\----/______\---/______\---/______\




             - VIRTUAL THEATRE - requested by - CLAIRVOYANT! -



     .____        ______________ _______          ____ ______
     :    |______ \    _______   \     /__________\   \\    /_. __
     |    :\     \|\  /|    __   _____________    :\   \\__/  |/  \
     |____________\ \/ |_____/    \_____     \______    \______    \
  sCf-------------:    :----/______\---/______\---/______\---/______\oS!
 ______     ______    _____      _         _____      ________ _ _____     _
.\    /____.\    /____\   /______/_________\   /_____________   .\   /_____/
___________:    _______   ____/_________   \___________   __   _:   ____/__
|_____     \_____/    \_____     \_____     \____     \____/    \_____     \
-----/______\---/______\---/______\   /______\  /______\--/______\---/______\




                  - MYSTERY LAND - requested by - FATE! -



 _ ___    ___ _ ______     _______    ______     ______     ___________
   ___\  /_____.\    /_____\   __/____\    /_____\    /___________    /
  /   \\//     | \__/¦\    \______    \____________   ____/__   __   _
 /     \/______¦________    \______    \_____     \_____     \___/    \
/_______\------:------/______\---/______\---/______\---/______\-/______\-.
                                                       .\    /_____      |
                    -*- mYSTERY lAND! -*-              : \__/¦\    \     |
     ______                                  ______    |________    \    |
    .\    /_. __ __________ ___________ _____\    /      .----/______\---'
    : \__/  |/  \________  \     ___   \     |    \      |
    |________    \______    \______/    \_____     \     |
<-sCf------/______\---/______\----/______\---/______\oS!-'



               - EURO TRADE CENTER - requested by - FATE! -



              ______           ____ ___________     ____
             .\    /___________\   \\_______   !oS!/    \
             :     ____/__     :\   \     __   _  /      \
             |_______     \______    \_____/    \/   /\   \
            <-------/______\---/______\---/______\_________\->
         ______    ____________                ______ _____      _
      __.\    /____\_______   ___________ _____\    /     /______/
      \____________     __   _________   \     |    \     ____/__
        |_____     \_____/    \______     \_____     \______     \
     <-------/______\---/______\----/______\---/______\----/______\->
  ______      ______      _          ______     ______     ____________
s.\    /______\    /______/__________\    /_____\    /_____\________  /
C:      _______    ____/__     ___   \___________    ____/__     __   _
f|________    \______     \______/    \____     \______     \_____/    \
<-------/______\----/______\----/______\--/______\----/______\---/______\->



                      - FATE - requested by - FATE! -



               __________________ ______     ______      _
              .\     _____________\    /_____\    /______/
              :     ___/_______   \___________    ____/__
              |______|________     \____     \______     \
           sCf---------------/______\--/______\----/______\-oS!




                  - MASS APPEAL - requested by - RETEP! -



                _     ___ _           _______    _______
               / \   /________________\   __/____\   __/____
              /   \\//     ________   \______    \______    \
             /     \/______¦______     \______    \______    \
         sCf/_______\------:-----/______\---/______\---/______\->
              ___________ _______ ______      _         ______
   .__________\________  :______  \    /______/_________\    /_. __
   :_______   \      ____¦    ____¦   ____/__________   \\__/  |/  \
   |______     \______|________|_________    \______     \______    \
  <------/______\----------------------/______\----/______\---/______\oS!




                - PANDARVE - requested by - FLOPPY ROBBY! -



  _________                            ______           ______________
 .\______  :_________ ___________ _____\    /___________\_________   /
 :     ____¦_______  \     ___   \     |    \________   \      __   _
 |______|________     \______/    \_____     \______     \______/    \
<---------------/______\----/______\---/______\----/______\    :______\--.
                                                          |    ¦______   |
                                                          |    :\     \  |
                                                     .sCf-|____________\-'
                                                     |      ______     _
                                                     |     .\    /_____/
                                                     |     :   ____/__
                                                     |     |______    \
                                                     `----------/______\oS!




                 - CHAOTIC BLISS - requested by - C J A ! -



 ______    ______                      ____ ______       ____ ______
.\    /____\    /________________ ____/    \\    /_______\    \    /_______
:    _______    ______________   \   /      \____________|\  /|    _______/
|______    \_____/    \______     \__   /\   ______     \| \/ |______    \
sCf--/______\---/______\----/______\__________\---/______\    :----/______\

           ______   ______       ______ ______   ______
          .\    /___\    /_. __  \    /.\  __/___\  __/_____
          :    |    \\__/  |/  \ |\  /|______    \______    \
          |______    \______    \| \/ |_______    \______    \
          -----/______\---/______\    :-----/______\---/______\oS!




                      - CJA - requested by - C J A ! -



                    ______          ______
                   .\    /_________ \____/__________
                   :    _______    \|    |_______   \
                   |______    \__________|______     \
                 sCf----/______\---------------/______\oS!





                     - STAN - requested by - C J A ! -



              ______   ______
             .\  __/___\    /_________________ ___________
             :_____    \___________________   \     ___   \
             |______    \_____     \______     \______/    \
           sCf----/______\---/______\----/______\----/______\oS!





                  - DISCORDIA - requested by - C J A ! -



     ______ ______ ______   ______          ____ _____________    ______
.____\    / \    /.\  __/___\    /_________/    \\_______    /____\    /
:    |    \ |\  /|_____     \     ________/      \     __   _     |    \
|______    \| \/ |______     \______    \/   /\   ______/    \______    \o
sCf--/______\    :----/_______\---/______\_________\---/______\---/______\S
                                                        \    /__________
                                                        |\  /|_______   \
                                                        | \/ |______     \
                                                        :    :-----/______\




                  - AFTER GLOW - requested by - C J A ! -




                   ___________ ______    ______     _____________
        .__________\       ____\    /____\    /_____________    /
        :_______   \      ___/____________    ____/__     __   _
        |______     \______|________     \______     \_____/    \
    <sCf------/______\-------------/______\----/______\---/______\->
                         ______          ____ _________
            ._________   \    /_. __    /    \\       /______.
            :     ___/____\__/  |/  \  /      \\     /\      |
            |_____\__     \______    \/   /\   \\___//\\_____|
          <---------/______\---/______\_________\---/  \------oS!



                     - RENE - requested by - C J A ! -



             __________ ______                ______       _
            .\_______   \    /________________\    /_______/
            :     __   _     ____/__    ___   \     ____/__
            |______/    \______     \_____/    \______     \
          sCf-----/______\----/______\---/______\----/______\oS!




                    - DRAVEN - requested by - C J A ! -



      ______ ____________           .____       ______       _
._____\    /________    /__________ :    |______\    /_______/__________
:     |    \      __   _________   \|    :\     \     ____/__     ___   \
|______     \______/    \______     \____________\______     \______/    \o
sCf---/______\----/______\----/______\-----------------/______\----/______\S




                    - RAVELAND - requested by - H2O! -


                                       
    ___________         ______    ______     __
   .\______  _/_________\    /____\    / _____/
   :    __   _________  \     \   \     ___/__
   |_____/    \______    \_____    \______    \
oS!-----/______\---/______\--/______\---/______\-----------------------------.
|                         ______                                  ______     |
|                        .\    /_. __ __________ ___________ _____\    /     |
|                        : \__/  |/  \________  \     ___   \     |    \     |
|                        |________    \______    \______/    \_____     \    |
`-------------------------------/______\---/______\----/______\---/______\sCf'




























                                Last round!




























                               credz:

The birthday boy.........:             scarface/os!
The birthday gifts.......:             chrombacher/epsilon design
                                       stylez/contra
                                       h2o/contra
                                       biscrok/pro arts?
                                       skize/whale
                                       count zero/whale
                                       uman/whale
The birthday band........:             happy hardcore (the koos alberts mix)
The birthday girl........:             sara
The birthday cat.........:             lady
The actual birthday......:             17th of september 1995
The birthday game........:             gunship 2000 (brigade general again;)
The birthday series......:             the dukes of hazard!
The birthday movie.......:             goodfellas, scarface, the godfather
The birthday snack.......:             mcdrive (got loadsa 'muntjes'!)
The birthday drink.......:             premium quality heineken

                Can you say 'birthday' 21 times real fast??

                             I won't even try!

                Ahh well, same time, same place next year!






                           (without me though!;)














                      catch me on these fine systems:

    +31 -> the payoff           (3ndz)    systemoperator: diablo
           boondocks            (3ndz)    systemoperator: sal-one
           the undiscovered     (3ndz)    systemoperator: maud'dib
           no vegatables        (2ndz)    systemoperator: jake
           intersection         (1nde)    systemoperator: =zen=

    +46 -> the slammer          (2ndz)    systemoperator: distler
           final impact         (1nde)    systemoperator: u-man
           flashback            (2ndz)    systemoperator: twister

    +45 -> mental insanity      (1nde)    systemoperator: mr.orion
           techno drome         (2ndz)    systemoperator: philix
           electronic confusion (2ndz)    systemoperator: webster

    +47 -> bumble bee land      (1nde)    systemoperator: baffle

    +49 -> raveland             (1nde)    systemoperator: h2o
           apocalypse now       (2ndz)    systemoperator: %stylewars

    +44 -> digital candy        (5ndz)    systemoperator: hybrid




























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   _/  ___/__/   _/___ _____  \ ____   /   __/_____  \_/   _/___ /  __  /.
   \_____   \_   \    |   _/   \_ _/  /.  ____/  _/   \_   \    |  ____/ |
  ___________/________|___\_____/_\    |    |____\_____/________|________|
 <------------------------------uMn\___|____|wL!-------------------------->

                               .g.r.e.e.t.s.

  aNTHONY, aLCOHOLIC, bAFFLE, bIRD, cLAWBREAKER, cOUNTzERO, dAFFY, dELITE
  dIABLO, dISTLER, dIXY, dIZY, gNO, gOZZ, gRIMLOCK, h2O, hELLCAT&aNALYZER
  hERAKLES, hI-FI, hOTWIRE, iLLUSION, iNSTANT, jAKE, jEDI, jENNIE, kEFNER
  kID cURRY,  kINGPIN,  mAGIC,  mAUD'dIB,  mAX fART,  mOGUE, mOTIVE pOWER
  mR.oRION, mSW, mYSTIQUE, nECRONOMICON, pHILIX, pRIS, pRIDE, QEN, rADAVI
  rANDY,  rAZTA,  rELIEF,  rETEP,  sAL-1,  sATAN'S fIRE,  sCORPION,  sARA
  sECTORCHARGER, %sTYLEWARS, sTYLEZ! , tHE rAVEN, tRASH, tRICKSTER, tSAR1
  tWISTER,  u-MAN, uTAH, vIETCONG, wEBSTER,  wHIRLWIND,  wILDCAT,  wINGER
  wISHBRINGER, xXL, xCLUZIWE, zACK, =zEn=, zEUS  + all in vSG & hNY & oS!

                             .m.e.s.s.a.g.e.s.

u-man         : madurodam rulez! ;)
GOD           : any chance of some NICE weather m8?!
trash         : welcome to the vsg crew!
sal-one       : nog steeds bezig?? :))
maud'dib      : sjeez.. ken je niet je board name verandere?? word er gek
                van om al die letters in 80 colloms te krijge joh!;)
baffle        : hey mon! what's up in norway? (besides the bitch who shot
                that man 20 times! .. yeah, no need to tell me what's been
                happening in good old norway.. i've got my sources!;))
h2o           : is raveland offline?
bird          : c'mon with those new releases... i just can't wait!:)
mno           : stinger is waiting for his release!
Sherilyn Fenn : would you consider going out for a drink sometime?
stylez        : thnx for the asciiz.. and i'm looking forward to your next
                ascii-compilation!
wishbringer   : message sendings can screw up from time to time
viola holt    : ga toch lekker een gat graven en erin valle
cath. keyl    : of hoe je 't ook schrijft... ga jij er ook maar lekkah bij
                legge!
relief        : always nice mail and replies! ;)
my neighbour  : ever heard of a headphone???
utah          : an internet-page/site/www/thingy sounds cool man!
=zen=         : begin october een nieuwe artmag.. of nog niet?
flippo dudes  : als ik jullie nog 1 keer zo'n tyfus-kanker-tering geluid
                hoor make op die flippos.. nah dan kanker ik jullie opzeker
                zo de sloot in!
andre rieu    : en jouw ook!


  Well that's it! .. i'm pissed.. i'm drunk... i'm one bloody year older
    (and i still ain't got noting to show for it!) and i'm outta here!





























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                   .:CRb:.........................:e^D:.

                                 1974-1995

                           Here lies Scarface...
                         and he's bloody annoyed!




























                                  CHEERS!




                                              bAD kARMA eUROPEAN hQ!
                                                cONTRA! eUROPEAN hQ!
   ____. _ __ _____________________________. cYBERfORCE   gERMAN hQ!
 _/  __|__. _______  _______  _______. ____|     _______  ______   _______.
.\_____   |/  __  /./   .   \/   _   |/    /___./  __  /./  ___/_./  _    |
|     /   |  ____/ |   _|    \_  \   |    /|   |  ____/ |_____   |   /____|
|_________|________|___\______/__.   |_________|________|________|______|
------------------------------uMn|___|aC!---------------------------------
                                                              _ __ __
                                                                     |
           2fAST/bK/c!/cRE/cF · nIGHT aSSASSIN/sNK · sIGMA sEVEN/aS  |
                 tCB & cOLONEL/bK/cF/hLM and nOISY bELCH!            |
                           cONSOLE aND aSCII oNLY!                   |
                      eUROPES fASTEST iN cONSOLE/aSCII               |
              +1-8OO-WU-TANG-CLAN  (4 Nodes USR33k6/ISDN64kO)        |
       _ __ ___ _____________________________________________________|


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                                              ¡    fOR pLEASURE sINCE 1996
>> ¡ -------------------------------------- - |. - ----------------------- -
  .|  w  o  r  l  d    h e a d q u a t e r s  ||
  ||     bad karma - phantasy - up rough      !| _
  |!   divine stylers - dtr - ageema blues     | ;
  |      aeroholics - black maiden - mvp       |   _
  |                                            |   ;
  7   g e r m a n  +  e u r o p e a n  h q's   |
  :    lightforce - oldskool - rising sun      |
  ¡   supplex - royal - soia - low profile     |
_ |    drunken - 1oo% - true school - asl      | '...dON't pLAY uS cHEAP!'
; |                                            !
  |   amiga/ascii/graffiti/handheld consoles    ___.     ______.    drn\lp!
  |    n64/snes/gb/gba/ngp/wsc archive/ngc     \\  !___  \     !__ _ _ ________
  |    apple macintosh/pc audio-gfx apps/dd    \\  .__/--\\   ._   \ / ._     /
  |     =c64/atari/speccy/sample soundbank     _\  ;/     \   !/    \  !/____/_
  |                                            /___/     _____/     __ /    __\
 _!   daydreaming on 5 telnet nodes. 24h/day.      `----'     `----'  `----' 
\\;     . ______   ___ _ _ _________   _______                            ¡
 \      !/  __ /___\_  \ /   _  __ /___\_    //   t h E   y A R d _______,|
 _\    _/   \ /     _   /    /  \ /     /    /______________________\ ____|_
 /_____);  ______   )  __    \ ______  /_  ___,_________________________\ !
     ,_____\     `----'  `----\      `----'     [email protected]

      
    

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Titlebirthday collection
Date17 Sep 1995
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