AMIGA.TEXTMOD.ES:COLLY> "The Thing That Should Not Be!" by Scarface of Offspring


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                           OFFSPRING PROMOTIONS
                             Pompstationweg 14
                        2563 XA  Den Haag, Holland
             tel. +31-(0)70-351-2761 / fax +31-(0)70-351-2854


Scarface Vishonofs
Korte Houtstraat 21
2556 KY Den Haag
                                                  The Hague, 22 october 1995

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 -- `--|___|--'-              (______________________________
         |_____________.-------------------------------------'



                                  Signed,
                                 O.A.T.G.!
                 (organized asciipainters terrorist group)


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 \     \      \      _    _/     _/        _|     _     \      \/    _\      |
._\     \      \_.___|    \      \_._______\|     |______\      \_.__________|
|_______/\_______|   |_____\_______|        |_____|   .   \_______|
                        .                             |
      ·                 |                             |                 ·
      :  _ _            |  ·tHE lUMBERJACK iS bACK!·  |            _ _  :
      : (///            |_                           _|            \\\) :
      `········ ·       : )_________________________( :       · ········'

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  \_____/    \_______/   _/  \_____/  __/ /
        \_____/skz   \_______/p^A \______/

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         · O · F · F ·           .-\_   _   _/ _\   ____/__|   - -÷---------.
                                 _/     |     \_ \______   \______|_ ·off·  |
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  /   _/  \_ |   \  \   _/   |   \_  l   \_s
_/    \____/_____/  |\__\_________/_______/c
\_____|-------\_____|---------------------->


                        _ _:_  /\_ _  _ _/\  _:_ _
                           : \/            \/ :
                       ____:____            __:________
                      _\ ______/_. _________\________  \_
                    _/  \/    ___|_\__  ______/   \/    /
                    \_____    \_ |_ \ \_ ___/-:--._____/
                         `-:-/---'/  \ /  \e^d:
                           :/____/    X----\  :
                           :-cDr/____/        :
                        - -÷------------------÷- -
                           : - iNFORMATIOn! - :
                        - -÷------------------÷- -
  - -÷---------------------'                  `---------------------÷- -
     : Well g'day and welcome to another fine quality oS! product!  :
     : It looks like that some sort of a terrorist group has        :
     : ascii-napped my last style.. so i guess I had to re-style    :
     : this one somewhat...                                         :
     : Hope you'll like it... and a quick note to the vicious       :
     : ascii-nappers out there: GIVE ME BACK MY CHILDREN!!          :
     :                                                              :
     :               sCARFACE/oFFSPRING/vISAGE/hONEY!               :
     :             This has been a public announcement.             :
  - -÷--------------------------------------------------------------÷- -
     :                                                              :
   _ ______________ __ _           .--------------------÷-------------------.
    \\_______     //_//            ...DAWNING OF DOOM.........ETERNITY.......
     _/    _/____/_          _     .....SILENT MOON............BOOTH.........
     \     \   ___/_______ __/     .....ENDLESS PAIN...........BOHEME........
    __\________\_/_____   \\/      ...WORLD OF ELITE 2........ABNORMAL.......
    \_______   _/   _ /    \_      ..THE SECOND EPISODE.....THE CHAMELEON....
  _ _/     /   \    \/      /      ..RESPECT HARD 2 EARN.......DARKELF.......
   \\     /  ___\__________/       .......BOTSWANA.............TOLPAN........
     \___/   \__/__  _____/        ........MOGUE...............DRAKAR........
    ____/_____/__| _ _|__ _        ......RIOT HOUSE............CLOTUG........
    \______     /| ___|________    ...FORBIDDEN FRUITS.........HITMAN........
     /    /    / | \__|____    \_ _...MAGIC PRODUCTIONS.........SNES.........
 _ _/    _____/\ |__/_|   /     // .....THE WARHAMMER...........SEGA.........
  \\____________\__\     /-Mo! //  ......RISIN' HIGH.........TECHNOLOGY......
     \_____  _____/ \___/___  /    .....INSANE MADMAN...........ALLAH........
         |    | \   ___/___/_/     ........ESSENCE.............WARPED........
         |    |__\_______ \        ..........ROM...............HIJACK........
         |    |\        /  \_ _    .......BURNSIDE.............INSANE........
         |____| \ _ ________//     .......THE OASE.............IMMUNE........
                 \  /__ _          ......BOMB SQUAD.............CRACK........
                  \//_//           `--------------------÷-------------------'
                                               + 7 late BONUS asciiz
 __                                     __________                    __
 \  __________                       _ _\_ ____   \_     :    _______  /
_ __\_ ____   \_     :    _________        /  \    /_____¦   _\_    /
       /  \    /_____¦   _\____   /   _ __/    \__/_\_   |__       /
  _ __/    \__/_\_   |__    _/   /_      /      \_      ___/   __ /\
     /      \_      ___/    \___/  \_    \______ /       |      \/  \_
     \______ /       |              /          \/        |_____ ______
           \/        |_____________/           _ ________|   _ _\____ \
         _ __________|                                             /   \
                                                                  /     \
                                                                 /       \
                       THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE!       _ ___/         \
            __                                                 /_ ________ \
            \  __________                                      _ _\_  ___/___ _
            _ _\_ ____   \_     :    ______                           \____
                  /  \    /_____¦   _\____ \                             /
             _ __/    \__/_\_   |__    __   \_
                /      \_      ___/    \     /__________      _ __ __________ _
                \______ /       |           /_\_ ____   \_
                      \/        |__________/     /  \    /
                    _ __ _______|           _ __/    \__/
          __                                   /      \_
   _______ /                                   \______ /
_ _\_ ___/____        :    ______                    \/H2o!
   ________   \_ _____¦   _\____ \
   \      /    /_\_   |__     /   \_    :                 ______ __ _
    \   _/    /      ___/          /____¦_   _______  _ __\____
_ ___\ ______/        |           /_\_   /  _\_ ___/____     /
      \/              |__________/      /       \       \_ _/
           _ __ ______|                /|        \       /
                                                        /________ __ _
                    __          _ _____________________/
                    \  __________
    ______         _ __\_ ____   \_         _________            __
_ __\____ \   ______      /  \    /     _ __\____   /  _________  /
       /   \ _\____ \  __/    \__/             /  _/_ _\____   /
      /     \    /   \_ /      \_             /      \_  _/   /______ __ _
     /       \        / \______ /                     /  \___/
_ __/         \      /        \/      _ __ __________/
   /___________\ ___/                            _ __ ____________ __ _























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                 _______    __________ ________ ________
                 \_    ¬\_  \_    _  ¬\_      ¬\_   _  ¬\_
    ............../      /___/    /____/_/____\_/   /____/.............
    :            /      //  ¬\_  ___/ ¬\_      \_____   ¬\_           :
    :            `------/    _/--/     _/      _/--/     _/           :
    :              sCf /______\ /_______\_______\_________\           :
    :       .__________ _________ ________ _________ ________         :
    :       |    __   ¬\_    _  ¬\_      ¬\_       ¬\_    __¬\_       :
    :.......|    |/     /    /____/    ____/_________/    |/  /.......:
            |    |\     \_  ___/ ¬\_  /__   ¬\_    ¬\_    /   \_
            `-----/     _/--/     _/----/    _/     _/---/    _/
             oS! /_______\ /_______\   /______\______\  /______\





























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| #. o1! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`----------------[ dAWNING oF dOOM! ]--[ rEQ bY: mOGUE! ]-------------------'
      ______
._____\    /
|    ¬|    \____________ ________/_
|______  .  \_________ ¬\       /_______ ________    _ ___
------/__:___\______     \     /\      /   ___  ¬\ __ _  /_________
      ---÷---------/______\___//\\____/______/    \\    /    ___  ¬\
         :         -----------/  \----------/______\\  /|______/    \  /_
         |                _ _/ oS \   ____________ | \/ :-----/_____sCf
         |               ___________ .\     _____/ :        . |   ___/____
         |              /     __   ¬\|     ___/            /  |___\__    ¬\
         ÷     ______  /_____________|______|     _ __    /  -÷-----/______\
        _:_____\    /  ----------------------      ___\  /____:_
         |    ¬|    \  ___________  ____________  /  ¬\\//   ¬|
         |______     \/     __   ¬\/     __    ¬\/     \/_____| dAWNING oF
         `-----/______\____________\____________/_______\-----'    dOOM!



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| #. o2! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`------------------[ sILENT mOON! ]--[ rEQ bY: mOGUE! ]---------------------'
 ______
.\  __/_____    _ ___/___
|_______   ¬\ __ _  /   /. __
|________    \\    / __/ |/ ¬\____________/_
÷------/______\\  /|______    \    ______/\____________ ______/_
:      -------| \/ :----/______\______ _/  \     ___  ¬\\    /________
|             :                     /_______\______/    \____________/----.
|                    /              --------------/______\_____    ¬\     :
|           _ __   this is a board right????      ------------/______\sCf |
|            ___\  /____  __________  ___________ ___________             |
|           /  ¬\\//   ¬|/    __   ¬\/     __   ¬\     ___  ¬\            |
:          /     \/_____|____________\____________\______/    \           :
`---------/_______\-------------------------------------/______\----------'


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| #. o3! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`------------------[ eNDLESS pAIN! ]--[ rEQ bY: mOGUE! ]--------------------'

.__________/_
|   ______/\____________       ______
|______ _/  \     ___  ¬\______\    /______/_
÷----/_______\______/    \    ¬|    \\    /_. __
:                  /______\_____     \\__/  |/ ¬\____________ ______/_
|                              /______\______    \    ______/\\  __/_____
|                       __________._       /______\__.___ _/  \______   ¬\
|                      .\_______ ¬|                 /  /_______\______    \
|                      |      _.__|_______ ENDLESS PAIN       .\  __/______\
|                      |_______|________ ¬\ __ _  /_________  |_______   ¬\
|                              :______     \\    /    ___  ¬\ |________    \
:                           sCf÷-----/______\\  /|______/    \-------/______\
`------------------------------:------------| \/ :-----/______\oS
                                            :


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| #. o4! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`---------------[ wORLD oF eLITE 2! ]--[ rEQ bY: hITMAN! ]------------------'

      _________/_
      \       /______ __________ _____________ ____/_
       \     /\      /    __   ¬\\________  _/    /_. __       ______/_
        \___//\\____/____________\______/   ¬\\__/ ¬|/ ¬\ _____\    /
        _ __/___________  ____________ /______\______    \    ¬|    \
            /     __   ¬\.\     _____/_ _          /______\_____     \
           /_____________|     ___/_ ///    WORLD              /______\oS
  _.__________ ______    |     ¬| //         OF
   |   ______/\\    /_. _: _____|______/_     ELITE 2       .:::::::.
sCf|______ _/  \\__/ ¬|/ ¬\ __ _ \._  /_______            .:::·   ::::.
   -----/_______\______    \\    /___________/__________/_·::·   .::::·
        -------------/______\\  /|_____    ¬\    ______/\      .::::·
                     -------| \/ :----/______\______ _/  \   .:::::·
                            :                     /_______\.:::::::::::::

                   (ohh God! .. i've started dotting!!)



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| #. o5! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------[ tHE sECOND ePISODE! ]--[ rEQ bY: sQUIZZY! ]----------------'

                    ______/_
                 __.\    /___ ______/_
                 \____________\    /_______
 ______/_        oS|_____    ¬\     ______/___________/_
.\  __/_____  .---------/______\ .___/   ¬\    ______/\-----------.
|_______   ¬\_:__________ ______/_  /______\______ _/  \          :
|________    \    ______/\\    /_______         /_______\         :
-------/______\______ _/  \     ______/ ___________ ___________   :   ______
              :    /_______\______   ¬\/     __   ¬\     ___  ¬\__:___\    /
.__________/_ :                 /__.___\____________\______/    \    ¬|    \
|   ______/\ _:_________._  ______/_                      /____ .\_____     \
|______ _/  \\________ ¬|  _\  __/_____                  ______/_ :---/______\
-----/_______\      _.__|   /______   ¬\  _________ _____\    /   :sCf
             |_______| |\  /|_______    \/    __  ¬\    ¬|    \___:________/_
              :        | \/ :     /______\__________\_____     \    ______/\
              `--------:    .----------------------------/______\______ _/  \
                                                                     /_______\


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| #. o6! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`----------[ rESPECT, hARD tO eARN! ]--[ rEQ bY: wISHBRINGER! ]-------------'

_____________/_
\________  _/___________ ______/_
|______/   ¬\    ______/\\  __/_____
------/______\______ _/  \______   ¬\ ___________._
      ------------/_______\______    \\_______  ¬|________/______/_
   ______/_       -------------/______\      ____| ______/\\    /________
 _.\    /_______               -------|_______|_______ _/  \     _______/
  |      ______/___________            -------------/_______\______   ¬\
oS|_______/   ¬\_________ ¬\ _____________/_   ______------------/______\
  -------/______\______     \\________  _/_____\    /          __.\    /______
         -------------/______\______/   ¬\    ¬|    \          \_____________/
                      -------------/______\_____     \           |_____    ¬\
                                   ------------/______\sCf        ----/______\
                                                     ______/_
.__________/_                                     __.\    /______
|   ______/\____________                          \_____________/___________
|______ _/  \_________ ¬\ _____________/_           |_____    ¬\/     __   ¬\
-----/_______\______     \\________  _/___________  -----/______\____________\
     --------------/______\______/   ¬\     ___  ¬\
                   -------------/______\______/    \  euhm.. volgens mij is
                                -------------/______\ deze een little late! :)


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| #. o7! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ bOTSWANA! ]--[ rEQ bY: =zEn=! ]----------------------'

              ______/_
            _.\    /____              ______/_
             |     |   ¬\  ___________\    /_____ ______/_
           oS|______     \/     __   ¬\___________\  __/_____
       .-÷---------/______\____________\_____    ¬\______   ¬\--÷-.
       : _________/_------------------------/______\______    \   :
       | \       /_________________                     /______\  |
       |  \     /\     _.________ ¬\____________                  |
       :   \___//\\_____|______     \     ___  ¬\____________     :
       `-÷-----/--------÷-----/______\______/    \_________ ¬\--÷-'
                                           /______\______     \
                                                        /______\sCf


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| #. o8! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`---------------------[ mOGUE! ]--[ rEQ bY: mOGUE! ]------------------------'

       _ __    /
        ___\  /____  __________ ._______/_        ____
       /  ¬\\//   ¬|/    __   ¬\|   ___/____ _____\  ¬\
      /     \/_____|____________\___\__    ¬\    ¬:\   \____________/_
   oS/_______\------------------------/______\______    \    ______/\
                                    -/------------/______\______ _/  \
                                                -/------------/_______\sCf


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| #. o9! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`------------------[ rIOT hOUSE! ]--[ rEQ bY: aPOLLO! ]---------------------'

                 _____________/_   _ /_        ______/_
                 \________  _/__ _  /__________\    /________
               oS|______/   ¬\\    //    __   ¬\____________/
                 ------/______\\  /|____________\_____    ¬\
      ______/_         -------| \/ :-----------------/______\
    _.\    /_______           :      ____
     |      ______/ ___________ _____\   \ ______/_
     |_______/   ¬\/     __   ¬\    ¬:\   \\  __/_____
     -------/______\____________\______    \______   ¬\____________/_
            -------------------------/______\______    \    ______/\
                                     ------------/______\______ _/  \
                                                 ------------/_______\sCf


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| #. 1o! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`----------------[ fORBIDDEN fRUITS! ]--[ rEQ bY: tANGO! ]------------------'

 ____________/_
.\     _____/_______ ___________________/_
|     ___/    __   ¬\\________  _/\    /____ oS!   _ /_ ______/_
|______|_____________\______/   ¬\     |   ¬\ __ _  /___\    /      ______/_
---------------------------/______\_____     \\    /   ¬|    \ _____\    /
                           ------------/______\\  /|_____     \    ¬|    \
                                       -------| \/ :----/___ /_\_____     \
 ____________/_                               :  .__________/_      /______\
.\     _____/________/_   ____                   |   ______/\____________
|     ___/_______  _/_____\  ¬\       ______/_   |______ _/  \     ___  ¬\
|______|_______/   ¬\    ¬:\   \ __ _ \._  /_____ ____/_______\______/    \
--------------/______\______    \\    /___________\  __/____--------/______\
              ------------/______\\  /|_____    ¬\______   ¬\
                          -------| \/ :----/______\______    \
                                 :                     /______\sCf


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`----------------[ mAGIC pRODUCTIONS! ]--[ rEQ bY: rAM! ]-------------------'

            ___\  /_____
           /   \\//   _.:_________
          /     \/_____|________ ¬\_________/_        ______/_
       oS/_______\-----|______     \    ___/____ __ _ \.   /______
                             /______\___\__    ¬\\    /    ______/
___________._ M A G I C                   /______\\  /|______   ¬\
\________ ¬|___________/_   P R O D S.    ______ | \/ :    /______\
|      _.__|_______  _/ ___________ ______\    / :    ____
|_______|________/   ¬\/     __   ¬\     ¬|    \______\   \ ______/_
.---------------/_ .___\____________\______     \    ¬:\   \\    /_______
:           ______/_                      /______\______    \     ______/--.
:        __.\    /______    _ /_                      /____ .\______   ¬\  :
:        \____________ __ _  /__________ ___________ ______/_     /______\ :
:          |_____    ¬\\    //    __   ¬\     ___  ¬\\  __/_____           :
`---------------/______\\  /|____________\______/    \______   ¬\----------'
                       | \/ :                  /______\______    \
                       :                                   /______\sCf


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| #. 12! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`-----------------[ wARHAMMER! ]--[ rEQ bY: kID cURRY! ]--------------------'

                 _________/_
                 \       /________________
                  \     /\    _.________ ¬\ _____________/_
                 oS\___//\\____|______     \\________  _/
 ______/_             _/             /______\______/   ¬\
.\    /_______                 _                _ /______\sCf
|      ______/___________    ___\   ____ ___   /______________/_
|_______/   ¬\_________ ¬\  /  ¬\\//    /  ¬\\//       ______/\ _____________
       /______\______     \/     \/____/     \/____|______ _/  \\________  _/
                    /_____/_______\   /_______\         /_______\______/   ¬\
                                                                      /______\


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| #. 13! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`------------------[ rISIN' hIGH! ]--[ rEQ bY: bOOTH! ]---------------------'

              _____________/_   ______/_
              \________  _/__ _ \  __/____       _ /_
            oS|______/   ¬\\    /_____   ¬\ __ _  /_________
              ------/______\\  /|______    \\    /    ___  ¬\
                    -------| \/ :----/______\\  /|______/    \
                ______/_   :         -------| \/ :-----/______\
              _.\    /_______     _ /_      :
               |      ______/__ _  /______    ______/_
               |_______/   ¬\\    /   ___/____\    /_______
               -------/______\\  /|___\__    ¬\     ______/
                      -------| \/ :-----/______\_____/   ¬\
                             :          ------------/______\sCf


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| #. 14! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`-------------[ iNSANE mADMAN! ]--[ rEQ bY: iNSANE mADMAN! ]----------------'

        _ /_
   __ _  /
   \    /__________ ______
   |\  /|    ___  ¬\\  __/_____
 oS| \/ :______/    \______   ¬\____________
   :          /______\______    \_________ ¬\____________
          _               /______\______     \     ___  ¬\____________
   ___   /_____                        /______\______/    \    ______/\
  /   \\//   _.:_________       ______     _        /______\______ _/  \sCf
 /     \/_____|________ ¬\______\    /   ___\   _____           /_______\
/_______\     |______     \    ¬|    \  /  ¬\\//   _.:_________
                    /______\_____     \/     \/_____|________ ¬\___________
                                /_____/_______\     |______     \    ___  ¬\
                                                          /______\_____/    \
                                                                      /______\


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| #. 15! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ eSSENCE! ]--[ rEQ bY: rAHIEM! ]----------------------'

.__________/______oS
|   ______/\\  __/_____ ______/_
|______ _/  \______   ¬\\  __/_____
.----/_______\______    \______   ¬\____________/_
:                 /______\______    \    ______/\____________ ______/_
:                             /______\______ _/  \     ___  ¬\\    /_______
:                                         /_______\______/    \     ______/
:     eSSENCe BRINGS YOU 2DAY: R.O.M.                   /______\______   ¬\sCf
:                                                                   /______\
:                 (Randomly Organized M'f's :)                  .__________/_
:                                                               |   ______/\
:                                                               |______ _/  \
`--------------------------------------------------------------------/_______\


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| #. 16! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ rOM! diz ]--[ rEQ bY: rAHIEM! ]----------------------'

 · o5 · 1o · 15 · 2o · 25 · 3o · 35 · 4o · 45
    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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._\        \_.________/   |____________.
|  \_________|     ._/    |    ._      |
|      _     |     |/     |      \/    |
!______/     !____________!______/     !
      /    _/                   /    _/
  sCf/______\  [ ISSUE # ?? ]  /______\



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| #. 17! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`----------------------[ rOM! ]--[ rEQ bY: rAHIEM! ]------------------------'

       .________________                _______.
    _._\               ¬\_.____________/      ¬|____________________._
     |  \_________________|         ._/        |        ._         ¬|
     |          _        ¬|         |/         |          \/        |
     !__________/         !____________________!__________/         !
      ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯/        _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯/        _/
              /__________\                              /__________\
               ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯                                ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

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| #. 18! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ bURNSIDE! ]--[ rEQ bY: eXILE! ]----------------------'

 ______/_
.\    /____       ____
|     |   ¬\______\  ¬\
|______     \    ¬:\   \ _____________/_
    oS/______\______    \\________  _/___________
.-----------------/______\______/   ¬\     ___  ¬\--------------------.
:                              /______\______/    \                   :
:                                           /______\sCf               :
:                                 ______/_                            :
:                                .\  __/_____       _ /_ ______/_     :
:                                |_______   ¬\ __ _  /___\    /       :
:                                |________    \\    /   ¬|    \_______:____/_
:                                       /______\\  /|_____     \    ______/\
:                                              | \/ :    /______\______ _/  \
`----------------------------------------------:    .----------------/_______\


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| #. 19! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`---------------------[ tHE oASE! ]--[ rEQ bY: mSW! ]-----------------------'

   ______/_
__.\    /___ ______/_
\____________\    /_______
  |_____    ¬\     ______/___________/_
    sCf/______\_____/   ¬\    ______/\
.------------------/______\______ _/  \-----------------------------.
:                              /_______\                            :
:                        ___________ ___________ ______/_           :
:                       /     __   ¬\_________ ¬\\  __/_____        :
:                      /_____________\______     \______   ¬\_______:____/_
:                                          /______\______    \    ______/\
:                                                      /______\______ _/  \
`------------------------------------------------------------------/_______\


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| #. 2o! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`------------------[ bOMB sQUAD! ]--[ rEQ bY: bOHEME! ]---------------------'

            ______/_                     _         ______/_
           .\    /____                 ___\   ____.\    /____
           |     |   ¬\  ___________  /  ¬\\//   ¬|     |   ¬\
         oS|______     \/     __   ¬\/     \/_____:______     \
                 /______\___________/_______\           /______\
       ______/_
      .\  __/_____                    ____
      |_______   ¬\  ___________ _____\  ¬\
      |________    \/     __   ¬\    ¬:\   \____________       ______/_
             /______\________    \______    \_________ ¬\______\    /
                           /______\   /______\______     \    ¬|    \
                                                   /______\_____     \
                                                               /______\sCf



























                  Sorry m8s.. i have to go commercial now
           (hell.. i have to raise the ransom money somewhere!)


         besides.. this will add a couple more bytes to the coll..
                 sothat everybody will think i'm cool! ;)



























                        [ THE OFFSPRING BOARDS!: ]

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            _____      /_____  _ ____ \      /______/    \|    _//
          __\__ ¬\____/     /__     /__\____/   __ ¬\     \    ¬\_
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        -\____/---:-------l____/--l____/----sTZ!/6c----:----\  /--
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   /    _/__/  |/  \   |/  \   \   \_/ /  \   |/  \    /___/ _/ __/\    \_/
  /    /   \_  /    \  /    \  /    / /    \  /    \  /   \  \   \__\_   \
 /   _/     /_/     /_/     / /    /_/     /_/     /_/    /   \   \_ /    \
 \ ________/_______/_______/_/____/_______/_______/______/____|\   /______/
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                      |      |     |_______/       _     //      /
                      |______| ____|     |________//____________/


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                    .                                 .
                   ·:·····                       ·····:·
                    :  dUb ¡ dUb ¡ dUb ¡ dUb dUb dUb  :
                    .   dUb ¡ dUb ¡ dUb ¡ yeah yeah   .

                    ·  dUb ¡ dUb ¡ dUb ¡ dUb dUb dUb  ·
                    :     ¡ don't need your love      :
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| #. 21! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`-------------------[ eTERNITY! ]--[ rEQ bY: wOOBER! ]----------------------'

 _.__________/______/_
  |   ______/\\    /________ just fill up the empty spaces m8!
oS|______ _/  \____________/__________/_                    __  ___ __ _
-÷-----/_______\_____    ¬\    ______/\ _____________/_    / /\/ /\
 :                  /______\______ _/  \\________  _/     /_/ /_/  \__ _
 |                              /_______\______/   ¬\     \ \ \ \  /
 |                                            /______\sCf  \_\/\_\/__ _ _
 |                              _.__________       ______/_
 |                               |    ___  ¬\ __ _ \.   /____ ______/_
 |                               |______/    \\    /__________\    /.____
 |                                     /______\\  /|_____    ¬\\__/ ¦\  ¬\
 :                                            | \/ :    /______\______    \
-÷--------------------------------------------:    ÷----------------/______\


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| #. 22! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`---------------------[ bOOTH! ]--[ rEQ bY: bOOTH! ]------------------------'

      ______/_
    _.\    /____       [ booth... ]        ______/_   ______/_
     |     |   ¬\  ___________  ___________\    /_____\    /_______
   oS|______     \/     __   ¬\/     __   ¬\____________    ______/
 .---------/______\____________\____________\_____    ¬\_____/   ¬\-----.
 `-----------------------------------------------/______\---/______\sCf-'


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| #. 23! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ bOHEME! ]--[ rEQ bY: bOHEME! ]-----------------------'

 ______/_
.\    /____              ______/_
|     |   ¬\  ___________\    /_______sCf          _ ___  _ /_
|______     \/     __   ¬\     ______/___________    ___\  /______________/_
------/______\____________\_____/   ¬\    ______/\  /  ¬\\//       ______/\
      -------------------------/______\______ _/  \/     \/____|______ _/  \
                               ------------/______/_______\---------/_______\

                    Cheers for the CHEERS logo m8! ;))

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| #. 24! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ aBNORMAL! ]--[ rEQ bY: mOGUE! ]----------------------'

    .__________ ______
    |________ ¬\\    /_____
  oS|______     \    |    ¬\____________    _:_
   -÷-----/______\_____/_   \     ___  ¬\  __:________ _____________
    :         _ __    /______\______/    \/     __   ¬\\________  _/
    |          ___\  /_____        /______\__:_________\______/    \
    |         /  ¬\\//   _.:_________ ______ ÷---------------/______\sCf-.
    |        /     \/_____|________ ¬\\    /_: __                        |
    :       /_______\-----|______     \\__/  |/ ¬\                       :
    `----------------\----------/______\______    \----------------------'
                                            /______\


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| #. 25! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`----------------[ tHE cHAMELEON! ]--[ rEQ bY: dARKELF! ]-------------------'

  _______ __ _____   _____ __ __ _____ __ __ _____ __    _____ _____ _____
-l_   _  Y  Y  ___|-|  ___Y  Y  Y  _  Y  Y  Y  ___Y  |--|  ___Y     Y __  |-
  |   Y  _  |  __l_ |  |  |  _  |  _  | _ _ |  __l_  l__|  __l_  |  |  Y  |
  |   |  Y  |  |  | |  |  |  Y  |  Y  |  Y  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
sCf   |  |  |  :  | |  :  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  :  |  :  |  :  |  :  |  |  |
--l___l__l__l_____|-l_____l__l__l__l__l__l__l_____l_____l_____l_____l__l__|-

    Well m8... The Chameleon... one line.. do not split the Chameleon..
     and what does that mean?... it looks like all the other asciiz!;)


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| #. 26! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`-------------------[ dARKELF! ]--[ rEQ bY: dARKELF! ]----------------------'

               ______/_
         _.____\    /
          |     |   \____________
        oS|_____     \_________ ¬\ _____________/_     ______/_
         -÷----/______\______     \\________  _/_______\    /
          :                 /____._\______/   ¬\      _  __/   ·
          |  _.__________ ______/_       /______\_____/   ¬\   :
          |   |   ______/\\    /_. __   ___________  /______\  ¦
          |   |______ _/  \\__/  |/ ¬\ .\     ____/            |
          :        /_______\______    \|     ___/              :
          `---------------------/______|______|sCf-------------'


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| #. 27! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`---------------------[ tOLPAN! ]--[ rEQ bY: mOGUE! ]-----------------------'

   ______
__.\    /______/_         ______/_
\_____________/___________\    /_. __
oS|_____    ¬\/     __   ¬\\__/  |/ ¬\ ___________._
 -÷----/______\____________\______    \\________ ¬|
  :  -/-------------------------/______\      _.__|_______sCf
  |                           -/-------|_______|________ ¬\____________
  |          N·O· ·F·E·A·R·!          -÷-------:______     \     ___  ¬\
  :                                           -÷-----/______\______/    \
 -÷--------------------------------------------:------------------/______\


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| #. 28! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ dRAKAR! ]--[ rEQ bY: dRAKAR! ]-----------------------'

      ______/_
._____\    /
|    ¬|    \ _____________/_
|______     \\________  _/___________         ______/_
÷-----/______\______/   ¬\_________ ¬\________\    /
:   -/- -----------/______\______     \      _  __/___________sCf
|                -/- -----------/______\_____/   ¬\_________ ¬\ _____________
|                             -/- ----------/______\______     \\________  _/
:                                         -/- -----------/______\______/   ¬\
÷-------------------------------[ dRAKAR ]--------------/- -----------/______\


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| #. 29! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ cLOTUG! ]--[ rEQ bY: cLOTUG! ]-----------------------'

 ______/_
.\    /___ ______/_
|    ______\    /_. __              ______/_         ____
|______   ¬\\__/  |/ ¬\  ___________\    /___________\   \
     /______\______    \/     __   ¬\_________________\   \
                 /______\____________\_____    ¬\    ¬:\   \_________/_
                                          /______\______    \    ___/____sCf
                                                      /______\___\__    ¬\
                                                                   /______\

.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 3o! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ hITMAN! ]--[ rEQ bY: hITMAN! ]-----------------------'

    ______/_
  _.\    /_______     ______/_     _ ___  _ /_
   |      ______/__ _ \._  /_______  ___\  /______________
sCf|_______/   ¬\\    /___________/ /  ¬\\//  _.________ ¬\____________
   -------/______\\  /|_____    ¬\ /     \/____|______     \     ___  ¬\
          -------| \/ :----/______/_______\----------/______\______/    \
                 :                                                /______\


.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 31! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`---------------------[ sNES! ]--[ rEQ bY: hITMAN! ]------------------------'

               ______/_
              .\  __/_____
              |_______   ¬\____________
            oS|________    \     ___  ¬\____________ ______/_
             -÷------/______\______/    \    ______/\\  __/_____
              :                   /______\______ _/  \______   ¬\------.
              |                               /_______\______    \     :
              :                                            /______\sCf :
              `-------SuPA NiNTEnDO eNTAtAJMENt SeT!-------------------'


.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 32! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`---------------------[ sEGA! ]--[ rEQ bY: hITMAN! ]------------------------'

          ............   ............   ............      ......
        .::··········· .::··········· .::···········    .::····::. TM
        :: .:::::::::: :: .:::::::::: :: .::::::::::    :: :::: ::
        :: ::.......   :: ::.......   :: :: ........   :: ::  :: ::
        ::. ·······::. :: ·········   :: :: ······::   :: ::  :: ::
         ·::::::::. :: :: :::::::::   :: :: ::::: ::  :: ::    :: ::
        .........:: :: :: ::......... :: ::....:: ::  :: :: ...:: ::
        ·········· .:: ::. ·········· ::. ······· :: :: ::  ······ ::
        ::::::::::::·   ·::::::::::::  ·:::::::::::: :: ::  :::::::::sYz

     (sorry Hitman... Stylez got the patent for the best Sega ascii!)


.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 33! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`----------------[ tECHNOLOGY! diz ]--[ rEQ bY: wOOBER! ]-------------------'

 · o5 · 1o · 15 · 2o · 25 · 3o · 35 · 4o · 45
    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
  .________            ___      .______
._\________\_.________/   |_____\      \_.
|______________   .__/    |     _\_______|
  |          |     __     |    /__     |
oS!__________!______/     !______/     !
                   /    _/      /    _/
                  /______\sCf  /______\

 · o5 · 1o · 15 · 2o · 25 · 3o · 35 · 4o · 45
    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

|_   __  __    |  __   __  |   __   __
l__·(- ·(__·(--|·|  )·(__)·l_·(__)·(__|·(__|
     ¯¯                            .__| .__|


.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 34! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ aLLAH! ]--[ rEQ bY: dARKELF! ]-----------------------'

   _.__________ ______/_
    |________ ¬\\    /_. __ ______/_
  oS|______     \\__/  |/ ¬\\    /_. __
   -÷-----/______\______    \\__/  |/ ¬\____________ ______/_
    :                 /______\______    \_________ ¬\\    /_______
    |                             /______\______     \     ______/
    :                                          /______\_____/   ¬\
    `----- -- ------ - ------ - ------ - -- ------ --- -- -/______\sCf


.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 35! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ wARPED! ]--[ rEQ bY: hOTWIRE! ]----------------------'

_________/_
\       /_________________
 \     /\     _.________ ¬\ _____________/_
  \___//\\_____|______     \\________  _/___________._
------/--------÷-----/______\______/   ¬\\_______  ¬|________/_     ______/_
 _ __/         :   -/-------------/______\      ____| ______/\ _____\    /
               |                -/-------|_______|_______ _/  \    ¬|    \
               |                        ---------÷-----/_______\_____     \
               :                                 : sCf -------------/______\
               `---------------------------------'

.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 36! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ hIJACK! ]--[ rEQ bY: dARKELF! ]----------------------'

   ______/_
 _.\    /_______     _ /_
  |      ______/__ _  /     ______/_
oS|_______/   ¬\\    /.____ \____/__________ ______/_
         /______|\  /||   ¬\|   ¬|________ ¬\\    /_______       ______/_
                | \/ :|__________|______     \     ______/_______\    /
                :                      /______\______   ¬\      _  __/
                                                   /______\_____/   ¬\
                                                               /______\sCf

.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 37! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ iNSANE! ]--[ rEQ bY: dARKELF! ]----------------------'

  __ _  /
  \    /__________ ______/_
  |\  /|    ___  ¬\\  __/_____
  | \/ :______/    \______   ¬\____________
.-:----------/______\______    \_________ ¬\____________    - -- -----÷----.
:                        /______\______     \     ___  ¬\____________/_    ¦
|                                     /______\______/    \    ______/\     |
|                                                  /______\______ _/  \    |
:                                                              /_______\sCf:
`---÷---------------------------------------------------------÷------------'


.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 38! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`-----------------[ iMMUNE! ]--[ rEQ bY: sATAN'S fIRE! ]--------------------'

                ___ _ ___  _ /_       ____
 __ _  /___  _ /_____ ___\  /_________\  ¬\
 \    / ___\  /______/  ¬\\//    .    :\   \____________
 |\  /|/  ¬\\//     /     \/_____|______    \     ___  ¬\____________/_
 | \/ /     \/_____/_______\-----÷----/______\______/    \    ______/\
 :   /_______\                   :                 /______\______ _/  \
-÷-------------------------------^-----------------------------/_______\
 ·
      (sorry satan.. hij ziet er niet uit.. mja heb al zo'n kutdag..
                       je krijg een betere later!!!)


.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 39! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`---------------------[ cRACK! ]--[ rEQ bY: cRACK! ]------------------------'

       ______/_
      .\    /_____
      |    ______/_____________/_
    oS|______   ¬\\________  _/___________ ______/_
           /______\______/   ¬\_________ ¬\\    /_______       ______/_
                        /______\______     \     ______/_______\    /
                                     /______\______   ¬\      _  __/
                                                 /______\_____/   ¬\
                                                             /______\sCf




                            [ BONUS SECTION! ]




.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 4o! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ rELIEF! ]--[ rEQ bY: rELIEF! ]-----------------------'

    _____________/_
    \________  _/___________ ______/_
  oS|______/   ¬\    ______/\\    /_. __
          /______\______ _/  \\__/  |/ ¬\ __ _  /_________/_
                      /_______\______    \\    /   ______/\ _____________/_
                                   /______\\  /|______ _/  \\      _____/
                                          | \/ :    /_______\     ___/
                                          :                 |______|sCf


.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 41! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`--------------------[ pUZZLE! ]--[ rEQ bY: rELIEF! ]-----------------------'

    ___________._  ____ _____/_
    \________ ¬|___\  ¬\    /_______ _______________/_
    |      _.__|  ¬:\   \  /____   ¬\_____   ¬\    /_. __
  oS|_______|________    \/   ______/   ______/\__/  |/ ¬\____________/_
                   /_____/___________\_________\______    \    ______/\
                                                    /______\______ _/  \
                                                                /_______\sCf


.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 42! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`-------------------[ kINETIX! ]--[ rEQ bY: cOLONEL! ]----------------------'

         ______/_
  .______\    /
  |     _  __/__ _  /_________
oS|_____/   ¬\\    /    ___  ¬\____________ ______/_
       /______\\  /|______/    \    ______/\\    /___________ ______ ______/_
              | \/ :     /______\______ _/  \___________ __ _ \    ¬\     /
              :                      /_______\_____    ¬\\    /_    _  __/
                                                  /______\\  /|_____/   ¬\sCf
                                                         | \/ :    /______\

.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 43! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`----------------[ bAD kARMA! diz ]--[ rEQ bY: cOLONEL! ]-------------------'

 · o5 · 1o · 15 · 2o · 25 · 3o · 35 · 4o · 45
    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |    |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

     |__  __  __|  |_/ __  __  _ _  __
---- |__)(--|(__|  | )(--||  '( Y )(--| ----

------------------------------------sCf/oS!-


.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 44! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`-------------[ tHE bOARD! ]--[ rEQ bY: sYS & cLAIRVOYANT! ]----------------'

               ______/_
            __.\    /___ ______
            \____________\    /_______
            oS|_____    ¬\     ______/___________/_
     ___:__/_ -----/______\_____/   ¬\    ______/\...............
    .\    /____  -/------------/______\______ _/  \             :
    |     |   ¬\  ___________ ___________  /_______\            :
    |__.___     \/     __   ¬\_________ ¬\ _____________/_   ___:__/_
       :  /______\____________\______     \\________  _/_____\    /
       `----------------------------/______\______/   ¬\    ¬|    \
                                                 /______\_____     \
                                                             /______\sCf


.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 47! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`---------------------[ eLEMENT! ]--[ rEQ bY: nUP! ]------------------------'

.__________ ______/_   .__________       _
|   ______/\\    /_. __|   ______/\    ___\   ______________/_
|______ _/  \\__/  |/ ¬\______ _/  \  /  ¬\\//       ______/\____________
     /_______\______    \   /_______\/     \/____|______ _/  \     ___  ¬\
                  /______\          /_______\         /_______\______/    \
                                                              ______/______\
                                                           __.\    /______
                                                           \_____________/
                                                             |_____    ¬\sCf
                                                                  /______\

.--------.T.H.E. .T.H.I.N.G. .T.H.A.T. .S.H.O.U.L.D. .N.O.T. .B.E.!.--------.
| #. 46! `---------------------------------------------------------'  sCf!  |
`------------------[ aRCTIC cIRCLE! ]--[ rEQ bY: nUP! ]---------------------'

  _.__________
   |________ ¬\ ___________________/_
 oS|______     \\________  _/\    /____ ______/_
         /______\______/   ¬\     ______\    /___________ ______/_
      ______          /______\______   ¬\___________ __ _ \    /______
    _.\    /_____/_               /______\_____    ¬\\    /    ______/
     |    ______/__ _ ___________________     /______\\  /|______   ¬\
     |______   ¬\\    \________  _/\    /____ ______ | \/ :    /______\
          /______\\  /|______/   ¬\     ______\    /_: __  sCf
                 | \/ :     /______\______   ¬\\__/  |/ ¬\____________/_
                 :                      /______\______    \    ______/\
                                                    /______\______ _/  \
                                                                /_______\



























   .
   :.                    ..:
   ::.      .__  ....:::::::________ _  _________ _________  ____________
   ·::.     |  .:::::::···     ____///_/  _____  Y________ \_\_       _  ¡
    ::::... ¦ :::::::::::::::.  |      \    l/   |     l/   / /      (_) |
    :::::::.  :::::::·······::. l       \   /    |     \    ¯\¯\         |
    :::::::::..      ......::::.         \ /     |      \     \ \        |
    :::::::::::::::::::::::::::·__________X      l_______\     \ \       |
    ::::::::::::::::::::::::::·    ....  /_______!        \_____\ ·      |
    ::::::::::::::::::::::::·    .::::::         ¦                       |
    ::::::::::::::::::::::·   ...:::::::.________:______ _  ________ _   |
   .:::::::::::::::::····   .:::::::::::. _____  ¦ ____///_/  _____///_  |
   ::::···              ..:::::::::::::::·  l/   |  |      \  ___/     \ l
   ::·      ·          ·:::::::::·····      /    |  l       \ l         \ \
   ·        ¦  s C A R  ·:::::·     ..::.  /     |           \           \ ·
            |  a C E !   ·::::  ...::::::./      l____________\_____  xCz \
            |  _          ·:::.:::::::::::_______!                l________\
            | (_)         .::::::·········                               .
            l___________ :::::::::.. ____________________________________¦
                        .::··:::::::..
                        ··   ::::::::::.
                              :::::·····
                              ::·



























       ._______ ___________ _________ _________ ________ ________
       |      ¬\_      _  ¬\_    _  ¬\_    _  ¬\_      ¬\_   _  ¬\_
       |     ___/_     /____/    /____/    /____/_/____\_/   /____/
       |    /__  ¬\_   __  ¬\_  ___/ ¬\_  ___/ ¬\_      \_____   ¬\_
       `------/   _/----/   _/--/     _/--/     _/      _/--/     _/
           oS/_____\   /_____\ /_______\ /_______\_______\_________\sCf

(fuck! i just hate it when i find a new style just when i'm finishing off a
                       new collection!! goddamnit!)

          aCID kID, aNTHONY, aLCOHOLIC, bAFFLE, bIRD, cLAWBREAKER
          cOUNTzERO,  dAFFY,  dARTAGNAN,  dELITE, dIABLO, dISTLER
          dIXY,  dIZY,  dRAKAR,  fISHWAVE,  gOZZ,  gRIMLOCK,  h2O
          hELLCAT&aNALYZER,  hERAKLES,  hI-FI,  hOTWIRE, iLLUSION
          iNSTANT, jAKE,  jEDI, jENNIE,  kARMA, kEFNER, kID cURRY
          kINGPIN,  kURGAN,  mISFIT,  mUAD'dIB,  mAX fART,  mOGUE
          mOTIVE pOWER,  mR.oRION,  mSW,  mYSTIQUE,  nECRONOMICON
          nIKE,  pHILIX, pRIS,  pRIDE, qEN,  rADAVI, rANDY, rAZTA
          rELIEF,   rETEP,   sAL-oNE,   sATAN'S fIRE!,   sCORPION
          sECTORCHARGER,  sTYLEWARS,  sTYLEZ!,  tANGO,  tHE rAVEN
          tRASH,  tREACH, tRICKSTER, tSAR1,  tWISTER, u-MAN, uTAH
          vIETCONG,  wEBSTER,  wHIRLWIND,  wILDCAT,  wISHBRINGER!
                        xXL, xCLUZIWE, zACK, =zEn=

  .__________ __________ _________ _________ _______ ________ ________
  |     _   ¬\_     _  ¬\_    _  ¬\_    _  ¬\_     ¬\_      ¬\_   _  ¬\_
  |     /_____/     /____/    /____/----|    /_______/_/____\_/   /____/
  |    /     ¬\_   __   ¬\_  ___/ ¬\_ . |    \_     ¬|/      \_____   ¬\_
  `------/    _/----/    _/--/     _/   ¬    _/------/       _/--/     _/
        /______\   /______\ /_______\_________\ sCf /_________\_________\

                The best painters are once again included!:

   sTZ! (sTEZOTEHIC), ð (dHM), 2F (2fAST), dZG (dANZIG), g®m (gRIMLOCK)
  sAL1 (sAL-oNE), -cR (cRAZY), nK (nIKE), dL! (dEATHLORD), xCz (xCLUZIWE)
  zS! (zEUS!), splat (dESOTO), Mo! (mOGUE), skz (sKIZE), adk! (aCID kID)
      sc (sHAPECHANGER), -cDr (cRUSADER), H2o! (h2O), -rS! (rEDSKIN)
                        TRE! (tREACH), gOTE (gOTE?)

     /\ __                              ______ __                  _
    /  \\/__                    _______/   __¬\\/______ _________ //
   /  /\\/_¬\           ______ / _____/_   `/  \/ _____Y_   ____/______
  /  /  \/   \ _______ / _____Y`------.¬\  T    \ \____ ¬| ---'¬Y ____/__  __
 /       l____Y  _____Y-----.¬¯\      l  \_|     \   |   |      |------.¬\(__)
/___________|   ----'¬ ¯\   l   \________/ l______\__|   |______!      l  \(_)
            l____________\______/                    `---'   \____________/
       xCz
                               [ MESSAGES! ]

=zEn= :                       Happy huntin' m8! ;) Wanneer ben je weer terug?
uMAN  :    You are truly lazy y'know that?! :)) and happy hunting to you too!
                                     (but not in Botswana.. but in Bergen! ;)
h2O   :      Anything new from you we can look 4ward too?? Thnx for the logo!
nIKE  :         oephf... here goes nothing: A danish wine-nipper stationed in
         wienna can only wine about the bad wine the wienna wine makers make!
sAL-1 :          En?.. begrijp je nu waarom je die ascii voor me moest make??
                                        Keep 'em in suspence is my motto! :))
tANGO :             Pleasure warez rule BIG TIME! (and forbidden fruits too;)
xCz   :                            Congrats with the fantastic sCf ascii m8!!
hTW   :                                                   Hows study-life? ;)
dIABLO:              PPHammer... Desert Strike... when will it stop?!?!? :)))
rELIEF:         I keep seeing file_id's made by you! .. why can't i make good
                                                                dizzes??? :))
dRAKAR:    yeah the new zealander :) .. I included your req asc in here too..
                           seeing I don't think you received it on Digital C.
-dTN  :                                     We'll start after the 17th rigth?
kYLIE!:                   uman & nike say hi! (in a sortta sensual way... :))
zACK  :     Hoe gaat 't met je vriendin?? .. neeee niet je s&w maar Karin! ;)
sTw   :                                                kOOL ascii thingy man!
pRIDE :       Welcome back m8! (on the wrong machine.. but what the heck! :))

MESSAGE TO ALL IN VSG/OS/HNY:
Untill further notice I can't call outside the +31 area! .. You can reach
me on Internet via Diablo's account (ONLY untill I get my own!).

For all requestors: You can still request from me on the NON +31 boards.. I
will keep calling them every now and then!





























Well... the epilogue: In retrospect this asc-compilation isn't one of my
best ones (in regards to the design) .. . but i just had too release this
one today (sunday the 22nd of october (for all you stats.-guyz;)) bcoz..
erhmm.. well... no reason, just felt i had to do something!
I do however wanna thank all the fellas out there who voted for me in Art
Mag!... y'all must be outta yar mindz! ME!? The second best artist around??
.. yeah right! :)

Jesus, it's already 23pm! .. . i haven't slept a wink the last couple
o'days.. but i guess that's all part of the show.. so i'm off for some nice
quality sleeping hours.. and i'll see you all a next time!

Cheers!

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