AMIGA.TEXTMOD.ES:COLLY> "the misadventures of genital man" by Unknown of Smegma






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              produkt presents..   ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
                                   ³the misadventures³
                                   ³of genital man.  ³
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                  use in aciddraw's alt+m.. duh..






























           _ _
          / V \
         <     )
         \_   _/    this is genital man.
          :   :     genital man owns you.
          |o O|
          | L |
          |. .|
          | - |
          |   |                        do you enjoy being owned by genital man?
          |_ _|
          / V \
         /  :  )
         (     \
          \_x__)      he enjoys owning you.

                                           he owns you with his noticibly small
                                           testicles. they own you harcore.































           _ _
          / V \
         <     )
         \_   _/
          :   :
          |o O|        oh whats this? genital man sees something!
          | L |
          |   |        i wonder what genital man sees? we'll have to find out!
          | o |
          |   |
          |_ _|
          / V \
         /  :  )
         (     \
          \_x__)


































           _ _
          / V \
         <     )               ah! its seargant shlob-the-knob!
         \_   _/
          :   :                genital man wants to make friends with searg.
          |o O|
          | L |                lets see what his approach is!
          |   |
          | ~ |
          |   |
          |_ _|
          / V \
         /  :  )
         (     \
          \_x__)


                                     _____
                                   _/     \__
                                  (__________)
                           Hi       :      |
                           genital oO      |
                           man!     :      |
                                \  (       |
                                    :      |
                                    D      |
                                    /     /
                                   (___/  :





















           _ _
          / V \
         <     )
         \_   _/
          :   :
          |o O|
          | L |     HI SEARGENT SHLOB THE KNOB HOW ARE YOU TODAY
          | _ |   /
          |<_>|
          |   |
          |_ _|
          / V \
         /  :  )
         (     \
          \_x__)


                                     _____
                                   _/     \__
                                  (__________)
                                    :      |
                        I'm fine,  oO      |
                     genital man.   :      |
                                 \ (       |
                     Say, lets do   :      |
                     it anal.       O      |
                                    /     /
                                   (___/  :





















           _ _
          / V \
         <     )
         \_   _/
          :   :
          |o O|    Hate to burst your bubble
          | L |    searg, but neither of us have an anus!
          |   |   /
          |)O(|
          |   |
          |_ _|
          / V \
         /  :  )
         (     \
          \_x__)


                                     _____
                                   _/     \__
                                  (__________)
                     Well then..    :      |
                     What do you   oO      |
                     Say i          :      |
                     shlob your    (       |
                     knob?        \_:      |
                                   ()      |
                                    /     /
                                   (___/  :





























                                                         *GUSH*
                         *SUUUUUUUCK*





            *sLURP!#$%#$!%*


                                    *GUSH*





                                                 *MOAN*

                       AHHHHH!#$%!#[email protected]%$%!#@








                                    oh yeah.. oh yeah..



              *SCREAM*

                                            *SCREAM*







           _ _
          / V \
         <     )
         \_   _/
          :   :
          |o O|
          | L;|     That felt good except for the part when you sucked
          |   |   / my nut straight out of my saq!
          | D |
          |   |
          |_ _|
          / V \
         /_r:  )
         ( /   \
           \x__)
         \
           .  ..
         ..._ .                      _____
           / \                     _/     \__
         . : |                    (__________)
           ._/                      :      |
                          OH! I'm  oO      |
                          so sorry  :      |
                        genital man(       |
                       I did not    :      |
                       mean to hurt\*      |
                      you. here,    /     /
                      let me give  (___/  :
                     you some more.




















           _ _
          / V \
         <     )
         \_   _/
          :   :
          |o O|      Hey, searg. that hurt. please dont suck on me anymore.
          | L |      HAHA! I DONT HAVE ANY TESTICLES LEFT!! HAHAAHA!
          |   |   /
          | _ |
          |   |
          |_ _|
          / V \
         /_r: _)
         ( / / \
           \x
         \
           .  ..
         ..._ .                      _____
           / \                     _/     \__
         . : |                    (__________)
           ._/  ..                  :      |
               _                   oO      |
             _/ \ .      No.. i     :      |
          . :   :        must!     (       |
            \__/         I MUST.    :      |
           ..                     \ *      |
                                    /     /
             ..                    (___/  :























         vv._vv/
          \   :
          :   :     Please, stop! RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
          |o O|
          | L |     I DONT HAVE ANY TESTICLES AND SEARG BIT OFF MY HEAD
          |   |   /
          | _ |     SOMEONE HELP ME FOR GODS SAKES!
          |   |
          |_ _|
          / V \
         /_r: _)
         ( / / \
           \x
         \
           .  ..
         ..._ .                      _____
           / \                     _/     \__
         . : |                    (__________)
           ._/  ..                  :      |
               _                   oO      |
             _/ \ .      THE LUST   :      |
          . :   :        IS TOO    (       |
            \__/         GREAT      :      |
           ..            GENITAL  \ *      |
                         MAN        /     /
             ..                    (___/  :























         vv._vv/
          \   :
          :   :      FOR GOD'S SAKE HELP ME!$#% THE SARG IS EATING ME!
          |x O|
          | . |      I'M JUST A HARMLESS SET OF GENITALS, WHY ME!#$?
          | _ |   /
          |(_)|
          |   |
          |_ _|
          / V \
         /_r: _)
         ( / / \
           \x
         \
           .  ..
         ..._ .                      _____
           / \                     _/     \__
         . : |                    (__________)
           ._/  ..                  :      |
               _                   oO      |
             _/ \ .      I MUST     :      |
          . :   :        SUCK YOU  (       |
            \__/         DRY,       :      |
           ..            GENITAL  \ D      |
                         MAN!!      /     /
             ..                    (___/  :























         vv._vv/
          \   :
          :   :      WHY DOESNT ANYONE HELP ME!#% HES BITING ME IN HALF!$#@
        . :x .|   .
       .. |   | ..
         .: _ |   /
          |(O)...
        . | '   ..
          |_ _|  .
          / V \
         /_r: _)
         ( / / \
           \x
         \
           .  ..
         ..._ .                      _____
           / \                     _/     \__
         . : |                    (__________)
           ._/  ..                  :      |
               _                   oO      |
             _/ \ .        I CAN    :      |
          . :   :         TASTE    (       |
            \__/          YOUR      :      |
           ..            SWEET    \ D      |
                        BITTER      /     /
             ..        BOY-HONEY   (___/  :
                      JUICE NOW!$#


















   vv._vv/
    \   :
    :   :      SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS AHHH%!#@
  . :x .|
  ..  l  . . /
    : O  ..
     .. :
        .   .     .
     ....       ..
         . . .
     .     ...
      . .       ..
          |_ _|  .
          / V \
         /_r: _)
         ( / / \
           \x
         \
           .  ..
         ..._ .                      _____
           / \                     _/     \__
         . : |                    (__________)
           ._/  ..                  :      |
               _          Don't    oO      |
             _/ \ .       worry,    :      |
          . :   :         I'm      (       |
            \__/          almost    :      |
           ..             done.   \ D      |
                                    /     /
             ..                    (___/  :




















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      .  ...* .                      _____
           /  *  ...               _/     \__
      .  . :                      (__________)
       .   .   *..      HES DEAD    :      |
        .     ._       I'll avenge oO      |
                \ .    you          :      |
          . :   :      genital     (       |
            \          man!      \  :      |
           ..                       -      |
                                    /     /
             ..                    (___/  :




















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      .  ...* .                      _____
           /  *  ...               _/     \__
      .  . :                      (__________)
       .   .   *..                  :      |
        .     ._         eh.. no   oO      |
                \ .      i wont.    :      |
          . :   :        i'm too   (       |
            \            tired.  \  :      |
           ..                       -      |
                                    /     /
             ..                    (___/  :













































                         *THE END OF GENITAL MAN*

      
    

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